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vegetable soup
Posted by: jim on June 2, 2006 @ 7:31 pm
| This guy goes into a bar and goes up to the counter to order a drink. A very attractive woman is sitting there and she says to him "eat my pussy". He looks around not believing she is talking to him and she says again "eat my pussy". So the guy goes down on her and after awhile gets something in his mouth. Its a bean...he looks up and thinks fuckit she is fine and eats some more. Then he gets something else in his mouth, a pea. He eats a little more and gets something else in his mouth..a piece of corn....he says "what the fuck is this bitch, vegetable soup? She replies "No, the last guy that ate me threw up". |
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crazy_30 on June 5, 2006 @ 1:14 pm |
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lol |
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eww on June 5, 2006 @ 1:14 pm |
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That Is So Nasty And Sick |
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yuck on June 6, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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that was really nasty and you shouldnt have put that on here.
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FemChoclatie on June 6, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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OMG that is so TRIFE |
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elmer t. spudsworth on June 19, 2006 @ 4:25 pm |
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i don’t get it. i don’t like jokes i don’t get. why doesn’t the man like vagina soup? i’m very confused and need to sit down. you ruined my day. |
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Bubble on June 19, 2006 @ 4:25 pm |
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That happen to me once - but my lady had Crissp Croutons!!!! MMMMMM
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ffejm on June 19, 2006 @ 4:26 pm |
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that is sick but funny lol |
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hahahaha on June 19, 2006 @ 4:27 pm |
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funny as fuck
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jizzake on June 25, 2006 @ 8:11 am |
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sweeeeet |
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bob on July 4, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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that is disgusting.. it makes me want to throw up all over you |
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wayne on July 5, 2006 @ 10:38 am |
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Beautifully sick!!! I love it! |
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snuff X on July 15, 2006 @ 11:30 pm |
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its ok |
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anhsgfduduf@19;01 on July 23, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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HOW GAY WAS THAT |
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Courtney on July 29, 2006 @ 4:30 pm |
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that was so nasty |
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dennis claypool on July 31, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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the punch line is "bitch are you suck" then she said "no but the guy before you was" |
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kel on August 9, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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I think the funniest shit are peoples comments on here. |
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yea thats me on August 15, 2006 @ 10:36 am |
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i agree with the last guy people say some funny shit in their comments |
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Ollie on August 25, 2006 @ 10:38 am |
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i agree with the last guy that agree’s with the last guy
but thats some god shit! |
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Tayta Layta on September 2, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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Dude that shit was fuckin hillarious, sick as fuck but it had me laughing
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rick on September 12, 2006 @ 3:18 pm |
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you need to ok lets be nice dont tell no more jokes and im speaking for every one |
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flatulant on September 14, 2006 @ 11:22 am |
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funnier when I heard it 25 years ago |
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DAT ONE on October 5, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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THE COMMENTS MAKE THE JOKE FUNNIER, BUT THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY TO BEGIN WITH, SICK AND TWISTED, BUT FUNNY! |
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