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shit sheet
Posted by: beanjuice on March 29, 2006 @ 1:58 pm

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A modest man was in hospital for a series of tests, which included filling
him with laxatives. Unable to get out of bed and to the bathroom fast
enough, he filled the bed sheets with a huge mess and was embarrased
beyond anything he could possibly imagine. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered the bedsheets and threw them out of
the hospital window. A drunk was walking along the side walk, past the
hospital. When the sheets suddenly landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing and swinging his arms wildly, which left the
soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there
staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole
incident, walked up and asked " What in the world was that all about? "
Still staring down, the drunk replied " I just beat the crap out of a ghost "


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From: wir on April 1, 2006 @ 12:20 pm
Comment: hehe, funny-ish

From: theresa on April 3, 2006 @ 3:37 pm
Comment: re-fucking-tarted

From: fugahwee on April 3, 2006 @ 3:37 pm
Comment: faaaaack oooooffff

From: mikool on April 8, 2006 @ 1:26 pm
Comment: dat was soo shit n ur mums fat

From: no name on April 12, 2006 @ 10:48 am
Comment: fuckin funny :-)))))))))))) if only the other turds above had a sense of humour.

From: VANNNAH on April 21, 2006 @ 6:58 am
Comment: i did nt even read the whole joke and i can tell its stupid!!!!!!!!

From: The Real on April 24, 2006 @ 3:41 pm
Comment: Toooooo funny!!

From: The Real on April 24, 2006 @ 3:41 pm
Comment: Tooooo funny!!! Still laughing

From: neema on April 30, 2006 @ 10:49 am
Comment: funny funny funny..........still god dam laughing

From: no name on May 6, 2006 @ 2:23 pm
Comment: that was good

From: tracy on May 6, 2006 @ 2:26 pm
Comment: that was a good one

From: trinnigoddess on May 9, 2006 @ 1:11 pm
Comment: dude that was so nasty but laughable

From: suck my kiss on May 22, 2006 @ 11:04 am
Comment: tht was alrght

From: jj_prieto1978@yahoo. on October 7, 2006 @ 11:37 pm
Comment: funny

   
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