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da nun
Posted by: beanjuice on March 23, 2006 @ 4:31 pm
2 nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Jane went on holiday to Transilvania.
Sister Jane was driving, when suddenly a vampire jumped on the font of the car. Both scared, Sister Mary shouted "Put your window wipers on, that will shake him off" As she did so the Vampire held on tight hissing and spitting. Sister Mary shouted "Use the screen washer, its full of holy water"
Sister Jane sprayed the Vampire, burning him with holy water. But the Vampire still held on hissing and spitting.
Sister Mary then screamed "Show him your cross" So Sister Jane wound down the window and shouted "WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF" |
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K Bizzle on March 25, 2006 @ 3:41 pm |
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i dont even get it ... that was stupid |
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no name on March 26, 2006 @ 9:24 am |
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jeeeees K Bizzle you fucking retard. When sister mary screamed "show him your cross" she ment the "holey cross" not the "im angry" cross.
Nice joke lol :-) |
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osama on March 28, 2006 @ 9:51 am |
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lol... ur so butt at jokes |
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seraphine on April 14, 2006 @ 6:18 pm |
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I WASTED MY TIME READING THAT SHIT< FOR THAT?!?! |
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some 16 year ikd guy on April 26, 2006 @ 12:10 pm |
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Ha ha i got it..... people who didnt are retarded!!! |
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minrella4 on April 27, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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that was kinda funny |
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retard on May 12, 2006 @ 2:47 pm |
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i got it and it was fuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy :-) and im retarded!!!!! |
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