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one finger two finger...
Posted by: shockervader on August 20, 2005 @ 8:13 pm
This guy is getting ready to fuck his girl for the first time. When she looks at him and she says"stick a finger in me!" With a big grin on his face, he does. [ to make this joke really funny,act like you are putting your finger in your other fist, make an oowww moan and make a fuck face.] She moans deaply and says, "ooowww, stick two fingers up me!! " the guy is really into this at this time ,so he does. "Mumph" . She then squills with joy and looks him in the eyes and says, " STICK A FIST UP ME !!! " The young man looks horrified and puzzled, shruggs his shoulders and "MMMUUMMPPHH" She screams with delight and says " STICK ANOTHER UP ME !!!!!! " Shocked out of his mind and a very worried look on his face, he tries and tries and finally "MMMMUUUMMMPPPHHHH" Suddenly she looks at him and screams "OOOOOHHHHH GOOOOOODDDD NOOOOWWWW CLAAAAAAPPPPPP !!!!!!" The man tries with all of his might , looks at her and screams " I can"t !!!!!! And she looks at him and says " Tight , Huh !
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Robert on August 22, 2005 @ 12:15 pm |
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ShockerVader that is some of the funniest shit that I have ever read!!!! I think that this guys girfriend was my second ex wife!!!! |
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me on August 22, 2005 @ 3:37 pm |
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thats really isnt that funny or otherwise i dont get it |
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hannah on August 24, 2005 @ 9:50 am |
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thats funni |
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sexy sue on August 24, 2005 @ 9:50 am |
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u dumb ass! if u dnt get tht thn ur probly 7yrs old ya virgin!
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janet on August 24, 2005 @ 9:51 am |
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that was too good |
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carmoe on August 26, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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man that chick had 1 tight pussy |
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Dawson on August 26, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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Excellent joke!!!!! |
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Shockervader on August 26, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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Thank you to Janet, Sexy Sue, Hannan, Robert . Your comments mean alot, as for"Me-I don’t get it " maybe that’s your problem!!!! If you like that joke I’ve put some more jokes in. Let me know what you think of them!!! |
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princess danielle on August 26, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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Dear Shocker V, How did you find out my families dirty secret . My grandfather promised grammy that he wouldn’t tell that story about their wedding night again !!! |
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Jim on August 29, 2005 @ 11:32 am |
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Turkeys are good. |
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huh? on August 31, 2005 @ 11:38 am |
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Wow...Im almost impressed...you almost made a good joke...could it possibly be the only one??? if only you didn’t include all the extra stupid narritive then it would be a great joke
In response to your other jokes...THEY SUCK HAIRY BALLS |
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vystral on August 31, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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You’re stupid... turkeys taste like ass. |
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Shockervader on September 2, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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Dear huh, go sniff four moms underwear some more, then why don’t you write some jokes of your own. Retard !!! |
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gracie on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO ONE OF ME FRIEND |
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g on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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fuck that was good !!!!!!!!! |
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dexter on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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hey that was realy funny |
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shockervader on September 2, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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Dear Sexy Sue, Thanks for the back-up and How sexy are you ? |
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annonymous on September 10, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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some1 explain to me plz??? |
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pinksmurfcutie on September 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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Good joke, but I’ve heard it before. And dont hit on sexysue shockvader, ur MY bich. j/k |
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bill on September 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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i give him alot of credit for listening to everyone’s bull shit, and he still writes jokes and keeps trying, i read all of the jokes and i laugh my ass off sometimes, and sometimes i don’t but i give him credit either way.
GOOD ONE SHOCK!! |
| From: |
shockervader on September 21, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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Pink... I JUST LLLOOOVVVEEE PINK !!!! |
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shockervader on September 21, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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Gragamell says that smurfs taste GOOD !!! Is it true??? Or is it just the blue ones |
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Dissers suck on October 11, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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hilarious!! well done shocker!
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| From: |
Kate on November 8, 2005 @ 11:45 am |
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I Love This Joke Its Makes Me Real Horney........No Seriously Its That Funny And Im Only 13!!!!!!!!!!It Was Hillioruis Im Gunna Tell All My Friends About You!!!!!!
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| From: |
tinman on May 23, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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that was good. nice work vader, but some of your other jokes did kinda suck |
| From: |
Kel on August 9, 2006 @ 10:39 am |
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I agree with Tinman, this one sucks too. |
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