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mmm lunch
Posted by: shockervader on August 24, 2005 @ 8:37 pm

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Two faggots are sitting around one day, and the first one looked over to the other and said "Tomorrow I’m going to go out and get a job. " So they both wake up bright and early the next morning. The one that is getting the job is in the bathroom getting ready, the other is in the kitchen. The one getting the job is coming into the kitchen tucking his shirt into his pants to find his friend jacking-off into a paper sack ! He yells at his friend and says ,"wwwhat in the hhhell do you think you’re dddoing ?!?! The fag answers back, " I thought you would be gone all day , so I was packing you a lunch !!!!


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From: wtf??? on August 31, 2005 @ 11:37 am
Comment: what was the point of even posting that joke?...what a fucking waste of time even reading it....it wasn’t even remotely funny...it didn’t even make sense

From: Yeaaah boy!!! on August 31, 2005 @ 11:38 am
Comment: that was funny

From: ronnie on September 2, 2005 @ 3:22 pm
Comment: your a freak dude. Ive read all ur jokes and the disgusting, mean and just plain terrible. please stop posting stuff on this website

From: Rob on September 2, 2005 @ 3:22 pm
Comment: Your the fag!!!
Is that a true
story about
yourself?

From: CHILE GRANDE on September 2, 2005 @ 3:24 pm
Comment: I THINK THE FIRST GUY THAT POSTED A COMMENT IS THE GUY LOOKING FOR A JOB.

From: damedis on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: heh heh heh..........fucking faggots............good one dude

From: wtf on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment:
waste of time bro

From: Tight Ass on September 16, 2005 @ 8:14 am
Comment: No Rob it’s not about shockervader, It’s about your dad and the reason I know this is because Im your daddy’s boyfriend ! Sorry you had to find out this way !!!!!

From: pinksmurfcutie on September 19, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: Hehehe I thought it was funny.



Not

From: Rob on September 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: Hey Tight Ass,
My daddy’s been
dead for a long
time.Thanks for
the info anyways.

From: alie on September 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: good one tight ass!!!!
and wtf the only reason that was a wast of time is because your brain isn’t large enough to figure it out.

From: shockervader on September 21, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: Alie , CHILE GRANDE ... Now lets not be too HARD on Rob... He does come from a broken home !!! But there is good news for him, his mom just met the nicest midget lady that tells her all the time that her hair smells terrific!!!

From: Paul on September 24, 2005 @ 11:30 pm
Comment: I feel bad for the guy who wrote this gay ass shit. i think the guy who wrote this is hella fag. why would you write about fags anyways thats just straight out fucking fag. peace faggot

From: Robyn on September 24, 2005 @ 11:31 pm
Comment: Hey,Shockervader
Rob is a SHE not a
HE.Most of my
friends call me Rob.
Are you shocked??
Loved the comment
about the midget
lady.lol

From: Gay Basher on September 24, 2005 @ 11:32 pm
Comment: Hell Yeah!!!! Funny stuff!!!1

From: brittney on September 24, 2005 @ 11:32 pm
Comment: that joke was fucked up!!but hella funny

From: hgg on September 24, 2005 @ 11:32 pm
Comment: haha because they suck each othe off

From: peace on October 11, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: Damn FUNNNY

From: kel on January 13, 2006 @ 11:21 am
Comment: no comment

From: Kel on August 9, 2006 @ 10:39 am
Comment: Ok Shockervader, I notice that you have posted alot of jokes on this site, so either you are running out of ideas and making up your own shit...stop, you are embarassing yourself.

   
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