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Posted by: none of ya biz on July 8, 2004 @ 11:23 am
| your mam’s that fat when she were’s high heel’s she strikes oil |
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R!-Ri on July 17, 2004 @ 7:53 am |
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ur mama’s so fat, when she sings its over! |
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Al on July 18, 2004 @ 12:04 am |
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your mama is so fat, when i fucked her i burnt my ass on the light bulb!
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Joe on July 18, 2004 @ 5:50 pm |
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the creator of that joke and those who responded to it are all dumb fucks |
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gemalicious80 on July 19, 2004 @ 4:01 am |
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Your momma’s so fat she put on a Melcome X t shirt and a helicopter landed on her! |
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bob on July 19, 2004 @ 12:03 pm |
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your mom’s so fat when she put on a yellow t-shrit and went for a walk the peoples were like hey it’s the magic school bus |
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Jimmy Clifford on July 27, 2004 @ 1:42 am |
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Yo mama’s so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
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vato loco on July 27, 2004 @ 2:22 pm |
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why are "yo mama jokes" on nasty jokes? |
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JAY&jay on August 3, 2004 @ 3:57 am |
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because the writer is fucked up in the head!!!!! |
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Kari on August 4, 2004 @ 6:14 pm |
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YO MAMMAS SO FAT,SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR! |
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Lindsey on August 9, 2004 @ 3:08 am |
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yo daddys so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard ! |
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linda on August 12, 2004 @ 5:41 pm |
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well we all know that ambers fat cause she is sticking up for fat ppl |
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loco on August 13, 2004 @ 1:51 am |
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I agree |
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Bri on August 14, 2004 @ 4:48 am |
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Just because she sticks up for us "fat people" doesnt mean she is! She is probly a nice person, who actually cares about other people. Damn, is it all that hard to do that? I don’t think so! Some of the Greatest people where "fat". You damn conceited, self centered, ignoreant, stuck up people! You all deserve to rott in hell, and I hope you do! |
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montysangel on August 15, 2004 @ 12:37 am |
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some people need to stop taking things so seriously and get a fucking sence of humor!!!!!!!!!! |
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loco on August 15, 2004 @ 5:56 pm |
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I agree |
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Jay&Jay on August 16, 2004 @ 8:37 am |
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Yo mamma jokes are so fuckin stupid how can you even say they are funny it seems like a bunch of stupid fuckin skaters talkin but nobody cares what they have to say god i hate skaters!!! |
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vagina on August 17, 2004 @ 4:51 am |
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ure mommy is so fat that when she did 69 she was on top hahaha that is so fucking funny hahaha omg |
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vagina on August 17, 2004 @ 4:53 am |
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jay&jay go fuck ure self you just cant skate you stoner |
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Jay&Jay on August 18, 2004 @ 6:25 am |
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Got a fuckin problem with stoners do ya an i got a problem with skaters but when you see a stoner you probobly dont say anything because you a bitch but when i see a skater i start shit with them because SKATERS SUCK!!! |
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Jay&Jay on August 24, 2004 @ 7:18 am |
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...And you know they have this thing for FAT PEOPLE and it really works it’s called a GYM!!! |
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stephksis on September 4, 2004 @ 11:35 pm |
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amber and bri are so fat that the last time she saw the show 90210 was on the bathroom scale. j&j, u need 2 join him in that so called GYM!!! asswipe. |
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Jay&Jay on September 5, 2004 @ 10:38 pm |
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Shit anyone that calles me fat must be takin shrooms and seein shit bitch!!! |
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hatexcore on September 6, 2004 @ 7:26 am |
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the human race is a sad, depressing thing. look at you all. this is a joke site. not a "yo
mamma jokes are stupid" site, not a "skaters suck" site, read the jokes and keep your
ignorance to yourself. fat people probably came up with those jokes anyway, fuck. calm
the FUCK down. |
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scottish lad on September 9, 2004 @ 12:53 pm |
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what do ya get if you cross a hanicapped man with a spaztik.....transformer |
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Bertuzzie Baby #44 on September 11, 2004 @ 1:24 am |
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Yo hatexcore ya must be from vancouver Cause I loved that comeback , ya sound like those hardcore natives out there
PEACE OUT |
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Fuckthyself on September 11, 2004 @ 2:39 pm |
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Your momma is like a warehouse, five cents a screw bitch. |
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I hate fatties on September 12, 2004 @ 1:28 am |
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fat people suck dick for money. |
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Jay&Jay on September 13, 2004 @ 8:22 pm |
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From: I hate fatties on September 12, 2004 @ 1:28 am
Comment: fat people suck dick for money.
