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RodeoFuckin
Posted by: Stoney on July 28, 2004 @ 3:03 am
What do you call rodeo fuckin?
When your making passionate love to your wife or girlfriend, get her in tha doggy position, grab a handfull of her hair, lean over and whisper in her ear ’’ THIS IS HOW YOUR SISTER LIKES IT ’’ and hold on tight. |
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loco on July 29, 2004 @ 3:02 pm |
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that was funny |
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Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 3:56 am |
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Loco is a lyin mother fucker!!! |
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loco on August 4, 2004 @ 4:46 pm |
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that joke was talking about me and Jay&Jay’s mom |
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jay&jay on August 10, 2004 @ 7:35 pm |
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i no i fuk her 2 some times
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jay&jay on August 10, 2004 @ 7:35 pm |
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i no i fuk her 2 some times
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loco on August 11, 2004 @ 2:27 am |
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Now Jay&Jay, before you say anything, those two comments right above me were NOT from me this time. |
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nikole on August 13, 2004 @ 7:59 pm |
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man Jay&Jay and loco yall need to just chill out |
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brooke on August 14, 2004 @ 12:54 pm |
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FUCK IN HELL B ITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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loco on August 15, 2004 @ 5:56 pm |
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your mom been telling you stories about me again? |
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Jay&Jay on August 16, 2004 @ 8:35 am |
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Shit i need to come to the nasty section more often people keep goin againced me and Loco and i dont even notice...oh ya fuck you Luke!!! |
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Jay&Jay on August 22, 2004 @ 12:22 am |
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Okay, truthfully. We are a couple of turd munchin, inbred, ass punchers. And we don’t care if Loco rammed our mom with everything he’s got, because our daddy was a useless piece of shit, and we want a new "daddy" around the house...you know, the kind that will give us a little love in the shower, maybe an anal creampie... |
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loco on August 22, 2004 @ 6:32 am |
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Jay&Jay, tell me that wasn’t you. |
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Jey&Jay on August 22, 2004 @ 8:59 pm |
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Unfortunately we had a moment of reflection and displayed our true feelings... Now its your turn Loco... |
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Loco on August 22, 2004 @ 9:25 pm |
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Yea boys, I’m feelin it. I wacked off thinking about the circle jerk we are organizing. Boy I can hardly wait to feel you guys in my hands......... |
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loco on August 23, 2004 @ 2:12 am |
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whoever you are, i think you’re pretty funny.
keep up the good work. |
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Jay&Jay on August 23, 2004 @ 3:05 am |
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Man what the fuck isgoin on here?
Somone is scared of their own name!!! |
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loco on August 23, 2004 @ 1:32 pm |
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i agree |
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Loco on August 23, 2004 @ 9:05 pm |
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Me too! Fuck chicks (unless they got dicks). I’m on a full regiment of tube steak from now on. |
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Sandy on August 23, 2004 @ 9:34 pm |
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I was hoping you guys would have a half decent comeback. But it turns out you your as smart as a fucking handicapped, inbred, short bus riding, blond. Fuck off if you can’t hack it you douche eating, turd wrestling, slad tossers. If you want to go, then bring it on... ; ) |
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Sandy on August 23, 2004 @ 9:37 pm |
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I am Sandy. I OWN Jay&Jay&Loco, they are my bitches! Bow you inbred monkey fuckers. |
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Sandy on August 23, 2004 @ 10:06 pm |
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PS. Glad to see that Loco has a sense of humour...
"whoever you are, i think you’re pretty funny.
keep up the good work."
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Jay&Jay on August 24, 2004 @ 7:16 am |
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Sandy you’re my bitch so shut the fuck up and quit posting under my name!!! |
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loco on August 24, 2004 @ 2:00 pm |
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Well, well, well, finally used your own name huh?
Sandy, is it?
You don’t own shit.
