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gottcha again
Posted by: steven on November 16, 2006 @ 2:02 am
one day Jesus was sitting in heaven talking to God about the world. He said that he thought the people of the world had forgot who he was. So God told Jesus to go to Earth again and see how many people recognized him. So Jesus leaves and goes to earth the next day. first he goes to a baptist church. he walks up to the preacher and says,
"do you know who I am?",
the preacher says "no sir i dont think i do."
So Jesus leaves and goes to a catholic church and says to the priest
"do you know who i am?".
the priest says "you look familiar but no i dont".
So jesus is fed up and pissed because no one knows who he is, so he goes to a jewish masonic temple. He walks in and says
"do you know who i am?"
the rabbi says "well u look familiar, give me a profile", so Jesus turns to the side.
"Nah, not yet let me see the other side of your face". So Jesus turns again.
"well you look familiar, but i have one more thing, come here against this wall, spread out your arms, and put your feet together."
Jesus does it and the priest grabs a hammer and three nails and goes BAM BAM BAM, GOT YOU AGAIN YOU SON OF A BITCH |
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