How is that possible if no one wants them to begin with?
So why the hell would anyone pay them? |
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Jay&Jay's Mom on September 14, 2004 @ 9:39 pm |
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How do you think I’m able to support you and your son? |
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Kunte on September 17, 2004 @ 9:09 pm |
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Hey |
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MICHAEL on September 19, 2004 @ 4:42 pm |
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YO MAMA is so fat i took a train an 2 buses 2 get on her good side |
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Honey on September 24, 2004 @ 1:58 am |
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Funny fat jokes people come up with more. |
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i love Amber on October 4, 2004 @ 2:50 pm |
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gvghfgvhgfghgvhvhjbhbkjbhjvbhjgb u suck dick u fucking tit heads
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i love Amber on October 4, 2004 @ 2:50 pm |
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gvghfgvhgfghgvhvhjbhbkjbhjvbhjgb u suck dick u fucking tit heads
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i love Amber on October 4, 2004 @ 2:50 pm |
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gvghfgvhgfghgvhvhjbhbkjbhjvbhjgb u suck dick u fucking tit heads
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katie on October 11, 2004 @ 1:34 pm |
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fat is discusting, fair enough chubby is ok!! But when it comes to ppl having bellies that touch their fucking knees i think its grose!!! SORT IT OUT!!
fat is good!!! my arse!! fat is fucking repulsive
sorry for any1 who is reading this and is fat i just dont think ther is any excuses for been soo fat u cant move!! SO SORRY!! |
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400lbs????? on October 12, 2004 @ 11:16 pm |
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Ur mom is kinda like a Big Mac, full of fat and only worth a buck!
funny funny!! |
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400lbs????? on October 12, 2004 @ 11:18 pm |
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FAT PPL CAN ROT IN HELL ITS YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOUR FAT SO IF YOU FAT YOU SHOULD GET MADE FUN OF SO MAYBE YOU WILL FUCKING WAKE UP AND LOSE WEIGHT!!! |
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your fat on October 15, 2004 @ 6:41 am |
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hey fat jokes are funny i love them and i hate fat people |
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master F on October 15, 2004 @ 11:24 pm |
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your mom is so fat she makes you look skinny.
your mom is so fat she sweats on a snowy day. |
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Rolando...FATPPLSUCK on October 18, 2004 @ 4:45 pm |
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FAT PEOPLE SUCK I HOPE THEY ALL HAVE HEART ATTACKS AND DIE...THEY SERVE NO PURPOSE ON EARTH THEY JUST TAKE UP SPACE AND MONEY...THIS SITE IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS BECAUSE FAT PEOPLE SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DID THE FAT PERSON CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE MCDONALDS WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FAT PEOPLE SUCK IF UR FAT I HOPE YOU ARE CRYING RIGHT NOW AND I HOPW YOU DIE WHY DONT YOU JUST DIE SO OTHER NON FAT PEOPLE CAN MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU ARE FAT I HOPE PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF ALL THE TIME AND I HOPE YOU DIE
CYA LATER YA FAT BITCHES |
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i got a fat dick on October 20, 2004 @ 6:17 pm |
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hey, i got a fat younger brother and i joke with him every once in awhile but some of yall mother fuckers need to calm the fuck down. I like jokes, thats why i came to this site but some of you seriously need to get your scrawny little asses kicked. I aint fat im 6’0 175 and in good shape and to be honest, tiny little whiny bitches piss me off more than fat people
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i got a fat dick on October 20, 2004 @ 6:24 pm |
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but i got to agree with Jay&Jay about one thing. I hate skaters too. They piss me off! I’ve had a few come up to me, when i’ve been pissed at them, and they ask me not to kick their asses. What the fuck!? I have no fuckin respect for people like that. If someone wants to fight me, i’ll fight. I dont care if a guy is twice my size, and i know i’d get my ass kicked, i’d still fight. There’s a thing called honor and skaters dont have any. Grow the fuck up and while you’re at it keep watchin your sack to see when your balls drop.
