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Leg Humping
Posted by: Clint on September 4, 2005 @ 1:52 pm

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How do you keep a dog from humping your leg?
Suck his Dick!!!


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From: Mandi on September 7, 2005 @ 11:51 am
Comment: That was fucking sick!!! How could you write that........u fucking suck your own fucking dick!!!!!

From: leta on September 8, 2005 @ 2:42 pm
Comment: u r so fucking sick u animal. why dont u just let the dog suck your dick

From: Clint on September 8, 2005 @ 2:43 pm
Comment: Mandi it’s OK it’s just a joke, however this is a normal reaction most women think it’s sick and most men; Who take it for what it is "A JOKE" think it’s pretty fucking funny. Oh ya if I could suck my own fucking dick I would never leave the house!!!

From: maidmarion on September 10, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
Comment: clint, the joke was kinda sick lol.. but like you said its just a joke..

From: Robyn on September 11, 2005 @ 11:25 am
Comment: Aren’t jokes
suppose to be
funny? I’m not
laughing.

From: Todd on September 13, 2005 @ 2:50 pm
Comment: your sick

From: KRISTEN on September 14, 2005 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: I THINK THAT WAS THE MOST SICKEST STUPIDIST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. YOU MOST LIKE TO SUCK YOUR DOGS DICK SICK ASS MOTHER FUCKER.

From: Nick on September 14, 2005 @ 2:45 pm
Comment: That was hilarious... lighten up people.

From: morgan on September 16, 2005 @ 8:15 am
Comment: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you probally maturebate that dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! suck your own dick n one will do it for you! and the dog humps people or other species of dogs i becuase it wants power over them you ass hole!

From: Jaso on September 16, 2005 @ 8:15 am
Comment: HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS, KRISTEN AND MANDI YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

From: shockervader on September 16, 2005 @ 8:15 am
Comment: Well I’m glad to see that somebody else is getting bashed on this site. People, they are just jokes!!! If you don’t like them ... Go screw yourselves !!!

From: pinksmurfcutie on September 19, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: Mandi and Kristen-- grow up bitches. The joke was funny. I liked it Clint ;)

From: Robyn on September 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: Hey shockervader,
You are still the
worst of them all.
HA HA HA HA

From: candy on September 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: you are so sick you make me sick

From: trey on September 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: dumbass

From: ucon on September 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: YA’LL ARE SOME SICK FUCKERS

From: nikole O on September 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: that was some funny shit
i can picture it now
LOL

From: Ty on September 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: i thought it was fuckin hilarious.. u come to sick jokes.. wat else do u expect to find u dumbfucks?

From: real marine on September 21, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: you sick fuck there every one else was saying it i just wanted to fit in oh by the way the way funny joke


From: amanda on September 21, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: that is sick sucking a dogs dick who would do suck a thing u make me sick

From: amanda on September 21, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: that joke was very sick how can u think off sucking a dogs dick

From: maidmarion on September 21, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: ewwww.. thats just nasty...chuck the dog a bone and leave his dick alone.... ha ha ha

From: Fa Farks ake on September 23, 2005 @ 7:58 am
Comment: ok ok ok, so its gross....but like someone said previously...u R IN Nasty Jokes!!
Get over it

From: Robyn on September 24, 2005 @ 11:31 pm
Comment: Yes,we are in nasty
jokes.If the jokes
are nasty expect
nasty comments.

From: Fa Farks ake on September 27, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: hey robyn seeing u r in nasty jokes does that mean we can be nasty to u u 2 cent whore?

From: Subtle on September 27, 2005 @ 3:04 pm
Comment: Good one.

From: Robyn on September 29, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: Fa Farks
Sure thing you
scumbag.I know it’s
all for fun.

