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Bites the dust
Posted by: Jonathan on September 5, 2005 @ 5:48 pm

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What is the similarity between Ayrton Senna and Freddie Mercury?
They both died with blood on their helmet.
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What is the similarity between Michael Jackson and Santa?
They both empty their sacks at the foot of childrens beds.



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From: By Ur Mama on September 8, 2005 @ 2:43 pm
Comment: A nigger & a white guy was running from the cops late at night.
The nigger stopped & pressed his body against a black garage, the white guy got caught.

From: un known sender on September 8, 2005 @ 2:43 pm
Comment: the second one was good but whos arytonsenna

From: ice on September 9, 2005 @ 11:09 am
Comment: please don’t use the n word. how ignorant can you get.
i bet your white and just felt like finally being able to let it out.
lol
scared little white boy, and if you are black use some sense dude/

From: Jonathan on September 10, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: Aryton Senna was a F1 racing car driver.Killed driving into a wall(whilst wearing a helmet)

From: johnny rebel on September 10, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: arent you secure probaly a jew

From: teehee on September 10, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: wow the world isnt racist at all .. good joke though

From: karen on September 10, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: whoever ice is it’s not like the "n word" got caught.

From: Silent on September 14, 2005 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: i aint black im mexican but i bet that non of ya have the balls to say the word nigger in front of a black person cuz ya bunch lil bitches who act tough online but infront of them they respect them!

From: abbey on September 19, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Comment: it is crap i woud like to say hi to every one

From: billy on September 19, 2005 @ 12:05 pm
Comment: hey silent

stay silent
you write like a fucking retard

From: bert on September 21, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: heybillynicejoke

From: maidmarion on September 21, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: the jokes all forgotten about.. eveyone is too busy arguing... so hello and goodbye

From: lol on September 27, 2005 @ 3:04 pm
Comment: online arguing is fun... i wanna join!!!

BITCH!! hahaha

From: Queenie on October 11, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: The secondwas funny.

From: hilaryhumper on October 25, 2005 @ 11:52 am
Comment: I love reading online fights...do some more!!!!!!!!!1

From: Kel on August 9, 2006 @ 10:37 am
Comment: I noticed that some people get very offensive when it comes to Michale Jackson jokes...somehow the N word comes up and I think you can harldy put him in that class of people. He is WHITE!

   
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