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lightbulb lesbians
Posted by: mike on November 21, 2005 @ 7:42 am
Q: how many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: two... one to actually screw in the lightbulb and another to suck my fucking cock... while i supervise |
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Dragon on November 22, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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You’s a fuckin idiot, yo. You know damn well no dyke would be crazy enough to suck yo
dick without rippin it tha fuck out first. |
| From: |
R.Young on November 22, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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This joke sucks! |
| From: |
Fred Fradoo on November 23, 2005 @ 10:50 am |
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That’s impossible.....SHE’S GOT NOTHING TO SUCK!!! |
| From: |
Candee on November 23, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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If she’s a dyke she shouldn’t like dick so why would she suck one? You’re just an idiot man!!! |
| From: |
jordan23foreva on November 24, 2005 @ 10:46 am |
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yo, your joke is fucking garbage. |
| From: |
jose zepeda on November 24, 2005 @ 10:47 am |
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this jokes r guey |
| From: |
bow-wows gurl on November 27, 2005 @ 9:27 am |
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WHAT???!!!!!!! YOU dumb a##. ur such a fagg.I hope she bite that tiny s#@% off.
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| From: |
your ex gf on November 27, 2005 @ 9:28 am |
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what the fuck, if she’s a dyke she doesn’t wanna suck cock, especially your 3 inch dick |
| From: |
jajjii on November 27, 2005 @ 9:29 am |
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in my native land there is no lesbiens because we are all guys. if you havent figured it out im from china!!!!
i crave small asian dick |
| From: |
ass on November 28, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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beam me up errr bobby
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| From: |
shit head on November 28, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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guys like ru r the reason girls become lesbians dumb fuck god guys r idiots |
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*+SeXy*PrEcIoUs*+ on November 28, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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Mike your as talented as a handful of rockz, |
| From: |
joklover101 on November 30, 2005 @ 11:14 am |
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i luv u joke it was fucking funny i love u |
| From: |
TopHeavy!!! on December 2, 2005 @ 8:16 am |
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that joke was total shit! who can suck wots not there!!! |
| From: |
aaron on December 4, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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that joke’s fucking hilarious mate! |
| From: |
HOEbag on December 7, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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If she even tryed to suck you she would end up eating it off becuae YOU AIN’T GOT GAME BITCH |
| From: |
a dude on December 7, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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how the hell did u come up with this fucked joke?!?!?
Its simpily stupid |
| From: |
zac on December 7, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
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That was great, I can’t believe so many hated it. |
| From: |
me on December 7, 2005 @ 11:32 am |
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that is very funny
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| From: |
Yasmin on December 8, 2005 @ 11:13 am |
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i agree wit all of dem lesbianns wouldnt suck dick theyll lick pussy but ill suck ya dick |
| From: |
ablackneon1998 on December 8, 2005 @ 11:13 am |
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yo your a retard that was lame i bet she kick you in the balls before shed suck you off
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| From: |
sirsmokey77 on December 9, 2005 @ 12:17 pm |
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of course you dumb ass aussie’s would think thats funny mate stop fucking saying mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
bob on December 12, 2005 @ 11:40 pm |
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i thought lessies sucked pussies no dicks |
| From: |
mike on December 14, 2005 @ 10:45 am |
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you guys are all fucking retarded |
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hAHA on December 15, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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that china joke was hilarious hahahahahaha |
| From: |
TBABY on December 15, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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THAT SHIT AINT EVEN FUNNY! |
| From: |
scarlett on December 16, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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Yeah to Bad that joke is from the movie boondock saints...next time try being original
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| From: |
sean on December 18, 2005 @ 3:46 am |
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dykes dont like dick ................................... they like pussy u fukin dumbass
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| From: |
Tara on December 18, 2005 @ 3:46 am |
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all of yall r fuckin stupid! and there all stupid comments too!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
ice-princess on December 21, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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What a stupiddddddd jokeeeee. oh! no it’s not a joke,It’s a piece of s---! |
| From: |
Mcmanus on December 23, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
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Dude that was from the movie the Boondock Saints!!! it was a lot funnier when they said it
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| From: |
Reed on December 25, 2005 @ 3:52 am |
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THis joke is gay like u!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
vanessa on December 30, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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that was tha most stupidest i’ve heard |
| From: |
jo on January 1, 2006 @ 11:44 am |
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i wish all gay men would drop dead. your all discusting abominations |
| From: |
becca on January 3, 2006 @ 11:47 am |
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that sucks, and not your penis. that is a bad joke!! come on really, think of something a little more cleaver!!
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TINY on January 7, 2006 @ 10:00 am |
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LOVED IT IS BRILL XXXX |
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*brunette* on January 7, 2006 @ 10:01 am |
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If you ever want to get castrated(get your testicles/penis cut off) Just tell your sister to bite down harder |
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naughty butterfly on January 9, 2006 @ 11:10 am |
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yeah that was pretty retarted |
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lexy on January 9, 2006 @ 11:11 am |
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dude like misspelled simply u wish some hot lesbians would work on but i dont quite understand ur fascination with the lightbulb maybe some drastic mental help will get u over that |
| From: |
michelle and jason on January 11, 2006 @ 11:29 am |
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DUMB! |
| From: |
Jonah on January 11, 2006 @ 11:30 am |
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Ever see the movie ’Boondock Saints’? It’s from that movie faggot! |
| From: |
DYKE on January 19, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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What he meant was, 2 people to screw in a lightbulb; one to screw it in and one whose cock he’d suck. I know if there was a man around when I was doing some home maintenance, he’d be sucking MY rubber dick..
BITCH |
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dude on January 19, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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that was crapy anyway wat is there 2 suck
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| From: |
pimp on February 17, 2006 @ 4:48 pm |
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that fucking sucked dumb ass bitch
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| From: |
mark oakley on February 22, 2006 @ 11:19 am |
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dont you mean how many feminists |
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