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where have you been !
Posted by: shockervader on September 19, 2005 @ 8:14 pm

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This lady has been waiting up on her daughter to come home all night long. Finally , she comes home around 630 in the morning . She walks in the door and her mother lets her have it !!! "I’ve been sitting up all night worring about you !!! Where in the hell have you been all night ! ? ! ? What . . . What’s that in your hair ? Is that rice ? Have you been to a wedding ??? " The girl says "No mom , I was giving this chinese guy a blow job last night and he puked me !!! " For Pinksmurfcutie, Bill Thanks !!


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From: your daddy on September 23, 2005 @ 7:55 am
Comment: this is a dumb ass joke u dick suckin bastereds

From: blaze sep 25, 2005 on September 25, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
Comment: this is lame as hell

From: ??? on September 25, 2005 @ 11:35 pm
Comment: man this is boring stupid to

From: this guy on September 25, 2005 @ 11:35 pm
Comment: you’re just mad cuz u dont get any dome!

From: me on September 28, 2005 @ 8:58 am
Comment: what the fuck this joke sucks i dont know why u said that shit bitch

From: dsajbnda on September 28, 2005 @ 8:58 am
Comment: bitch

From: maidmarion on September 29, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: shockervader, i aint saying nothing, ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIp

From: me on sep28 on September 29, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: this is astupidass joke you stupid bitch

From: Steph on September 29, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: It was funny . Don’t be hatting cuz u can’t tell jokes. Bitches

From: april on September 29, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: this joke is fucken sucks

From: shockervader on October 2, 2005 @ 12:29 am
Comment: why hello maidmarion thanks for your input

From: lindsAy on October 2, 2005 @ 12:29 am
Comment: Yep, I have to agree with everyone else, this joke isn’t funny.

From: PRIZELA ZAVALA on October 11, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Comment: ~*~*~*~* ok this is so lam and suck and u and your joke both sucks bitch

From: shockervader on October 11, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Comment: That’s right , keep whining all of you no-joke-telling-asshounds

From: i love you on October 11, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: this is a stipid ass joke bitch

From: shockervader on October 11, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: Any cute guys out there please let me know.

From: joe on October 11, 2005 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: whatever

From: ... on October 11, 2005 @ 3:32 pm
Comment: this is pathetic

From: BORED on October 11, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ OH CRAPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ

From: Elyse on October 11, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: Lame.

From: fuck you all on October 11, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: you all suck, point there

From: Wasted talent on October 11, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: is this joke describing you

From: lbccutie on October 11, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: this joke is bullshit......all it gave me was a bad fuckin image of vomit

From: jordan32foreva on October 11, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: yo, shockervader, your other jokes were pretty good, but this one was sorry, and steph, u the bitch, you wanna hear a joke steph? YO MOMMA, BIATOCH

From: peaches on October 11, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: hey that was a funny ass joke SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

From: Queenie on October 11, 2005 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: This joke was lame as hell. Probably lame like u!!

From: KingChin on October 12, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
Comment: NOT FUNNY. AND LEARN TO SPELL YOU INBRED.

From: pussylika on October 14, 2005 @ 11:25 am
Comment: yo suit sucks big time bitch

From: kk on October 16, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
Comment: ha ha ha NOT

From: ??? on November 4, 2005 @ 7:26 am
Comment: this joke suckes you dumb ass

From: ????? on November 6, 2005 @ 10:31 am
Comment: man where the fuck have you been??? Sounds like you pulled that shit out of your ass....
while you were up there you should have pulled your head out....

From: Wayde on November 16, 2005 @ 6:55 am
Comment: its sucks my dick hard it recks like this girls pussy

From: HAUNTER on December 27, 2005 @ 9:32 am
Comment: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PUSSY.P.S. NEVER SAY THIS TO ANYONE AGAIN

   
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