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Little gamblin Johnny.
Posted by: Jessa on June 19, 2004 @ 2:14 am

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Little Johnny had a gambling problem so his teacher and his dad decided that they would try to find a way to break him of it. They both knew he only had $500 left. So one day Johnny goes to school and the teacher ask him to stay after class. She is going on and on about how for $250 she would raise all of his grades and clear his record in the principal’s office. He wasn’t paying any attention obviously because when she finally shut up he goes " you see that hair on your head?" and she goes "Uh yeah" and he goes "Well, I bet you $500 that the hair between your legs is just as red." and so she made the bet, and to his surprise it was the blackest bussle he’d ever seen. He gave up his last $500 and went home. Later that afternoon his teacher called his dad and told him that she thinks she broke his habit because she got all $500. Then the dad goes " No, bitch, because i bet him $500 this morning that he couldn’t see your pussy by the end of the day!"


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From: jay&jay on July 10, 2004 @ 9:31 pm
Comment: haha

From: me on July 19, 2004 @ 2:46 am
Comment: hahahahahhahahaha

From: god on July 20, 2004 @ 5:35 pm
Comment: its good but not the best 4 stars

From: biily bob thorton on July 26, 2004 @ 7:20 pm
Comment: Fuckin stupid!

From: loco on July 27, 2004 @ 2:37 pm
Comment: it was alright

From: wax on July 28, 2004 @ 10:40 pm
Comment: nice!

From: ? on July 29, 2004 @ 4:15 am
Comment: that was gud shit man!!!

From: home skillet on July 30, 2004 @ 5:41 pm
Comment: that was fucken funny

From: BayBi Dee on August 5, 2004 @ 1:25 pm
Comment: Damn That Shytz Crazy!

From: babygurl on August 10, 2004 @ 1:14 am
Comment: dat was iight.. not da best yet..

From: Jay&Jay on August 16, 2004 @ 8:45 am
Comment: Like you Jb?

From: kenda on August 22, 2004 @ 6:34 am
Comment: Jay&Jay go f*** your self

From: Jay&Jay on August 23, 2004 @ 3:17 am
Comment: Kenda you save you’r comments, because no one is interested in you!!!

From: dgkn on October 10, 2004 @ 3:11 pm
Comment: jb and JB are 2 different people did ya no that

From: kermit on November 16, 2004 @ 11:20 am
Comment: that was a trip!

From: Spawn on August 31, 2005 @ 11:39 am
Comment: LOL ive heard it before but it was 15$ and he bet his dad 30$ and her hair was blonde not red.

   
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