Prankers Paradise
Jokes
Submit
Moderator
Links
Contact
Drug Rehab
Halloween
|
| |
do you have the time??
Posted by: THE_JESTER21 on February 23, 2006 @ 8:34 pm
| i put this one in nasty jokes cause alot of people read nasty more then the others but here it goes... a guy was driveing along a dark road one night, it was very dark and he had not seen a car for a WHILE. suddenly he got a flat tire and was forced to pull over to the side. he would change it provided he had a jack and a spare tire. however he does notice a small house WAAAAY up on a large hill. he decides to go there and ask for help. so he starts walking through the woods runs in to a few trees trips over a few stumps comes to a clearing.. there is a 10 foot fence..there is no way around it but to climb over it.so he does and it takes him about 6 minutes to do so, he walk through more woods hits a few trees and more stumps comes to a clearing.. there is a 20 foot fence..he says.."damn" so it takes him about 15 minutes to climb this one. he walk a bit more through the woods hits a tree or two and some stumps..comes to a clearing.. there is now a 30 foot fence.. "FUCK!!!" he hollers. so this one is about 45 minutes cause he is tired. so he gets over it and walk through more woods. yes he hits more shit. comes to a clearing... there is a huuuuuuge lake. no bridge no way across but to swim.. so he is a good swimmer and he starts to swim..bout half way he notices an alligator comeing off the bank..so he hauls ass to the other side..runs up the hill and FINALLY gets to the door of a HUGE mansion.. he bangs the door knocker and a old man answers. the guy explains the story what happened to him and the old man says i dont have a phone but i will get you help in the morning you are welcome to stay the night here he told the guy.. he also says he has to leave for the night on business but will return in the morning. he alsos says to the helpless guy. he says. you are welcome to anything in my home..HOWEVER.. there is one thing you do NOT do. he says here ill show you. he walks over to a book case pulls out a book and the shelf slides open. revealing a long winding stair case going down. they go down that and there is a large steel door with a numberical key pad next to it..the old man punches in a set of numbers. (now the guy is watching all this).. the door opens and reveals a long hallway with another steel door..once again the man punches in a combo of numbers and it opens and at the end of this loooooooooooong hallway is a one eyed huge red haired monster... the old man says DO NOT TOUCH HIM!! quickly the guy agrees and requests that they motivate them selves upstairs. they do so... and the old man leaves..well..about 20 minutes later curiousity gets the best of the guy. so he goes to the shelf pulls back the book goes down the stairs punches in the codes walks all the way to where that monster is..he slowly walks up looks, he hesitates, and with the tip of one outstretched finger.. barely touches this thing and people this monster went completly ape shit.. he started screaming and he broke free of his chains and started to chase this man..well this man had already started to shit it and get it down this long hallway. but this thing was very fast and catching up..i forgot to mention this thing is VERY tall and fast..he runs up the stairs hurridly closes the shelf but the monster punches right through it..the man runs out the door and toward the lake, (monster right behind him) jumps in the lake..swims across it so fast he dont give the alligators time to get off the bank. he looks back the monster is wadeing throught it.. he runs in the woods aint even hit one damn tree comes to the 30 foot fence 45 seconds he was over it...runs through the woods some more again flawless manuvering come to the 20 foot fence..two hops he was oover it.looks back the monster rips is off the hinges..runs through the woods..same result as b4 comes to the 10 foot fence (damn he one handedly jumps over it) looks back the monster steps over it..he runs down the hill jumps in his car locks the doors rolls up the windows and tries to be quiet..the monster runs up punches out his window reaches in and ........barely touches the guy and says................tag your it |
Add your own comment
| From: |
hoosierman on February 28, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
| Comment: |
how can this longwinded stupid shit qualify as a joke?? shouldn’t there be a word limit on stupid fukin shit like this??!?!?!?!?!? |
| From: |
Greg on March 1, 2006 @ 10:41 am |
| Comment: |
ahahahaha |
| From: |
MIKE on March 2, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
| Comment: |
I FOUND THIS SHIT FUCKING FUNNY |
| From: |
brittney on March 6, 2006 @ 3:04 pm |
| Comment: |
I thought it was worth the time to read it and it is very funny. I really laughed out loud! Good one, keep ’em coming!!!!! |
| From: |
urmomsahoe on March 9, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
| Comment: |
i dont know bout you motherfuckers but i just get on here to look at the sluts on the sides of my fucking screen |
| From: |
mike jones 34 on March 10, 2006 @ 8:08 pm |
| Comment: |
at first i was like what a long fucking joke it was fucking hillarious i usually dont c good jokes but this one was good |
| From: |
binge drinker on March 17, 2006 @ 11:31 am |
| Comment: |
um..... I have a question. Who do I speak to about getting the last minute of my life back? Stupid joke.. Stupid people who laughed at that joke |
| From: |
Supernova on April 1, 2006 @ 12:20 pm |
| Comment: |
This joke iis the dumbest long joke i evere heard....... But it is Fucking Hilllarious |
| From: |
Reaper on April 11, 2006 @ 1:18 pm |
| Comment: |
wasted fucking 12mins of my life reading this shit |
| From: |
Casey Rae on April 18, 2006 @ 2:46 pm |
| Comment: |
I thought it was cute... |
| From: |
dumbass on April 19, 2006 @ 6:39 am |
| Comment: |
Reaper, if it took you 12 minutes to read this, you are a sad dumbass. |
| From: |
Mugzy on May 14, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
| Comment: |
Pathetic |
|
|
