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Unbiased Opinion
Posted by: shockervader on September 14, 2005 @ 7:09 pm

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A lady walks into the local tatoo parlor and tells the artist that she wants her two favorite country singers tatooed on her inner thighs. The artist does what she wants , and when he’s finished he says , "What do you think ?" She lifted her skirt and said "That doesn’t look like either one of them !!" He said "what you need is an unbiased opinion . Go find someone one the street and ask them !! " The lady goes outside and looks down the alley and sees this old drunk laying in a cardboard box. She goes up to the old drunk, lifts her skirt and asks him if he recognizes these guys. The old drunk looks to the left and to the right and says " Lady, I don’t know about the guy on the left or on the right , but the guy in the middle looks like Willie Nelson !!!!!!


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From: Stone Cold on September 16, 2005 @ 9:12 am
Comment: Actually, it goes: "The guy in the middle with the beard and bad breath - that’s Willie Nelson."

From: billy on September 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: shock, i’m happy you don’t listen to all the assholes that try to talk shit and say your jokes aren’t funny
they don’t even write jokes, they just talk shit about yours. i give you alot of credit, you listen to their shit, sometimes you shoot back at them, but you don’t let them stop you from trying.
good job

From: Robyn on September 21, 2005 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: That was a good
one.Keep the good
ones coming.lol.

From: big will on September 23, 2005 @ 7:58 am
Comment: fuk u billy i thought that shit sucked

From: maidmarion on September 25, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
Comment: yes it was a good one... very funny

From: Jaco on September 27, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: Plastic tits ^

From: maidmarion on September 29, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: Hey jacko,,, Would your first name be WACKO

From: Jaco on October 11, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: Do we know each other???

From: bear on October 11, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: you are crazy

From: drunk on October 11, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: i take offense to this joke, im and old drunk who lives in a dark side alley in a cardboard box.........by thw way the joke was good

From: budlight on November 6, 2005 @ 10:31 am
Comment: that was funny...

From: Bigbooty on December 11, 2005 @ 11:46 pm
Comment: That was cute

   
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