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Chili Suprise
Posted by: Caleb on November 19, 2005 @ 9:52 pm
| A man walks into a restaurant and asks the waitress what the special of the day was. "Chili", replies the waitress. "But that man sitting next to you ordered the last bowl we had." she said. "Well just give me a coffee then." the man says, "And a paper." As he sits and drinks his coffee and reads his paper, he notices that the man with the chili was done eating......and he didn’t eat the chili. "You gonna eat that chili?", he asks the man. "No, I’m full, go ahead.", the man replies. He sits there eating his chili, when he comes across a dead rat. The man was disgusted. He turns to see the man he got it from laughing. "What’s so funny?", he asks him. "That’s about as far as I made it too.", he says as he wipes the chili stain on his shirt. |
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Grimey Underwear on November 30, 2005 @ 11:13 am |
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Hey Caleb what a great joke,..you fucking stupid dumbass,..dont post anything on this site anymore,...in fact put on a blindfold and go walk in heavy traffic,.... |
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fuckerdude on December 2, 2005 @ 8:14 am |
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Shut up, Grimey. Ur probably mj’s regular. That joke is fuckin’ brilliant. |
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Prince Charles on December 2, 2005 @ 8:16 am |
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I agree with Grimey. That joke made no god damned sense |
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Dick on December 2, 2005 @ 8:16 am |
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That is the dumbest fucking joke i have ever read in my life.................what an asshole |
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char on December 18, 2005 @ 3:46 am |
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phat!! i like |
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shite on December 25, 2005 @ 3:52 am |
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what the fuck? |
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yeah on January 13, 2006 @ 3:02 pm |
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hah i guess its too complicated to "u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d"? |
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Shelly Mathes on January 19, 2006 @ 11:08 am |
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i laughed so hard cause it was told by a special ed person. |
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caleb is a mormon on January 20, 2006 @ 11:16 am |
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Or Caleb is just a moron. i read it twice to see if I was stupid. Nope , it’s not me. |
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Buffie on February 1, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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Did the rat eat some chili? I don’t get it. |
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bytch in toledo on February 4, 2006 @ 10:36 am |
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fucking disgusting - i like it |
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yo yo wtf on February 28, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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if u didnt understand the joke it meant that guy vomited after eating he saw the rat..so it was his vomit in there |
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Kel on August 9, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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It didnt make any sense. |
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