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Bird flu....
Posted by: Sick Bastard43115 on December 5, 2005 @ 5:13 pm

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I think ive caught the first early signs of bird flu.....
I was up at 5am this morning, sat on the washing line whistling my fucking
head off!


I’m having trouble cooking this chicken with bird flu. Every time i put it in the
oven it sneezes and puts the fucking gas out!


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From: nicky on December 8, 2005 @ 11:13 am
Comment: groan!

From: ... on December 8, 2005 @ 11:13 am
Comment: crapy joke

From: xxxxxxxxxx on December 11, 2005 @ 11:48 pm
Comment: dats crap

From: DR S T on December 13, 2005 @ 3:48 pm
Comment: BAD

From: booty432667fc476cnnh on December 14, 2005 @ 10:45 am
Comment: that was the lamest joke in the history of lame jokes!!

From: critic 101 on December 14, 2005 @ 10:45 am
Comment: i give u a -800/10. ur an ass get a life

From: sean on December 18, 2005 @ 3:46 am
Comment: the first part waz ok but the seccond par6t absofuckinlutleysucked my fuckin nutz

From: dee on December 19, 2005 @ 10:57 am
Comment: don’t quite ur day job ass..

From: Allysk8ter on December 20, 2005 @ 10:34 am
Comment: do u do the same thing ??
as the date on euroipean gigalo shoot cum out of ur nose only someone stupid like u would put this on this site and would knoe from expierence hahah that was funny !!!

From: Donald on December 25, 2005 @ 3:51 am
Comment: I can’t say I’m worried about this bird flu thing - I’m a bloke.

From: gary on December 25, 2005 @ 3:52 am
Comment: i have got the bird flu too.
i go out and shit on windsheilds all day long !

From: dude on December 27, 2005 @ 9:31 am
Comment: you are the weakest link

From: yo momma on December 27, 2005 @ 9:31 am
Comment: that joke was bitchin

From: Jazzy on January 3, 2006 @ 11:47 am
Comment: Your fucking joke is crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Edna Sweetlove on January 8, 2006 @ 11:02 am
Comment: Don’t give up the day job, dearie

From: michelle and jason on January 11, 2006 @ 11:29 am
Comment: ok whatever!

From: E on January 17, 2006 @ 11:06 am
Comment: Jackass!!! You Suck!!!

From: Danny on January 18, 2006 @ 11:02 am
Comment: Well they say it’s not just the chickens that can get bird flu, lots of things can but apparently it’s the small cocks that are the most likely to get it.

From: kev on January 24, 2006 @ 2:48 pm
Comment: dont worryz that joke waz good

From: Brittany on January 25, 2006 @ 10:42 am
Comment: NICE!!!!!!!

From: thomas on April 12, 2006 @ 10:49 am
Comment: that was soooooo gay get a life

   
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