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haha on October 24, 2004 @ 10:12 pm |
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jo mamma is so fat after having sex with her i roled over twice and i was still on the fat bastard
i just thought that was funny not to b mean or anything |
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jo mama on November 8, 2004 @ 5:46 pm |
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she wibbles and wabboles but she dont fall down
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anon on November 10, 2004 @ 1:30 pm |
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ure mamma’s so fat she gets out of both sides of the bed
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anon on November 10, 2004 @ 1:31 pm |
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ure mamma’s so fat she comes from both sides of the bed
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Jayson on November 12, 2004 @ 9:53 pm |
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Yo, I’ve been readin the stuff thats been put up, and I agree wit ya’ll on alot of things. I dont like skaters, I dont HATE fat people but yeah they asses need to lose weight, All you haters who keep sayin " Grow up" n shit, Thats retarded..This is a website onthe internet, if you’re so Mature why are you readin these int he first place? Anyway Since Mama jokes seem to be the thing...
Your mama is so fat her Stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth to tell her when shes hungry + Your mama is so fat her nick name is "DAMN!!" |
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Jayson on November 12, 2004 @ 10:00 pm |
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Also since this is the Nasty Jokes section..
Yo mama is so nasty she did the splits and got stuck to the floor
I dont care if it sounds corny, but its all I feel like typin |
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Jayson on November 17, 2004 @ 1:22 pm |
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Since no one else has replied yet, ill just add another few jokes:
Whats the dif. between a blonde and a refridgerator? ...One doesnt fart when you pull the meat out. ( ew)
Yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go |
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Ryan on November 18, 2004 @ 12:52 pm |
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Skaters suck, My Cousin Is a "skater" he says he can do all this shit ya know kick flips over 3-4 stair sets grind, pop shovet the works but off the 7 times ive seen him out skating he hasnt landed a damn thing not even an ollie. the board comes like an intch off the ground and hes like did you see that??? and i turn my head away in embaressment and try hard to not laugh right in his ignorant face. Then hes like watch this and he does what he calls a kick flip wher ehe rolle the board over with his foot and its not even like 1/2 inch off the ground and he falls or stumbles and says I ALMOST LANDED It. SKAters are a fucking joke. Get a Life Losers. Agree? Disagree?
HERES MY YAHOO ID
SAY IT TO MY FACE*errr cyber face you lame ass pussys*
Yahoo ID- Jeremytowf |
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Ryan on November 18, 2004 @ 12:52 pm |
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And dont even try to say I dont like skating because i cant skate what the fuck kinda use do i have for balancing a piece of wood with my feet? I Don’t want to know how to skate id rather spend my time doing other thinks like kyaking(and don’t even hate on kyaking causes its a real extreme sport you posers)*OH and dont hate cause i don’t care* Grow up and Get Life. You stupid trendy Skaters*gotta have this gear, these shoes ,this skateboard logo shirt* are about as bad as those abicrombie fuckers.
. Get a Life Losers.
Agree? Disagree?
