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canabilistic tribe
Posted by: big d on June 29, 2004 @ 4:36 am
| there were 3 guys taking a hike in the woods. they get captured by a canabilistic tribe so the tribe takes the hikers to their leader. the leader tells the hikers that they can go free if they can complete a 2 part task. they agree so the leader tells them the first part of the task is to go collect 10 pieces of fruit. they each go their seperate ways and the first hiker returns with 10 apples. the tribe leader tells him the second part of the task is that they are going to shove those 10 apples up his ass and he cannot make any facial expressions what-so-ever. he gets by the first one ok but flinches on the second so they chop him up and eat him and he goes to heaven. the second hiker shows back up with 10 berries. the leader tells him the second part of the task and the hiker is thinking "shit, no problem, these berries are small". he gets through the first nine no problem at all. on the tenth, he bursts out laughing so they chop him up and eat him and he goes to heaven. the first guy, after witnessing what happened, sees the second hiker in heaven and asks "what happened man, you were so close to being home free?" the second hiker says "i seen the other guy strolling up with watermelons and i just couldn’t help myself!!!!" |
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| From: |
adam on July 2, 2004 @ 10:57 pm |
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heard it before but your version is better |
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angry_leprechaun on July 7, 2004 @ 9:41 am |
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ha that was actually the first good joke ive seen on this site nice job man |
| From: |
Raul on July 8, 2004 @ 2:52 am |
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Man, this was a good one, I would have laugh too. |
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Vanessa on July 8, 2004 @ 2:22 pm |
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that was somthig to laugh about. |
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D.J. on July 18, 2004 @ 9:32 pm |
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That’s some good stuff right there! |
| From: |
deez nutz on July 18, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
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worst joke EVER |
| From: |
inches on July 21, 2004 @ 10:59 pm |
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the last fruit are pineapples not watermelons |
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Neal Owens on July 26, 2004 @ 10:23 pm |
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real funny
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| From: |
vato loco on July 27, 2004 @ 2:25 pm |
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real corny |
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Jay&Jay on August 4, 2004 @ 10:30 pm |
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Real stupid!!! |
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Scott on August 10, 2004 @ 10:20 pm |
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wicked funny joke |
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notenoughcoffeeman on August 18, 2004 @ 2:28 pm |
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I wanna know what keeps you up so late. |
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loco on August 22, 2004 @ 6:34 am |
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Cocaine |
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loco on August 23, 2004 @ 1:34 pm |
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meth, mostly coke |
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Jay&Jay on August 25, 2004 @ 12:32 am |
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Speed |
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Talia on September 8, 2004 @ 8:57 pm |
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all of the above^ |
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Whatever! on September 12, 2004 @ 11:46 pm |
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haha i agree with Talia |
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FANNYfart on September 14, 2004 @ 3:49 am |
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Im gonna go with talia and whatever on this one and say ALL OF THE ABOVE^ |
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turkey jizz on December 20, 2004 @ 1:39 am |
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man... thats sick...BUT FUNNY!!!!!!!! |
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raven on July 25, 2005 @ 11:36 am |
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that was funy |
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fuck you all on September 24, 2005 @ 11:32 pm |
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ok im pretty sure you wouldnt find watermelons or pineapples in a forest with cannabalistic tribes that speak english. |
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