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Posted by: shockervader on September 2, 2005 @ 2:25 pm

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How do you get a women off your hands? Wash ’em !!


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From: maidmarion on September 4, 2005 @ 11:05 am
Comment: shut up fool

From: shockervader on September 5, 2005 @ 11:01 am
Comment: "maidmarion please change your tampon, I can smell you from inside my computer!!!!! What’s wrong did I hit your sore spot???????

From: Robyn on September 5, 2005 @ 11:03 am
Comment: Haven’t you got the
hint by now that
99 1/2 % of people
hate you.You are a
loser.You are brain
dead when it comes
to your so called
jokes.

From: Judy on September 7, 2005 @ 11:50 am
Comment: Dude you suck at this sh*t get a life and u are deffinantly not funny

From: leta on September 8, 2005 @ 2:42 pm
Comment: im not laughing with u im laughing at u
u suck

From: maidmarion on September 9, 2005 @ 11:09 am
Comment: shockervader, why return feedback with more crap.. do yourself a favour... get yourself a woman.....A REAL 1.....get a job....and get a life....get at least 1 friend... your jokes are crap.. why havent you got it in your head yet...I suppose your about 4 foot tall.. the face of the elephant man... the personality of a cabbage..and your obviously frustrated or you would’nt have got personal with your comment... and as for hitting a spot you wouldnt no where to find it.... your about as nice as the crap that is in the corner of my eyes in the morning!!!! like i said your a fool...

From: Robyn on September 11, 2005 @ 11:25 am
Comment: to Maidmarion
I loved your
comment back to
the loser
Shockvader.You
sure put him in his
sorry ass place.
LOVE IT,LOVE IT

From: moose! on September 11, 2005 @ 11:26 am
Comment: jesus if u hate his jokes so much why do you read them THEN give him shit for them. bet you dont no anybetter.fuckin tossers

From: PETE on September 14, 2005 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: GOOD POINT MOOSE. THESE MENTAL MIDGETS ARE SHUT-INS WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR . IT SEEMS OBVIOUS THAT WOMEN MIGHT BE OFFENDED, BUT ANY GUY THAT’S PUT OFF BY THESE JOKES IS SURELY SUFFERING FROM PENIS ENVY.

From: shockervader on September 14, 2005 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: Thanks for the comment Moose

From: claire on September 14, 2005 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: listen get over it your fanny stinks and your jokes stink

From: TABITHA on September 14, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
Comment: you need to stop

From: Robyn on September 16, 2005 @ 8:15 am
Comment: Moose & Pete,
We can say
whatever we want.
There are alot of
funny jokes on this
site.Shockvader
is not funny.I am
not offended,I’m
just not laughing.

From: pinksmurfcutie on September 19, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: Wow, did you all eat shit for breakfast err what? Shockvader, I love you. Keep up the jokes.

From: jj on September 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: man you fuc**** suck at doing jokes

From: maidmarion on September 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: You tell em Robyn...lol...

From: mikey84787 on September 21, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: you all suck shut up

From: shockervader on September 21, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: Pinksmurfcutie ... thanks for the comments , and all the love back to ya !!!

From: Ok Then on September 21, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: Lmao....maid marion u wrote the following.....
shockervader, why return feedback with more crap.. do yourself a favour... get yourself a woman.....A REAL 1.....get a job....and get a life....get at least 1 friend... your jokes are crap.. why havent you got it in your head yet...I suppose your about 4 foot tall.. the face of the elephant man... the personality of a cabbage..and your obviously frustrated or you would’nt have got personal with your comment... and as for hitting a spot you wouldnt no where to find it.... your about as nice as the crap that is in the corner of my eyes in the morning!!!! like i said your a fool...

Dude, lighten up! "Get a woman, get at least one friend i suppose your four foot tall"?
"Personality of a cabbage"?
You just got "personal" with your comment, so i am assuming you are the frustrated one.
You are the fool!

From: SOAD lover on September 21, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: that was totally gay?Nothing could be stupider than that....don’t post a joke on here if it is not gonna be funny

From: maidmarion on September 23, 2005 @ 7:54 am
Comment: to: ok then... i got personal to give him a taste of his own medicine.. he got carried away with his comment, so i thought what the hell, two can play at this game.. but now theres three.. whats up cant shockervader cope on his own without getting people to back him up...LMAO.... Its all a bit off fun so lighten up.. no one needs to get offended

From: Robyn on September 24, 2005 @ 11:31 pm
Comment: HELLO.......
Anyone who post
nasty jokes that
suck are going to
get nasty feedback.
To the people that
get offended by the
comments don’t
read them.Better
yet,don’t comment.
Maidmarion made
a good point.If
shockervader can’t
handle the nasty
comments to
him,maybe he
should start posting
his jokes in the
clean joke section.

From: maidmarion on September 25, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
Comment: Well said.... ty

From: Ok Then on September 27, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: Dont u find it a bit hypocritical to tell him not to get personal when u got personal?
And where did all the assumptions about him come from?
Because u didnt like his jokes u call him elephant man and frustrated?
Makes a lot of sense......NOT!!!!

From: me on September 27, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: fuck you maidmarion

From: maidmarion on September 29, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: Stop crying boys... Its all a bit of fun. And i dont need to fuck myself i got help with that. But saying that i think i might. ty

From: slutboyfame on October 2, 2005 @ 12:28 am
Comment: got help? surprised.

From: Ok Then on October 2, 2005 @ 12:31 am
Comment: once again, maid marion makes no sense
What a surprise!!!

From: La Di Fuckin Da on October 2, 2005 @ 12:31 am
Comment: Hey I am a girl and didnt get offended by it, so why should u males get so offended.
Pete was right, its a little thing called penis envy.

From: Dopey Scope on October 11, 2005 @ 3:32 pm
Comment: can i just ask y no 1 on this site can be nice i mean yer the " joke " did suck a lil but by helping cant we just tell him how 2 improve not just insolt him and call him name ( or her )

From: fuck on October 13, 2005 @ 12:06 pm
Comment: maidmarion has sand in her vagina! read all about it!

From: maidmarion on October 17, 2005 @ 10:27 am
Comment: nope not funny

From: reaper on April 1, 2006 @ 12:20 pm
Comment: dude u pissed alot of women off with that that ant no joke

From: laura nickin on June 19, 2006 @ 4:27 pm
Comment: i love paul he is so tall

From: laura on June 19, 2006 @ 4:27 pm
Comment: i love them tall jokes coz my boyfriend is 6.8 he’s name is paul

   
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