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paki jokes a uk person would get
Posted by: mike man on April 11, 2006 @ 8:16 am
did you hear about the TESCO that blew up in pakistan... there was only two deaths.. but then again every little helps...
an english man, a paki and a african are in a pub the paki downs his pint throws his glass in the air shoots it and says "i’ve got so much money i don’t need to drink from the same glass twice" the african dude downs his pint throws his glass in the air grabs the gun and shoots the glass he says" there’s so much sand in my country i don’t need to drink from the same glass twice" the english dude downs his drink slams the glass on the table grabs the gun and shoots the paki and the african and says " there’s so many paki’s and africans in my country that i don’t need to drink with the same ones twice" |
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CheapNeon on April 14, 2006 @ 6:18 pm |
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The first joke was funny... but wrong
The second joke SUCKED |
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kig on April 14, 2006 @ 6:18 pm |
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it sucked |
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kimmy on April 14, 2006 @ 6:18 pm |
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i like it a loTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT |
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Devil on April 17, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!!!!! |
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GOOD GIRL on April 18, 2006 @ 2:46 pm |
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YOU REALLY SUCK COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER YOU DUMBASS |
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proud englishman on April 22, 2006 @ 2:08 pm |
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thats the truest joke iv heard. KEEP IT UP |
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angel on April 22, 2006 @ 2:09 pm |
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funny joke LOL |
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Sexi Byatch on April 23, 2006 @ 10:51 am |
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That was ok. It wasnt all that but it was good. |
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nos on April 25, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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Ricky retardo thatz shit.... im not paki buh tha richest man in england is. |
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minrella4 on April 27, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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yo u is corny as fuck get new jokes |
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sexy 18 on April 28, 2006 @ 11:57 pm |
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u lot make me laugh ur al quick enuff to judge everyone else’s jokes but where are yours if ur so fukkin good!!! |
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steven pilman on May 1, 2006 @ 3:20 pm |
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wot do you call a paki with pink hair ?
ghandi floss
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fuck you on May 3, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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SUCKED THE FUCK OUT OF ME |
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jack bigglesworth on May 6, 2006 @ 2:23 pm |
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very good ive got a rash |
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ASS HOLE on May 6, 2006 @ 2:23 pm |
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here a betta joke ermmmmmmmmmmm thats it so that joke is bloody crap
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THE DON on May 6, 2006 @ 2:25 pm |
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SICCCCCCCCCC |
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hana-banana-06 on May 7, 2006 @ 10:27 am |
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first 1 woz ok and the 2nd 1 woz shite hu eva made it up needs to get a life! |
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sxy hayley on May 9, 2006 @ 1:09 pm |
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all paki jokes r gud!! ther about pakis :D lol but yeh the second 1 wasnt that funny but oh well x |
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joe on May 11, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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o.k not the best ive heard. heres a good 1; your locked in a room with hitler, sadam hussein an a paki. you gt a gun wit 2 bullets in it, hu do ya shoot? ...... the paki twice 2 make sure hes dead! |
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dISGRACEFUL on May 11, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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I cant belive people like you still exsist!!! your a complete wanker!!! Your the one that needs shooting!!!! |
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likkity doo dah on May 12, 2006 @ 2:47 pm |
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boy oh boy... people here are retarded... it’s a site called dirtyjokesinc! if ya don’t like it, then get the fuck off the site............... dumbasses... |
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madlad on May 13, 2006 @ 11:09 am |
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weh beer bad head man |
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L.o.L on May 17, 2006 @ 1:00 pm |
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very funny lol i got one
erm
how do u disable a pakistani misslie ...... (cut the rubber band) !!!!!!!!
how do u sink a pakistani battle ship....... (put it in water)
A white man walks into a pu in Oldham, totally shattered, screaming "All Muslims are shitheads". A man sitting in the corner shouts, "I take serious offense to that ! It’s a loody lie !" The white guy asks, "Why? Are you a Muslim?" He replies proudly, "No. I’m a shithead
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guvnor on May 17, 2006 @ 1:03 pm |
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1st one was ok.... i couldnt be arsed to read the second one! |
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suck my kiss on May 22, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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meh |
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chloe jones on May 24, 2006 @ 3:40 pm |
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them jokes are shit well the 1st 1 is ok but the second is just shit get sum new jokes i erd them ages ago |
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ur mom on May 27, 2006 @ 12:51 pm |
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grat joke
Fuck iraq
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me on June 4, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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sucks
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lol on June 7, 2006 @ 4:44 pm |
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i got some
have u ever heard of a pakistany hero?..............(neither has pakistain) |
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josey on June 19, 2006 @ 4:25 pm |
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all very very funny |
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God on June 19, 2006 @ 4:26 pm |
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Great joke, send some more. |
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yo-yo on June 21, 2006 @ 10:59 am |
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wtf man? Shit aint even funny, you gonna get yo ass kicked |
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reply to "yo-yo" on June 27, 2006 @ 11:33 pm |
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so is that your real name or what your playing with at the moment? Why would he get "yo’s" ass kicked? whats yo done? - moral of this message: get off the site if you don’t like it "yo-yo"!!!!!! |
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fghfdhgh on June 30, 2006 @ 11:12 am |
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wats the diffrence between E.T and a paki?
E.T looks better, smells better, didn’t bring loads of ppl with him, learnt english, bought his own bike and fucked off! |
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kill all muhameds on July 6, 2006 @ 12:28 pm |
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how do you disable a pakistani missle? cut the rubber band |
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michael wu on July 6, 2006 @ 12:28 pm |
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there is a car 2 pakis in the front 3 in the back. they drive off a cliff. do you laugh or cry?
cry coz u can fit 2 more in the boot! |
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EDD OV ODSAL on July 9, 2006 @ 11:52 pm |
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2 PAKIS WALK OUT OF DIVORCE COURT MAN AND WOMAN ?
WOMANS CRYING HER EYES OUT MAN TURNS AND SAYS
DONT WORRY WERE STILL COUSINS |
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vvccf on July 17, 2006 @ 10:09 am |
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first joke good second was absolutly shit
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Nick on July 17, 2006 @ 10:09 am |
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Why do paki’s carry shit in there pocket? For ID |
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combat 18 on August 6, 2006 @ 6:38 pm |
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great jokes. get rid of the smelly bastards |
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combat is gay on August 18, 2006 @ 11:17 am |
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gombat is gay and has no family |
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MISSY on August 18, 2006 @ 11:17 am |
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1st one is funny |
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paki killer on August 24, 2006 @ 11:19 am |
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Great paki jokes, keep it up guys |
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bored on September 12, 2006 @ 3:17 pm |
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load of bull |
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HAHA! on September 12, 2006 @ 3:17 pm |
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Keep em comin, these are great!!!! |
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LEDGE! on September 24, 2006 @ 11:24 pm |
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FUKING KLASS !! LOVE IT !!! =D!! |
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lol! on September 26, 2006 @ 11:31 pm |
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all these jokes are classic!
y are people tekin offence.
dirtyjonesinc.! dnt bova commentin if u dnt like em! |
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The Master on October 1, 2006 @ 11:15 pm |
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Good jokes and a good point by sexy 18 and why do pakis carry shit in there wallet for ID |
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