HERES MY YAHOO ID
SAY IT TO MY FACE*errr cyber face you lame ass pussys*
Yahoo ID- Jeremytowf |
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SKate on December 2, 2004 @ 12:06 am |
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ryan has a needle dick |
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Skate4Life on December 8, 2004 @ 4:57 pm |
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U know wat ryan ur one fuckin losser that cant do fuck all and is gettin jelouse of skaters.. i have been skating for 3 years and skating isnt wat u really think it is.. ur just an asshole with no brains.. just coz ur cousin is shit it doesnt mean skating is shit.. u wont even do 1/8 of the shit i do.. its coz u aint capable.. man i laugh so much wen i see freaks like u on the internet sayin stuff like skaters suck and all that.. i feel sry for u.. wat a waste of space |
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Skate4Life on December 8, 2004 @ 5:19 pm |
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And another thing.. I wont really be saying it to ur face if i have to keep sendin emails and shit.. if i really had to say it in ur face u would probably fuckin run like a coward.. its always the same, just coz u cant see the other guy u act very tough.. ur probably a fuckin kid that speaks from his ass.. ur full of bullshit.. i bet u dont have the balls to go up to a group of tough skaters and pick a fight because i can tell u from now..ur gonna end up in hospital.. there are pussy skaters and there are skaters that will fuckin beat the living crap out of u.. If you dont wanna end up bad just watch ur mouth wen ur near skaters.. not all of them are pussies like u.. |
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sk8er on December 9, 2004 @ 9:41 am |
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fuck you all who hate sk8ing |
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sk8er on December 9, 2004 @ 9:55 am |
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fuck ryan in his nostrill and in his fathers pussy and fuck his little ant dick |
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pascal on December 9, 2004 @ 10:06 am |
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i am a bummer i steal money and my friend
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Pojnx on December 9, 2004 @ 10:09 am |
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Wow man i done a 360 flip of the yeah baby gap man ! |
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sk8er on December 9, 2004 @ 10:11 am |
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i hate posers
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RYAN SUCKS !!!!! on December 9, 2004 @ 10:12 am |
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RYAN SUCKS ASSS RYAN IS A MOTHER FUCKIN BITCH in other words A POTHETIC EXCUSE FOR A BIKER !!! BURN IN HEL U MOTHER FUCKER |
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f on December 9, 2004 @ 10:16 am |
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f |
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u on December 9, 2004 @ 10:16 am |
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u |
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c on December 9, 2004 @ 10:16 am |
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c |
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k on December 9, 2004 @ 10:16 am |
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k |
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Skatin is kuwl on December 9, 2004 @ 10:19 am |
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I dont give a shit about morons that hate skating.. as skate4life said.. they are a waste of space.. right on man !
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Ryan on December 9, 2004 @ 11:55 am |
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Its funny that you all get so pissed off. OOO i offended some posers ooooooooooooooo hahaha. You do nothing more then humor me. People on this side of the screen bust out laughing at some of the shit yall post, come on guys keep on the good work and continue to make your selves look like neanderthalic morons. or you could just shut up. but thats not gonan happen. because you have to prove that oh "WE’RE NOT POSERS" hahaha. Ok continue on with your come backs while we just sit her eand laugh and by the way get a life.
yahoo id- jeremytowf |
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ryan on December 9, 2004 @ 11:59 am |
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haha From: RYAN SUCKS !!!!! on December 9, 2004 @ 10:12 am
Comment: RYAN SUCKS ASSS RYAN IS A MOTHER FUCKIN BITCH in other words A POTHETIC EXCUSE FOR A BIKER !!! BURN IN HEL U MOTHER FUCKER
POTHETIC hahah Figures u dumbass wouldnt be able to spell for shit must have hit your heads one too many times. mmmm a word with pot in it i know whats on your mind and maybe thats the OTHER reason for your loss of braincells or maybe ur just born that way |
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ryan on December 9, 2004 @ 12:11 pm |
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lol and apprentlly they lack reading skills to...
"And dont even try to say I dont like skating because i cant skate what the fuck kinda use do i have for balancing a piece of wood with my feet? I Don’t want to know how to skate id rather spend my time doing other things"
From: Skate4Life on December 8, 2004 @ 4:57 pm
Comment: U know wat ryan ur one fuckin losser that cant do fuck all and is gettin jelouse of skaters.. i have been skating for 3 years and skating isnt wat u really think it is.. ur just an asshole with no brains.. just coz ur cousin is shit it doesnt mean skating is shit.. u wont even do 1/8 of the shit i do.. its coz u aint capable.. man i laugh so much wen i see freaks like u on the internet sayin stuff like skaters suck and all that.. i feel sry for u.. wat a waste of space
LOL thats funny |
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Ryan on December 9, 2004 @ 12:12 pm |
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Oh and i have beaten up skaters, but not because they was skater just because they was in my way at the time. And apparentlly mall security doesnt like em here either. They Run em off all the time and then watch em very carefully as they go thorugh the stores--lol prob gonna steal something-but we all know how it really goes down. You run back to mommy and daddy and say "mommy i need these shoes i wont be cool unless i dress like the rest of them , i must have this or ill be a total loser, pleae oh please spend money on me buy me all my skate supplys, |
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Ryan on December 9, 2004 @ 12:12 pm |
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i wanna look like a trendy ass poser as i fall and bust my ass from trying to grind some rail or some other stupid trick, i need to fall and tear my pants, because thats just what we do were stupid ignorant losers of society who do nothing more then talk about how COOL skating is because we don’t do nothign else but leach off of our mommies and daddies." I love it when some loser online get worked up, whats wrong, i hurt your feelings well yall hurt my funny bone. Ok im gonna go now so you can flame me or do whatever it is you do or have been doing. Carry on posers.
