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milky boil
Posted by: Steve on January 25, 2006 @ 1:10 am
| Brian was really into big girls. The bigger the better. One night he and his date were making out at his place and one thing led to another and things started to get hot and heavy. While he was sucking on what he thought was her nipple he started to get a odd tasting liquid in his mouth. He immediately thought to himself " Oh wow! I’m getting breast milk!". He liked that idea so he kept on sucking harder and harder until finally he heard a "POP!" and his mouth was filled with this liquid had had been getting all this time. About the same time that he swallowed this mystery liquid his date said "Thanks, I have been trying to get that boil to pop for 2 months now!!" |
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gawd on January 26, 2006 @ 11:35 am |
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made me puke a lil |
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Steve on February 1, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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I forgot to mention that this joke is based on a true story. A truck driver were I work is the guy that did that. By the way he said that didn’t stop him from doing the deed...... YUCK! |
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tj on February 3, 2006 @ 12:06 pm |
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eeeeeeeew... now that’s a nastyass joke |
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Chris on February 4, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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come the fuck on man, Im trying to find some good jokes, and I get this! what the fuck? |
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austin on February 6, 2006 @ 2:41 pm |
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my girl friend just puked all over the floor. Thanks ass hole |
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frank farter on February 12, 2006 @ 9:21 am |
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This site is for jokes not true stories. |
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brittney on March 6, 2006 @ 3:05 pm |
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That was probably the nastiest joke i ever read. But it was a good one though! |
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