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Old Man in old age home
Posted by: Jess on September 10, 2005 @ 4:12 pm

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There was an old man that was going to an old age home and he was willing to try it out cause he didn’t want to bother his son. The first morning he woke up with a hard on. A nurse came in suck him off and walked out when she was done.The old man pick up the phone called his son and told him that he loved it there.The son ask him why and the old man told him. A few minutes later the old man went for a walk down the hall.The old man fell down and some one jump on him,fucked him in the ass and left him in a hump.The old man phoned his son and told him get me out of here. The son ask him way and the old man told him.The son replied,well dad you have to take the good in with the bad.The old man said you don’t understand i get a hard on once a month and i fall down three or four times a day.


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From: ashley on September 14, 2005 @ 2:44 pm
Comment: hay what is funny as fuck

From: lacy holley on September 14, 2005 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: that was some funny shit.

From: hjvuifydasgyudfbgusd on September 16, 2005 @ 8:15 am
Comment: THAT WAS STUPID!!!

From: Robyn on September 16, 2005 @ 8:15 am
Comment: Funny.Loved it...

From: pinksmurfcutie on September 19, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: Hmm... Not very funny

From: wanka on September 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: that was funny
good one

From: Jannet Sept 19.2005 on September 21, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: That shit was gay!

From: me on September 21, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: there is bits missing from it. ok though

From: maidmarion on September 23, 2005 @ 7:54 am
Comment: nice 1

From: Bob on September 24, 2005 @ 11:32 pm
Comment: What?!!!!!!

From: psychotic_hippo11 on October 2, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
Comment: That was real gay, it wasn’t even funny at all.....geez

From: Tony on October 11, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: it’s called weighing the pros and cons

From: ryans on October 11, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: haha...funny! i like that one.

From: IIIJIIII on October 11, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: sTUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Queenie on October 11, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: This wa hilrious!!

From: Jellyfish on October 14, 2005 @ 11:25 am
Comment: The joke might have been funnier if you could write correct english fragments.

From: Mr.p on November 20, 2005 @ 10:11 am
Comment: LMAO. Nice 1

From: wackdaddy on December 11, 2005 @ 11:45 pm
Comment: very funny!!!!!!!!

   
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