yahoo id-jeremytowf |
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lol-er on December 9, 2004 @ 12:39 pm |
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people who skate are obviously far superior to anyone who can’t, the fact that you hate skaters just shows that you probably said "skaters suck" to a skater that you thought you could beat up, then he kicked the piss out of you because he had more coordination and stamina than you. Or perhaps you tried to skate once and were so fat that when you tried to ollie you fractured your tibia.,
and fat people who get pissed at fat jokes are weak because they don’t even try to get healthy, instead they think of themselves as some sort of handicap or minority group that deserves special treatment(like a retarded person or an elderly person). well wake up and smell the bacon fat, tubby you are fat because you eat too much sugar and drink too much "diet" soda, and the only vegetables you know about are growing on the back 40 acres of your butt crack.
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magic stick on December 9, 2004 @ 1:10 pm |
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the only good thing about fat chicks is that it’s easy to get them to blow you, and all that flab inside their cheecks feels real good as it envelops your shlong.
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KoRn on December 9, 2004 @ 2:05 pm |
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Ryan u most probably dont even know wat a poser is. and if u dont like skaters who gives a fuck ? ye we like to fall on our asses. wats the point of writting skaters suck ?
i dont think that "skate4life" is the only one that should get a life. i think u should get one too, no body really gives a fuck about people like u. we just enjoy skatin and if its a problem for u well tuff luck coz i aint gonna stop skatin and u can call me wat the hell u like coz its all for nothing.
Grow up kid |
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xaLA HANZIRA on December 9, 2004 @ 2:11 pm |
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AW FOXX OMMOK JA LIBA RYAN.. JAHASRA KEMM INT INJURANT ILLI QAS TAF LI JIEN QED NITKELLEM B`DILINGWA.. MUR IXROB IL LIBA KOLLU LI BELAT OMMOK WAQT KIENET QEDA TINHEXA MA MITT RGIEL DIFERENTI.. KEM IN IBLAH JA KURNUT TOXX OMMOK |
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Jayson on December 12, 2004 @ 10:35 pm |
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people who skate are obviously far superior to anyone who can’t, the fact that you hate skaters just shows that you probably said "skaters suck" to a skater that you thought you could beat up,- Quote by lol
Whoever said that is a Stupid bitch. Ryan, I agree with you on this one Skaters are fucking dumb as hell. And before you bitch ass skaters get your retarded reply ready, finish reading. I dont mean Skaters as in kids who like skateboarding. I mean you dumbass’s who like, Worship it. If you are someone like Tony Hawk or Kareem Cambell, making MILLIONS of dollars off it, Shit every one will give you props. But if you’re a kid over like 16 who Grinds and does little flips for no reason and thinks you’re cool, you’re stupid as fuck. There’s way more things that could be making you money that you could be doing besides grinding on Inanimate objects. |
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Die -_- on December 12, 2004 @ 10:41 pm |
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You can’t say all skaters suck, some can skate, some are bad ass and can fight....the thing that makes me laugh is thinking about how much of a bum you’d have to be to be a good skater. Think of the hours and hours of practice it takes. You couldn’t find something more constructive to do with your time besides playing with a board on wheels? And what’s even worse than a skater are the chicks who dig broke ass skaters who ride a bike/skateboard everywhere they go. Get a job and get a car...and not a damn honda with no muffler that sounds like a dirtbike with a hernia. |
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El Ninô on December 12, 2004 @ 11:11 pm |
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for ya’ll skaters who can skate excellently and make money doing it, Power to you. I’m not a huge skating fan myself, but when I see a skateboarder do a big move I give’em props, cause they deserve it. Jay i agree with you about the important thing..i cant think of any important people who used skatin to come to the top besides tony hawk lol. everyone has their niche..skating just isnt mine. if it doesnt make you money or give you status and fame its a waste of time... |
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Steve on December 14, 2004 @ 5:56 am |
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I dunno y u people say shit about skaters.. just let them waste their time if they want to.. do wat the hell u normally do and let skaters do wat the hell they want to do.. i skate too and i dont like bikers.. but do u see me write shit about bikers ? NO!.. infact i have loads of friends that are bikers.. and they aint the type that would try get me into trouble coz i skate.. actually they will try stick up for me if i need, although they hate skating.. U people that say skaters suck or ryans sucks or bikers suck are all ignorant people.. we skaters like to skate, we dont skate to get sponsored or to look cool,well at least most of us dont.. sponsership comes by itself wen u become really good.. im from a very small and shity country called malta were there are maybe 500 skaters from 250,000.. |
