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Genie Outwitted
Posted by: EVIL!!! on August 13, 2005 @ 4:51 am
So this man just got a divorce and he is feeling like crap. He is walking
down the beach and sees a lamp. He rubs it and - guess what - a genie
pops out! Surprise! Anyways, the genie starts his spiel: "I am the genie of
the lamp, I will... what the fuck’s wrong with you?" The man replies, "My
wife just divorced me and I am feeling like shit." The corners of the genie’s
mouth turn up to grin and he continues: "I see... I will grant you three
wishes, but whatever you wish for, you wife will get double." The man
begins: "I would like one billion dollars." BAM! A suitcase filled with on
billion dollars pops in front of him. The man (hell let’s give him a name...
joe.) Joe was ecstatic, until the genie said, "Must I remind you that you wife
now has two billion dollars? That is twice as much."
"What do I care? I don’t have to see her again! Now, I would like a mansion
right here on this beach."
BAM! An enourmous mansion appears, but right then, another one twice
as large appears right next to it.
"The smaller mansion is yours, the larger one belongs to your wife," says
the genie.
Joe knows that he must now see his ex again, and he begins to cry.
Slowly his weeping turns to laughter.
The genie, upset that he can’t seem to screw this man any more than he
already has, asks what the hell he is laughing about.
"I have my third wish... I want you to beat me half to death!" |
Add your own comment
| From: |
briana on August 16, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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that sucked
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| From: |
Doug. Grays on August 17, 2005 @ 11:27 am |
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somewhat funny |
| From: |
cooler on August 19, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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thats the shit |
| From: |
sexy sue on August 24, 2005 @ 9:50 am |
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what ya on bout? tht was hilarious! obviously this joker and i have a sense of humour unlike u sad unrealistic bastards! |
| From: |
Bytch on August 26, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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Finally, something thats actually FUNNY.
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| From: |
coal on August 26, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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it was ok, it could have been better
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| From: |
Ladys Man on August 26, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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yeah dat woz the bomb |
| From: |
lilflo on August 29, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
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that was tha shit bitch |
| From: |
lilflo on August 29, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
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that was tha shit bitch |
| From: |
"A" class on August 31, 2005 @ 11:38 am |
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Finally a quality joker...thank god...good shit dude!! |
| From: |
good job on September 2, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
| Comment: |
good job on that! it was funny to me. |
| From: |
drewpy on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
| Comment: |
too long didnt even read it |
| From: |
alex on September 8, 2005 @ 2:42 pm |
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that using ur marbles ciyanara bitch |
| From: |
Mr .p on November 20, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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LMAO |
| From: |
Kel on August 9, 2006 @ 10:39 am |
| Comment: |
Smart---the guys thinking...but other than that, the joke sucked ass. |
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