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Gary Glitter Firing Squad
Posted by: juggler on December 1, 2005 @ 1:16 pm

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Gary Glitters about to face execution by the firing squad, he’s requested that when he’s been executed they cremate him and put his ashes in an etch a sketch so children can still play with him....


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From: vincent on December 4, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: i like that..i gotta give to u

From: jose on December 4, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: that was gay

From: steve on December 4, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: ive heard it b4 but LOL!

From: manyell on December 7, 2005 @ 11:30 am
Comment: brilliant mate

From: laura n karley on December 7, 2005 @ 11:31 am
Comment: we thought it was funny but believe theres a good chance you are disturbed
hee hee!

From: realtreat on December 11, 2005 @ 11:45 pm
Comment: whats the difference between gary glitterand a greyhound?
a greyhound waits for the hares.............lol

From: Gazza on December 12, 2005 @ 11:39 pm
Comment: whats the differance between gary glitter and acne........... acne waits till your 16 before it cums on your face

From: me on December 19, 2005 @ 10:57 am
Comment: i dont get it!!!!!!!!!

From: Dave on January 3, 2006 @ 11:47 am
Comment: Guy working behind the counter in a downtown Bangkok Take-away when the phone rings. Voice says ’I’ll have two 5’s, an 8, an 11 and a couple of 13’s’. Man replies, ’I’ve told you before Mr Glitter, we only serve food here!’

From: Dave on January 3, 2006 @ 11:47 am
Comment: A recent survey has discovered that you spent on average £300 at Christmas on children. This is up by 30% on last year as Gary Glitters activities have been factored in !!

From: Daz Turner on January 11, 2006 @ 11:30 am
Comment: Why wouldnt they let Gary Glitter manage the England squad?
Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16’s.

From: Zathros on January 20, 2006 @ 11:18 am
Comment: It’s now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body.
Take Gary Glitter, he was arrested for putting a Thai on his cock.

From: Zathros on January 20, 2006 @ 11:18 am
Comment: What’s the similarity between George Best and Gary Glitter?
They both couldn’t resist a little tot.

From: John on January 29, 2006 @ 10:50 am
Comment: Pretty stupid, but I like etchasketches so ill let it slide.

From: Michael Jackson on January 29, 2006 @ 10:50 am
Comment: Hey, if that’s the case I want to be an etchasketch

From: Gary Glitter on March 11, 2006 @ 9:41 am
Comment: This is a disgrace. I was teaching them English. Wanna be in my gang?

   
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