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Seven Wise Men
Posted by: Clint on August 30, 2005 @ 10:12 pm

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Seven wise men with knowlege so fine created a pussy to their own design.
1st was a bucher smart as a wit using a knife he gave it a slit
2nd Was a carpenter big and bold with a hammer and chisle he gave it a hole
3rd was a tailor tall and thin with the softest red velvet he lined it within
4th was a hunter short and stout with the finest fox fur he lined it without
5th was a preacher who’s name was McGee He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee
6th was a fisherman nasty as hell he thru in a fish just to give it a smell
7th was a sailor a dirty old runt he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt


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From: u got it on September 2, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
Comment: that was hell of funny

From: The Man on September 2, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
Comment: 8th was a pimp a smart old slob he put it on the streets just to give it a job.

From: emma on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: erm is that menna be funny or just pure shit????

From: drewpy on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: gay

From: george on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment:
fuck that was good !!!

From: adam on September 2, 2005 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: that was pretty fuckin good man

From: and you know it on September 4, 2005 @ 11:05 am
Comment: that shit was the bomb

From: Judy on September 7, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: Funny....it made me laugh at least...good job

From: Summer on September 7, 2005 @ 11:51 am
Comment: It is pretty bloody old to be good. I read it couple of years ago.

From: Jeremy on sept, 09 on September 10, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: that shit was hularius

From: Robyn on September 11, 2005 @ 11:26 am
Comment: lol....... That is what
jokes are suppose
to be.Funny.That
was a good one.

From: maidmarion on September 14, 2005 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: I agree with robyn, that joke was a good one and funny

From: ann on September 14, 2005 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: what a joke!!!!!...!!!

From: tabitha on September 14, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: that wasnt funny

From: taray on September 14, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: 8th was me taray who fucked it all day

From: 3rdsun on September 16, 2005 @ 8:16 am
Comment: that is from a reggae song from years back

From: me on September 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: did u examine ur moms pussy to make that joke??

From: alie on September 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: i liked it
sooooo pimp on

From: brent on September 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: thats a funny one!!!

From: brittani on September 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: that was funny as hell but it was also so supid as hell to

From: Ha Ha Ha on September 21, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: You laughed brittani and said it was funny as hell
That means your stupid as hell

From: maidmarion on September 25, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
Comment: Well i thought it was funny too

From: gas man on October 11, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: i need to fart

From: SexAddict on October 12, 2005 @ 12:27 pm
Comment: Haha ha ha that was so fuckin funny lol

From: lol on November 6, 2005 @ 10:31 am
Comment: ill have to give you some credit in that one it was so funny!!! Fuck all the Mother Fuckers who say other wise

From: the man on November 21, 2005 @ 11:17 am
Comment: mine was funneir than that one yeaaaaaaahhhhhh

From: me on December 2, 2005 @ 8:16 am
Comment: Thats an old John Valby poem.

From: call you out on March 17, 2006 @ 11:31 am
Comment: that was in Truly Tasteless

   
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