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Prove your love ...
Posted by: Shocker Vader on August 25, 2005 @ 11:05 pm

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True Shocker Vader story, Three things a man can do to prove his love to his woman . #1 Drink her bath water at $10.00 a glass, #2 Pull her tampon out with his teeth, #3 Eat the peanuts out of her shit {bootie licking} Now I’ve got to be perfectly honest with you, I’ve done two out of the three. I just can’t get past the taste of soapy water !!!


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From: THEMAN on August 27, 2005 @ 2:17 pm
Comment: SICK!!!! thats not funny at all that joke sucked ass

From: succubus on August 27, 2005 @ 2:17 pm
Comment: gross!!!! thats just sick.... was it ur mom?

From: loin on August 27, 2005 @ 2:17 pm
Comment: good not!

From: Incubus on August 29, 2005 @ 11:31 am
Comment: Dear Succubus, # 1 get hooked on phonics " ur " ? # 2 It wasn’t his mom it was yours .And from what I understand her snatch smells like rotten bologna !!!

From: Jim on August 29, 2005 @ 11:32 am
Comment: That is gross....and turkeys

From: bob on August 31, 2005 @ 11:38 am
Comment: that was fucking disgusting u sick fucking bastard

From: JOHNNY on August 31, 2005 @ 11:38 am
Comment: HELLO DIMITRI!

From: Zoe on August 31, 2005 @ 11:38 am
Comment: Whas that sopposed to be funny? WHJAT THE FU**~~~~

From: Rob on August 31, 2005 @ 11:39 am
Comment: It SUCKED and it
was SHITTY.........
To Incubus--Your
an ass.........


From: eww on September 2, 2005 @ 3:23 pm
Comment: eww thats all disgusting. That proves nothing. Its just absolutely disgusting.

From: GIBB on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: it was fucking great!

From: adam on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: what the fuck kinda gay bitch ass joke was that motherfucker

From: maidmarion on September 2, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: the comments were funnier than the joke,you sick ass bastard,

From: shockervader on September 5, 2005 @ 11:02 am
Comment: Gibb you and Omnibus are the only ones on this whole page that got this joke !! Congratulations !!!! The rest of you , Can anybody eles besides me smell that nasty snath of maidmarions!!!!!!

From: Judy on September 7, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: that joke was sick as hell...u need to stop trying to be funny and get back in bed with your dad you fucking suck at this shit...so be gone

From: Judy on September 7, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: u suck

From: burt on September 9, 2005 @ 11:09 am
Comment: fuck man, you need to get help, thats fucked up, but a little funny... ya right

From: shockervader on September 14, 2005 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: Dear Judy , Your one to talk about sucking I can see the strechmarks around your mouth from here !!!! You sloppy Joe!!!

From: pinksmurfcutie on September 19, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: Haha. I got it. kinda lame shockvader...

From: billy on September 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: i’m going to tell that joke at work
good one

From: dave on September 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: ur just gay man who eats shit u fucking cunt

From: Brandy on September 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: These comments are hella funny but the joke did suck ass

From: bob on September 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: tht jke fcking scked you hve the right to eat shit

From: anonams on September 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: o shocker ur breking my balls shocker ur breking my balls

From: maidmarion on September 21, 2005 @ 3:04 pm
Comment: shockervader accept the comments.. you put jokes up in here.. you leave yourself wide open to bad comments. i can tell your a virgin.. frustrated and young..

From: ur mama on September 24, 2005 @ 11:32 pm
Comment: dat joke sucked dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Jaco on September 28, 2005 @ 8:58 am
Comment: Shockvader that was fucking horrible and gross and I loved it!! The nastier the better. Maidmarion you must be a slut. Look at everything that’s coming out your mouth. Here’s a another nasty one for all you sickos out there. What’s grosser than gross?? A lovebyte over a big yellow spot!!

From: maidmarion on September 29, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: jaco, CHILL

From: Dopey Scope on October 11, 2005 @ 3:32 pm
Comment: too maney insolts TOO MANEY INSOLTS!!!!

From: U freakin suck!!! on November 6, 2005 @ 10:32 am
Comment: here’s a clue.... it sounds like you pulled that out of your ass... where the fuck do you get this shit..... Pull your head out of you ass and quit trying to be funny!!!

From: take it easy on December 11, 2005 @ 11:45 pm
Comment: everyone leaving comments like that are just as bad as this kid is

   
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