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Walk in the Park
Posted by: KillerDreaming on June 20, 2004 @ 10:47 am
A little girl and her mom were walking through a park when the girl saw 2 dogs having sex, She said "Mommy what are they doing?" "They are making a sandwich hunny, Come on.."
A few days later the mom was in the kitchen cooking supper when the little girl came into the kitchen with white stuff on her lip, Her mom asked what it is.. "It’s mayonaise mom, I was making a sandwich" |
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Sin digger the 3rd on June 27, 2004 @ 2:14 pm |
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BACARRRR....Shingle Dopery, Milla milla operendassssssQQQq!!!! Mmwaahahaha...squashed shingle on your sole of life within a cream egg of passion! Listen to the beat of your heart and move onto bigger and harder things like a big stupid dyke with bi-polar disorder. Never cross the non-existant line BACAAAARRRRR.. My beautiful work is done and i think you are all wicked and stupid and have no idea what a joke constitutes, but i love you all anyway. Please play with my bits and sing the song of mercy till the early hours with me. Swim into the aurora with me, never to return but always to exist and sing songs and live a life of happiness and glee whilst basking naked in the sun among saints and Gods of nether regions and fairy skin. Sing with me...BACAAAARRRR..Benjith the great has spoken and THIS IS ALL A JOKE OF RANDOM WORDS I MADE WITH MY WORD-EMULATOR!!! AND YOU’VE READ THEM ALL!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! What a waste of time that was...BACCCCARRRRRRR!!! Bye and love you please. xxx |
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. on June 27, 2004 @ 11:50 pm |
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angry_leprechaun on July 7, 2004 @ 9:45 am |
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that makes no sense how would the little girl know to blow off sumthin wen she saw dogs having sex...think over the jokes b4 u enter them u dick |
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yea? on July 15, 2004 @ 5:23 am |
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i agree angry lep guy dogs having sex, headbusts and mayonais and sandwhich’s doesn’t make total sense. |
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Nitin Sahi on July 18, 2004 @ 9:14 am |
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Was it for laugh ??? |
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loco on July 27, 2004 @ 2:27 pm |
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sin digger needs to put the crackpipe down |
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linda on August 12, 2004 @ 9:29 pm |
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that joke was stupid it doesnt amke sense |
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Jay&Jay on August 16, 2004 @ 8:42 am |
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I agree with Loco and she needs to pick up the pot pipe!!! |
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heather on December 30, 2004 @ 11:31 pm |
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I don’t know what u guys are talking about, I thought that joke was funny and cute. In my opinion you guys dont have a sense of humor at all. |
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Willyboy on October 19, 2005 @ 12:12 am |
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Last Sunday my wife and I were out for a drive in the country. There on the side of the road was a big dog licking his balls.
I got excited and yelled "God I wish I could do that !"
My wife said " Willy you better not try to do that, that dog might bite you." |
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amanda on November 6, 2005 @ 10:32 am |
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thqt was lame as hell!!!! |
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