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Steve on December 14, 2004 @ 5:56 am |
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most of the people here dont even know about skateboards.. i know at least 380 of the skaters that live here, and i can tell u that if u ask them "y do u skate ? its a waste of time" 300 of 380 will tell you because i enjoy skating and if u have a problem then too bad i aint gonna stop.. the other 80 will tell you because i wanna be rich or coz i wanna look cool.. tony hawk is the richest skater in the world.. dont forget he has been sponsored for years and he broke the world record for spins in 1999.. he had been 10 years practising to do so.. my friend gets shit loads of money and hes only 17, he lives in england and i remember wen i used to skate with him people used to pass by and try pick a fight or say fuck skaters.. well go tell him that now, hes one of the richest pros in england.. i can even tell u wer he lives "in a little town called dunmow which is in stebbing in essex"
Grow up ! |
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Ryan on December 14, 2004 @ 8:37 am |
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Yeh i agree Jayson, They keep saying we don’t klnow skaters?? whats to know, i mean we called it just like it is. And they keep saying wanan fight wanana fight like they have to PROVE how tough they are. If Thats what skating is-Trying to hard to fit into a group, while posing to be tuff*or tough* and talking about how you can do this or that, which has no relevence in the real world*like u said skaters are not Congressmen, etc. I havent seen Dick Chenney say ’look i can do a varial heel flip" AND BUSH HASNT EVER DID A BOARD SLIDE-ONLY THING cLINTON EVER GRINDED was interns. :). |
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Ryan on December 14, 2004 @ 8:40 am |
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And yes im sure they will gang up on us and imitate us but hey i guess thats just thier immaturity level as individuals, Not skaters. If thier is such thing as agood skater yall make the rest of them look bad, so ill have to go with Jayson and Steve on this one. "do wat the hell u normally do" Im stating things as i see them. Ya can just live ur lives and not worry about me, cause if it didnt bug u so much*that im right* then you wouldnt have to respond at all. But hey thats just me i say Do whater the hell ever in your life " tare up ur pants, break wood, leach of mom and dad, buy whats trendy. |
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Ryan on December 14, 2004 @ 8:41 am |
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Hey ur only hurting yourselves on this one, you can yell at other people all you want-*but please don’t respond with that lame beat em up stuff, thats just stupid, cause liek ive said ive won against them but it wasnt because they was skaters, it was just because they was in my way. But i dont have to go around and say i beat up skaters just for the sake of them being skater* Im just Telling The trurth-Good or bad-Like it or not- and any post sent after this one bashing or hating or imitating will just be disreguarded as imamture babble. Please grow up and just live life guys. Like it? / Don’t Like It? yahoo id-jeremytowf |
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Ryan on December 14, 2004 @ 8:47 am |
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**Immature** Typo Above
broke the record in spins what does that proe in the real world??? what value does that he in modern society- Next thing u know cops will being doing 540’s saying ok i deserve a raise now Based on the singel fact that i can spin around in a circle. Bush Hasent Ollied a Trash can why???? Question iS why would he hes got More important Things to do!!!*along with any other person who deals with ReAL Life and other people of importance*Congressmen, firefighters, senators, world leaders., aviators, etc.* and tat my firends or whoever is that!!!! Yahoo id-jeremytowf
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Ryan on December 14, 2004 @ 8:52 am |
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LOL Steve, sounds like one of those "I KNOW THE FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OFA FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND Storys". LOL Sounds like ur the one who needs to grow up a lil *oK ALOT* and stop fabricating stories*OMG ITS LIKE THE FISH THAT GOT AWAY, ITS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BIG* LMAO
yahoo id-jeremytowf
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Ryan on December 14, 2004 @ 11:30 am |
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*New Subject* How about them Yankees???*im not a yankees fan but any way on to more positive things so not to dwell on the negitive*Sorry Guys Argue Amongs yourselves But Im So OVer It)
OO i got my tickets to go to the Bobcats-Hornets Game Tonight Wahoo.
