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Mustapha goes to the Quack’s.
Posted by: TwelvestringTrev on September 4, 2006 @ 10:26 am

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Mustapha went to see the Doctor because his whole family were ill. He said that he and his family were suffering headaches and were very weak. The Doctor told him to get two buckets and fill them with goatshit and pigshit get the whole family to also defacate in the buckets, then put the buckets into the airing cupboard for one week. After a week, stir them thoroughly then take them to the bedroom. Get all your family into bed and seal the room airtight. Take the lids off the buckets and stay there for three days.Come back and see me in one week. Mustapha went to see the Doctor one week later and proclaimed excitedly that his family were all cured. He asked the Doctor what his family were suffering from and the Doctor told him that it was nothing serious, he and his family had been homesick.


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From: murdoc on September 24, 2006 @ 11:24 pm
Comment: i love it!

From: Jojo on September 29, 2006 @ 11:10 am
Comment: That is a very different joke!

From: DAT ONE on October 5, 2006 @ 11:06 am
Comment: STOP IT...................DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE JOKE POLICE, CAUSE YALL NEED TO LOCK HIS ASS UP FOREVER!!!!!!! GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!

   
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