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kangaroo masturbation
Posted by: mike rules bitch on November 4, 2005 @ 7:37 pm
| a couple were on vacation for their anniversary so they went to australia because they always wanted to go there. when they landed the first thing they saw was a man fucking a kangaroo they thought it was just nasty and nothing else so they went on to their hotel once they got to their room they looked out the window to see the great view of the ocean and on the beach they saw a guy fucking a kangaroo so they were like what the fuck after a while they went on a safari cruise while driving they saw many people fucking kangaroos so they went to go get a new hotel cause apparently theses australians in this area love kangaroos anyway once they got to the hotel the saw a man with a wooden leg jacking off they went to go complain to the manageer but all they got from him was "give the poor man a break hes got a wooden leg how do you expect him to catch himself a kangaroo" |
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La-La on November 7, 2005 @ 2:52 pm |
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One word, stupid. |
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lololool on November 8, 2005 @ 11:45 am |
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you suck
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Austin on November 10, 2005 @ 10:37 am |
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Take your kangaroo jokes and shove them up your ass cause kangaroo’s are kewl man leave em out of jokes make one up of your fat momma or something but leave the kangaroo’s out . |
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sxy babe on November 14, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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dat is such a funny joke |
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hump on November 14, 2005 @ 11:03 am |
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that is realy stupid, u should be shot for telling that |
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hahaha on November 14, 2005 @ 11:04 am |
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that sucked
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bobo the monkey on November 16, 2005 @ 6:56 am |
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just remember. two stupid jokes make up a moron......and two morons make up a stupid joke o.0 |
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BOOGER on November 17, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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THAT WAS GREAT!!! THE KANGAROO HAD FUN ALSO. |
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gHETTO gURL on November 17, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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tHAT wAS jUST nASTY!! |
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KANGA on November 18, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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Dumb joke ya dickhead. It is the other way around. Kangaroos fuck tourists!
That’s why we have so many visitors to Australia.. hahaha...hehehehe hahaha. Now that is FUNNY |
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CRAZY POOP! on November 22, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . w t f
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brownmousie27 on November 22, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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that really sucked |
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get him a blow on November 27, 2005 @ 9:26 am |
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Lyfe if like a dick when it get hard fuck it |
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jiggling weiner on November 28, 2005 @ 11:51 am |
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Bwah ha ha ha!!!
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Fuck on November 30, 2005 @ 11:13 am |
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that looked long so i didnt read it but im sure it was stupid |
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Asshole Hairs on November 30, 2005 @ 11:14 am |
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What a terrible joke,...you are exactly what I listed for a name,.... |
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big brad on November 30, 2005 @ 11:14 am |
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extremely lame |
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fuckerdude on December 2, 2005 @ 8:14 am |
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LOL. Whoever said that joke sucked probably did what all those ppl in the joke did. And for u Arkansas ppl or blondes, u fucked a kangaroo if u nhate this joke. |
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prppy chik on December 7, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
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your joke is sooooooooooooo lame!!!!!!!!!!!!
It sucked |
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Aussie Chick on December 11, 2005 @ 11:47 pm |
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Lmao.....your an idiot!
You can’t catch a Kangaroo unless you have nerves of steel. They would box you unconsious. It is such a shame we have so many ignorant innocents commenting on these things. Maybe you should look up kangaroos on a website.
Oh, and here is an educational lesson for you..............................Kangaroos are rarely seen in a lot of parts in Australia. The most parts of Australia they are found in are the urban regions. In fact, i have probably seen about 10 kangaroos in my whole life, so i wonder where everyone gets the idea that we have them with us at all times......its actually quite funny when you find out how dumb some people can be. |
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Texas FC on December 16, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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Some of you people stun me... we have one who can’t do basic math, and another who watches Animal Planet, facts aren’t usually presented in jokes such as these, so don’t take it so personal!!!! As for everyone else, give’m a break! |
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Dojo on January 17, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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You know... the comments are often funnier than the jokes............!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
| From: |
char on January 29, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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LOSER!!!!!!! |
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Buffy on February 1, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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I was at a petting zoo and the zoo man asked me if I wanted to pet the kangaroo’s balls so we went in the kangaroo’s house and I touched them except it was really the zoo man’s balls in a pouch with a hole in the bottom. |
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