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construction site sign language
Posted by: shockervader on February 6, 2006 @ 10:34 pm

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This construction worker up on the fourth floor of an unfinished building forgot his hand saw on the ground, but was too lazy to go down to get it. Looking down to the new guy on the ground who was too far to hear him yell what he needed , so he started to "sign" what he wanted. First he pointed to his eye (meaning "I ") then he pointed to his knee’s (meaning "need") And then moving his hand back and forth describing a hand saw. The guy on the ground nodded and then pulled down his pants and started jacking off ! The guy on the fourth floor was so pissed , he ran all the way down to the ground and started yelling at the guy." What the hell do you think your doing ?!? I was trying to tell you that I needed a hand saw ." And the other guy equally pissed replied " I know, I was trying to tell you I was coming , you dumn-ass !!! "


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From: hooiserman on February 8, 2006 @ 7:18 am
Comment: that shit iz funny!!!!!!!

From: Shocks Mom on February 11, 2006 @ 2:14 pm
Comment: This joke has been recycled so much on this site........get a new joke and kill yourself in the process my Son.....Im sorry I gave birth to you out of my ass after a homeless man filled it with horse jizz.....To my son Shock

From: fsdfhsj; on February 22, 2006 @ 11:18 am
Comment: why dont you go jack off this joke.

From: fuck you on February 28, 2006 @ 11:00 am
Comment: dont shit another shock, your asshole might get a disease

From: brittney on March 6, 2006 @ 3:04 pm
Comment: I actually thought it was funny!

   
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