From: Benr on October 2, 2005 @ 12:29 am
Comment: one more time for everyone.... this is a site for nasty jokes... if you dont like nasty jokes... dont go here. Im talking to you mandi mostly. You seem light hearted.... well then y did u go here in the first place? the point of nasty jokes is to be SOO sick that its funny

NO ONE WOULD SUCK A DOGS DICK... its funny

From: alex on October 2, 2005 @ 12:29 am
Comment: you guys are so stupid

From: melissa on October 2, 2005 @ 12:30 am
Comment: hay that was a bit sick but i did find it funny tho it was really good

From: mike hunt on October 2, 2005 @ 12:30 am
Comment: i cant believe that you all dont know the difference between a joke and a true story. just except the joke on face value and move the fuck on

From: Fa Farks ake on October 2, 2005 @ 12:31 am
Comment: if u know its all for fun, why did u get so defensive when it was about u?

From: Dude on October 2, 2005 @ 12:31 am
Comment: (N)(N)(N)(N)(N)(N)

From: Robyn on October 2, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
Comment: I was not getting
defensive.All I was
saying,Nasty jokes,
Nasty comments.
Amen!!!!

From: humpy on October 11, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Comment: i dont suck my dogs dick......i fuck him in the ass!!

From: shy on October 11, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: weak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: brittney on October 11, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: eww sick not funny

From: Fa Farks ake on October 11, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: exactly my point robyn...and since u can put nasty comments to nasty jokes, i figure we can make nasty comments to people making nasty comments
il poliziotto ciò

From: kelz on October 11, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: man you guys are all crazy fucked up people. its a joke get over it. i loved it.

From: wuff on October 11, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: dogggggggggggy

From: wtf on October 11, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: WTF if your going to get all pissed about how sick a joke is.. GET OFF THE NASTY JOKE BOARD...bitches

From: Chip Douglas on October 11, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: this concludes today’s broadcast.....CLICK

From: Dopey Scope on October 11, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: Ummm yeah so all them sick coments huh wander what thats like o well it was only a joke and 2 me it was FUNNY as hell :D

From: ... on October 11, 2005 @ 3:32 pm
Comment: this was the dumbest fucking joke i’ve ever read

From: PREACHER on October 11, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: NOW NOW THERE IS NO NEED TO FIGHT! HOW BOUT YOU GET DRUNK AND TAKE IT OUT ON YOUR CAR!

From: ryans on October 11, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: everyone is right why did you people come here if you didnt want to read nasty jokes thats kinda the point....you poeple who took this joke seroiusly shouldnt be comeing here becuz you obvouisly dont want to read nasty jokes or you wouldnt be saying its sick even tho it is but it was funny.

From: cripple on October 11, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: so many comments ive forgotten the joke

From: Queenie on October 11, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: That was funny!!

From: ass on October 13, 2005 @ 12:06 pm
Comment: mmmmm doggy dick

From: fuck on October 15, 2005 @ 11:31 am
Comment: i suck my dogs dick all the time and its really not that bad

From: Robyn on October 15, 2005 @ 11:32 am
Comment: Fag fucks,oops I
mean Fa Farks,
you got the point
right.

From: matt on October 21, 2005 @ 11:56 am
Comment: i think that is the funniest thing ive herd. do u suck ur dogs dick or anything.

From: sammy martinez on December 30, 2005 @ 11:03 am
Comment: u know what ur dumb and stuiped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats not even funny i bet u do that to ur dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

From: chuckles on January 8, 2006 @ 11:01 am
Comment: i hope YOUR dog sucks YOUR dick, DICKHEAD!!!!

From: traci on January 19, 2006 @ 11:07 am
Comment: u all need to fuckin lighten up it is a fucking joke and y come to this sight and not find nasty jokes obvisouly we are all looking for nasty jokes that is y we are on this sight

From: Anthony on April 18, 2006 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: that was the most dumest joke i had ever here. who ever wrote that must of tried it.

From: Amy and Sara Lee on August 28, 2006 @ 10:54 am
Comment: The comments that we have been reading are more hilarious that the god damn joke!!! lmfao

From: Karissa on August 31, 2006 @ 11:09 am
Comment: How Do You Get A dog when it is already scared?

From: nymphojen@myspace on September 12, 2006 @ 3:19 pm
Comment: that was funny as hell. it was nasty but funny and i do believe that was the point of this website..... so fuckin calm down! why do peole have to be so fucking critical?

   
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