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Posted by: shockervader on September 12, 2005 @ 10:42 pm

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This truckdriver was driving down the highway when he saw a young women up ahead on the side of the road hitchicking . He stops and lets her in. The young polish girl thanks him for the ride, and they start up back down the road. After driving for awhile the girl is looking at his dashboard in amazement and says "What’s that big thing there ?? " The trucker replys " Thats my big CB radio. I can talk to anybody all over the world on that thing !! " Excited the girl squills " Even to people in Poland ? ! ? " Ya , even to people in Poland " ! The girl says, " I’d Love to talk to my mother in Poland !!!! I’d do anything to talk to my mother in Poland !!! " He said " AAANNYYTTHHIINNGGG ???!!!! She said " AAANNNYYTTHHIINNGGG !!!!!! So the trucker reaches down , undoes his fly and uncoils his cock. She goes down,grabs his cock , puts it up to her mouth and says " HELLO , MOM !!!!


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From: zachary on September 16, 2005 @ 8:14 am
Comment: Shockervader . that was some funny shit !!!

From: john dude on September 16, 2005 @ 8:14 am
Comment: not bad

From: Jason on September 16, 2005 @ 8:14 am
Comment: I don’t see why some of the people who come on this site and read your jokes don.t think their funny, their frigg’in funny as hell ! This one is dope as hell !!! keep ’em coming

From: Stone Cold on September 16, 2005 @ 8:15 am
Comment: Good one

From: zachary on September 16, 2005 @ 8:15 am
Comment: Brilliant, keep joking

From: joe on September 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: not bad but do better

From: Fred on September 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: Haha, great joke, I’ll read some more.

From: Robyn on September 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: Shockvader,you
surprised me.That
was funny.Keep
them coming.lol....

From: April on September 21, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: thats frickin hilarious

From: Meleny on September 21, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: thats not that funny

From: hey on September 21, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: that is absolutely the worst job of complementing yourself
for your own jokes that I have read throughout this whole site
you couldn`t of waited a halfhour between comments
its just a sad site that`s all I`m saying

From: SOAD lover on September 21, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: that is some funny shit right there

From: shockervader on September 23, 2005 @ 7:54 am
Comment: OK " hey " 1st things 1st , The only time that I write anything in the comment space is to slap the taste out of dumbass mouths like yourself !!! You damn snerf !! "SNERF"=A boy that goes around sniffing girls bicycle seats in the summertime !!!!

From: maidmarion on September 23, 2005 @ 7:54 am
Comment: That was pretty funny lol

From: hey on September 24, 2005 @ 11:32 pm
Comment: sniffing girls seats is more legal than
"wrestling" with your nephew you pervert.
see ya shitraper
chump

From: Robyn on September 25, 2005 @ 11:35 pm
Comment: Hey & shocker,
Okay boys, enough
already.
Shockervader,that
really was a funny
joke.

From: Jaco on September 27, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: shockervader’s mom is bald.

From: shockervader on October 2, 2005 @ 12:31 am
Comment: No jac-off my mother has benn gone for three years now , you cockbite

From: Robyn on October 2, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
Comment: jac-off and cockbite.
LOL......You sure
know how to tell
them Shocker.

From: shockervader on October 11, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Comment: Robyn , Have I turned your opinion of me to the dark side of humor ?!? I like that !!!

From: Jaco on October 11, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: Robyn you are so far up shockervader’s ass you can’t see the daylight anymore.
Sorry to hear about your mom shocker. When I see her at our next orgy I’ll tell her you miss her and that she has to go home.

From: zing on October 11, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: that was fucking hilarious man, so shockervader, was the girl u

From: Shavon on October 11, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: That was the shit

From: fgchtgnjhhgjgj on October 11, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: hi

From: ryans on October 11, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: thats was pretty funny!!!! hey is just an ass. hes only jealouis cuz he cant write them like you can shock.

From: PEACHES on October 11, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: YOUR JOKE IS ABOUT THE FUNNIEES
TELL THEM HATERS TO SUCK YOU DICK(IF U R A DUDE)

From: Queenie on October 11, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: That was hilarious!! I laughed until my stomach hurt. Keep coming with the jokes

From: gangster on October 12, 2005 @ 12:27 pm
Comment: that was so fucking gay where in the hell did you come up with that shit it is gay

From: Robyn on October 15, 2005 @ 11:32 am
Comment: Jaco,
Whack off......You
need it.

From: Robyn on October 15, 2005 @ 11:32 am
Comment: Shocker,
If your jokes are
funny,I will say so.
In my opinion you
have improved.

From: Jaco on October 21, 2005 @ 11:55 am
Comment: In my opinion it’s getting worse. Oh and Robyn, I am Whacking off.... on a picture of your mom.

From: LOL in Black Tickle on November 4, 2005 @ 7:24 am
Comment: Good shit man, friggin good shit!

From: Kel on August 9, 2006 @ 10:37 am
Comment: It was OOOOOOOK........

   
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