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Revenge With A Genie
Posted by: Zack Valkosky on June 29, 2004 @ 9:24 pm
Todd and his neighbor were’nt getting together very well, so Todd decides
to move. He is rooting through his junk in the attic when he spots
something gleaming in the corner. He picks it up and quickly discovers it is
a magic lamp. He rubs it and up pops a genie, the genie says "I will grant
you three wishes, but everything you wish for your neighbor will get double
of." Todd says, "I want 100 hoes in my backyard." The genie grants his
wish, but gives his neighbor 200 hoes. Then Todd says, " My second wish
is...I wish I had 1 million dollars." The genie grants his wish again but
giving his neighbor 2 million dollars. The genie says, "So what will your
third wish be?" Todd thinks a moment and says, "I wish to lose a testicle." |
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| From: |
this on July 4, 2004 @ 4:23 am |
| Comment: |
is
crap
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| From: |
... on July 7, 2004 @ 1:25 pm |
| Comment: |
FUCK U |
| From: |
Ray torres on July 7, 2004 @ 3:59 pm |
| Comment: |
I lauged my ass off on this one you guys |
| From: |
Dolemite on July 12, 2004 @ 9:33 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay specialize in that section |
| From: |
Fallen14angel on July 14, 2004 @ 2:10 am |
| Comment: |
did you make that up yourself or what? pretty dumb dude. "har har har" |
| From: |
ok on July 15, 2004 @ 5:19 am |
| Comment: |
nvrm |
| From: |
grim on July 16, 2004 @ 12:32 pm |
| Comment: |
that one sucked |
| From: |
KLAIR on July 17, 2004 @ 7:22 pm |
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YES BUT THE DUDE STILL HAD TO LOSE A TESTICLE! |
| From: |
deez nutz on July 18, 2004 @ 10:02 pm |
| Comment: |
my dixie wrecked |
| From: |
vato loco on July 27, 2004 @ 2:24 pm |
| Comment: |
my dixie normous |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 3:58 am |
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My bitch Loco is lyin again!!! |
| From: |
loco on August 4, 2004 @ 4:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Nobody pay attention to my illegitimate son. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 4, 2004 @ 10:29 pm |
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And for Dolemite suck on my janitellia like your sister did yesterday!!! |
| From: |
Jennie on August 4, 2004 @ 10:42 pm |
| Comment: |
It had potential......... till the very last line aka most important line! other than that.. not bad |
| From: |
Ass wrecker on August 22, 2004 @ 12:12 am |
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Hey Jay and Jay, Bend over you little fools. I’m about to give you a few inches of what your old man used to dish out on your little corn holes! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 23, 2004 @ 3:12 am |
| Comment: |
God damn dude you got that line from what i told you’r mom huh!!! |
| From: |
MarK on September 10, 2004 @ 6:27 pm |
| Comment: |
I think so Jay! |
| From: |
mutt on September 25, 2004 @ 4:17 pm |
| Comment: |
SHIT |
| From: |
?????? on October 19, 2005 @ 12:12 am |
| Comment: |
difff las line....
Beat me half to death
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| From: |
lil chica on April 26, 2006 @ 12:10 pm |
| Comment: |
its funny |
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