Nelly And The Bobcat Girls Are Gonan Be there-Ill try to gets pics of em.
Cheers all.
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Ryan on December 14, 2004 @ 11:32 am |
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What Channal(s) does the game come on so i can record it, I might be on TV. Wahoooo
NBA New Orleans Hornets Vrs. Carolina Bobcats(Charllote Bobcats) which ever one
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Jayson on December 27, 2004 @ 1:56 am |
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Damn its been awhile. Anyway Steve you sound like a weird dude for real. No offense or nothin, but like, you’re the only one not in America here o_o. And if he got shit loads of money wouldnt we know about him? or is shit loads like...400 dollars or somethin. I dunno, Anyway the "skaters" seem to have calmed down with the trash talk o_o. Ryan what you said bout steve does sound kinda true. sure that guy you know isnt made up buddy ^_^?? |
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Ryan on January 9, 2005 @ 12:20 am |
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Sup Jayson-been awhile ooo the bobcats won the game i went to against the new orleans hornets wahooo. All the hatings done the wars over. IF people on this site wanna continue to fight about this let em its their waste of air and finger muscles. :) Im just out living life at this point. Planning on My Move To Kentucky In few months ill talk with yall again later...Ryan.
Yahoo id-Jeremytowf |
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Jayson on January 14, 2005 @ 12:31 am |
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Yep. |
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none of yo bisness on January 18, 2005 @ 8:38 am |
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yo guys are stupid your lucky I don`t smack the crap out of all of you |
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smackedy crapa on January 18, 2005 @ 8:40 am |
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scaters are retards and i could kick any one of there butts so briiiiiing it on |
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What the f*ck?! on January 18, 2005 @ 8:46 am |
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Oh yeah, and I forgot something. What’s all this sh!t about smaking the crap outta ppl?! Like you could actually smack the crap outta somebody you don’t even know! I could be talking to somebody who lives in CA right now and I live in Iowa, so when somebody thinks of something that isn’t half retarded, (besides you Derek), then SHUT UP!!! |
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What the f*ck?! on January 18, 2005 @ 8:49 am |
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Why the h*ll isn’t anybody saying anything? Are you admitting your wrong? |
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What the f*ck?! on January 18, 2005 @ 8:52 am |
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Skaters don’t suck |
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RYan on January 21, 2005 @ 4:41 pm |
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What the f*ck?! You Live in Iowa What Part I have family up there i think they live in or near waterloo Iowa. Guess its about 30 mins from Des moines* my freind had ahard time pronoucning des moines iowa cause its pronounced d-moine an he was saying des-moines. Lmao anyway. which corn or what field are ya in. the house they are imn is srouunded on all sides by fields* wheat corn etc.*
Ryan
yahoo id-jeremytowf |
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Jayson on January 26, 2005 @ 7:19 pm |
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What the f*ck I agree with you on the shrooms thing. why did that stupid bitch come here if its so "dumb" But the skating thing naw. Its just stupid. none of yo buisness or however you spelled it, you’re stupid as hell. didnt even say who you were talkin to but say you’re gonna smack everyone. I of course can smack everyone verbally with Text but come on. Wassup Ryan haven’t heard from you in a good MINUTE( slang for a long time) you messed up on the Ryan tho with RYan lol. Im about to go play Halo, and cause Im bored, not cause Im dumb. like skaters(just to make skaters mad)
- Jayson |
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jeramy on February 1, 2005 @ 9:21 am |
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These jokes are ok but they could be better |
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Jeremy on February 10, 2005 @ 11:15 am |
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I stuck I cant decide rather to play GTA san andreas(ps2) or Halo(xbox) i own most systens avaaible over the past 15 or so years, Ranging back to the Atari 26000 the nes, sega genissis, to the ps2 and xbox- ii dont have agfavoite im a gamer and i can afford them all so i love them all, people who are partial to one system suck. They should just get them all. I really enjoy halo and i difenitlly love me some halo*first person shooters rock* i also enjoy mini games like Wario ware for GBA and Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time For N64. |
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jeremy on February 10, 2005 @ 11:17 am |
