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Smell a Rat
Posted by: kraken on November 9, 2005 @ 9:54 am

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Why would you wrap a rat in duct tape?

So it doesn’t explode when you fuck it.


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From: tabitha on November 11, 2005 @ 11:47 pm
Comment: that is not funny good try though

From: robert on November 14, 2005 @ 11:03 am
Comment: that is stupid

From: Ivory mccreary on November 14, 2005 @ 11:04 am
Comment: this is dumb

From: randall on November 14, 2005 @ 11:04 am
Comment: what the fuck is wrong with some people

From: MEIKA on November 14, 2005 @ 11:04 am
Comment: HAHAHA THAT WAS ALL RIGHT BUT KNOW YOU CAND O BETTER!

From: azza on November 15, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: u might fuk rats but i dont

From: sandro on November 15, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: the only way to know this is to have tried it.

From: rob on November 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: U most have a very small dick to fuck a rat.

From: special k on November 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: dont hamsters work better? hehe. sick i know, soz.

From: brittany on November 19, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
Comment: why the hell would you fuck a rat this joke is as gay as you dumb ass!!!!!!!!

From: RUKIE on November 21, 2005 @ 11:17 am
Comment: HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET, THIS GUY PROBABLY LOOKS WEIRD!

From: kraken on November 21, 2005 @ 11:18 am
Comment: thank’s for the feedback everyone. i really appreciate your love and support. would anyone care to fondle my balls?

From: josh on November 22, 2005 @ 12:06 pm
Comment: the bitch is a rat lover

From: k9 kiddy on November 22, 2005 @ 12:06 pm
Comment: well u obviouly r still a virgin haha never mind not all of us have big diks lyk me

From: peewee on November 24, 2005 @ 10:46 am
Comment: you fuckin stupid ass

From: gary on November 25, 2005 @ 10:42 am
Comment: i use duct tape on gerbils all the time. try it you’ll like it.....

From: bsismyname2003 on November 27, 2005 @ 9:31 am
Comment: funny at first, but now it juz seems stupid.

From: *+SeXy*PrEcIoUs*+ on November 28, 2005 @ 11:51 am
Comment: Take it from kraken he knowz...........
wat he posted ain’t a joke itz wat he does for a living.

From: Andrew "Dice" Clay on December 7, 2005 @ 11:32 am
Comment: Stop taking jokes from me, you jerkoff

From: jack on December 9, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
Comment: I would like to duct tape the stupid fuck that made this joke and stick a fat rat up there ass

From: nena on December 11, 2005 @ 11:47 pm
Comment: ur dumb and retarded u dumd person k.o.o.l loser ur joke was not funny at all

From: ty on December 11, 2005 @ 11:47 pm
Comment: so far all the people replying are retards!

From: Adult on December 16, 2005 @ 12:13 pm
Comment: Why don’t some of you grow up? I agree with Ty, and Nena work on your reading and writting... we get the point," he is dumb", or is it dumd?

From: sean on December 18, 2005 @ 3:46 am
Comment: ur a dumb ass

From: yeah on December 27, 2005 @ 9:32 am
Comment: i get it..
its like... when u fuck teh rat.... its like...
yeah i get it..

From: nasty on December 27, 2005 @ 9:32 am
Comment: I just wanna know who the fuck shit in all ur cherrios?

From: Kandy on December 30, 2005 @ 11:02 am
Comment: EWWWWWWWWWWW thats discusting!! A RAT OUT OF ALL THINGS A RAT!! GET A BRAIN!!

From: Vanessa on January 1, 2006 @ 11:45 am
Comment: hmm...... lol i dont know what to say to that. kinda sick, kinda weird, but i think thats why i’m amused.....

From: jwmaur2@comcast.net on January 8, 2006 @ 11:02 am
Comment: tee hee!

From: lexy on January 9, 2006 @ 11:11 am
Comment: would u know the duck tape thing from personal experience

From: M Weezy on January 17, 2006 @ 11:06 am
Comment: Thats Garbage

From: Buffie on February 1, 2006 @ 10:51 am
Comment: I don’t think a rat would hold still for either the tape or the peenie

From: Giggity on March 30, 2006 @ 9:53 am
Comment: Of course a live rat wouldn’t hold still. I swear, some people just don’t know how to live.

   
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