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lol typos galore, i may have set a new record for typos in that one*er those two* |
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Jayson on February 11, 2005 @ 2:04 pm |
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Video games are the shit, a way to get outside the house without leavin, as long as you dont play them just 24/7 so much that you dont do anything else. im playin Resident Evil 4 right now, fun as a bitch, and keeps you on your toes..now this is a jokes site so-
Yo mama so black fire-flies follow her in the day time |
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da queen on February 14, 2005 @ 8:12 am |
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listen year their anit nothing wrong with fat people right people that cuss fat people are only cussing them cause their jealous and by the way linda your an idiot and god will punish u in his own way and own time sweet dreams. |
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baby k on February 14, 2005 @ 8:17 am |
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yoah listen up cause wat am gonna say am gonna say only once you hear me ow year your so poor when u went to the canser research shop you were complaing about the prices. |
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annoyed aznkid on February 20, 2005 @ 11:23 pm |
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all of u idiots jus need to shut the fuck up and get a fucking life.. |
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yyaayy on March 16, 2005 @ 9:54 am |
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haha
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yyaayy on March 16, 2005 @ 9:55 am |
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haha
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Jayson on April 15, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
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Damn I aint been on here in a minute. anyway annoyred aznkid whatever the fuck that means, shut you’re stupid punkass up. for real, I aint got nothin again you but people on here are tryin to chill and talk about whatever and you’re gonna come out the cut sayin"get a life" You’re typin on the same fuckin site so do you not have a life too? Exactly. Bottom line, shut up.
-Jay |
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samantha on September 7, 2005 @ 11:51 am |
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shut the fuck up and get a fuckin life instead of ruening others |
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seamus sick_mate92@ on September 9, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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i wanna no a joke that pays out people when they say youre mumma jokes
your mammas so fat when she goes to kfc she orders the bucket on the roof |
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Jayson on September 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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Been forever but alot of stupid garbage has been up on here. like..Samantha, Who the hell are you talking you? you didnt clarify a damn thing. im not gonna u know, joke you cause I dont know if you’re talking to me or that person in your head. As for mama jokes-
Yo mama’s so poor she washes paper plates
-Jay |
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Ur MaMa on September 25, 2005 @ 11:34 pm |
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i agree |
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killjoevolume1 on October 30, 2005 @ 11:31 pm |
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O.k, seriously fat girls are aawesome. I just want to find one that will take it up da butt. At least 200+ LBs. |
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Jayson on November 4, 2005 @ 7:25 am |
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.....if thsts how you roll...power to you |
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blah on November 27, 2005 @ 9:26 am |
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ure mamma so old she waited tables at the last supper |
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Jayson on December 11, 2005 @ 11:48 pm |
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Sorry but fat people being cool and ANYONE being jealous of a fat person? No. I have some friends that are overweight but they’re atleast trying to lose SOME weight. not that being fat turns you into a bad guy, but Im sayin you KNOW you’re not that physically good lookin if you’re like 300 + and if you wear a swimsuit UGH. if you WANT to be fat its your decision but dont plan on ever having sex EVER if anyone even 2% good looking. |
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skater 4 life. on February 28, 2006 @ 11:01 am |
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ha ha everyones gay cept skaters... u see.. skating keeps u from being fat. |
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Lamus on September 4, 2006 @ 4:13 pm |
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oi Mates, You cant Keep Fookin Around With Ur Feelings... Fookin’ell its a joke’s Website for God Sake, If You sensetive mate, then dont Bother Joining... Wankers!! |
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