Why don’t you comment on jokes, instead of posting under my name. |
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Green Bastard on August 27, 2004 @ 4:54 pm |
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Jay/Jay/Loco: You can all scratch and sniff the shit stain on the inside of your moms granny panties. |
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knightrider on August 27, 2004 @ 7:53 pm |
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Old joke, but still a good one. And Sandy and MikeHunt need to tell their moms that I will come to their house during their period and donkey punch both those loose bitches if they dont stop screaming during our weekly butt sex sessions. |
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Jay&Jay on August 27, 2004 @ 11:34 pm |
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Green Bastard you wanna suck on my purple helmet warior or somthin? |
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Green Bastard on September 1, 2004 @ 9:54 pm |
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Knightrider you don’t even know what a donkey punch is you turd wrestlin, ass punching, pole vaulter.
Jay/Jay: How many mexicans does it take to wax a car?
Depends how hard you hit them!
PS. You little shit stains can go back to tugging each other off you dong bone riding, panty sniffers. |
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Jay&Jay on September 2, 2004 @ 1:42 am |
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I can’t tell if you were talkin shit or telling me a mexican joke but anyways i am not mexican!!! |
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stephksis on September 4, 2004 @ 11:30 pm |
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right on jaxx!!!! u go dude!!! J&J, get a fucking life asswhole. |
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Jay&Jay on September 5, 2004 @ 10:35 pm |
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How can i get a life when you’re my 5 cent whore?
In that case i don’t need a life |
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Jay&Jay on September 5, 2004 @ 10:36 pm |
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Okay bitch get on the bed i am going to show you how me and yo sister does it!!! |
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Bertuzzie Baby #44 on September 6, 2004 @ 10:20 am |
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Stephkiss you are a one of a kind bitch aren’t you oh fuck that because I’m the bitch And i choose to pick on you until I know I won and believe me this beef between me and you has just began okay, who do you think you are calling J&J DOWN SAYING HE NEED’S TO GET A FUCK’N LIFE FUCK THAT , IT SEEM’S TO ME , IT’S YOU THAT NEED’S A LIFE WELL NOT REALLY YOU HERE TO PROVE TO PEOPLE THAT GOD CAN MAKE A MISTAKE.
and you should toss out more of your funny remarks : That’s all there good for.And I guess you are noboddys fool let’s see who will adopted you . |
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Jay&jay on September 6, 2004 @ 11:51 pm |
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Are you againced me Bertuzzie Baby #44 ? |
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Talia on September 7, 2004 @ 9:12 pm |
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she aint agianced any guys its just the girls becuase shes jealous of them. Dont worry about that slut baby. |
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Jay&Jay on September 10, 2004 @ 6:21 pm |
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Aight |
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Bertuzzie Baby #44 on September 11, 2004 @ 5:40 am |
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Man fuck you Talia why should get jealous over bitches like you fuck,I admit you do have a lot of shit to say but guess what just shut the fuck up you hoe and how many times do I have to tell you I ain’t no slut fuck’n get that through your fuck’n head dumb ass just because I got better shit to say then your ass there’s no need to be hateing me . |
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Jaco du Toit on September 12, 2004 @ 5:44 pm |
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I just wanted to get my name on the comment list. Woo woo! |
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Talia on September 12, 2004 @ 10:33 pm |
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Bertuzzie talks out of her ass, and the only thing she talks about is having better comebacks and shit well fucken where are they. |
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Jay&Jay on September 13, 2004 @ 8:20 pm |
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Talia hit it
(beat her with a rhime) |
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Talia on September 13, 2004 @ 10:28 pm |
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I say your a slut, get it, what i say is right and what you say is wrong, I dont have to prove nothing, not a thing, just that your an ugly mong, why dont you jump out of the dumpster where you came from and show what you got, you say youve got it , then flaunt it, no and i dont mean your dick, i hear your family calling, ching chong ching chong, is that some chogies i hear, talking shit like a fucked up family "queer", you better be off now you fucked up bloke, now shut your fucken mouth before i make you choke. WHORE......... |
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LezWad on September 14, 2004 @ 9:12 pm |
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I liked that you sound hot |
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Talia on September 19, 2004 @ 10:05 pm |
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fuck you bertuzzie, you say the same fucken shit in every paragraph -= get over yourself already cumrag. your just proving how pathetic and childish you are. |
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Luda on September 22, 2004 @ 12:24 am |
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Shut up bitch Bertuzzie baby my lil CUZ SAID WE LIVE TOGETHER WE SIT HERE AND READ THE SHIT YOU LOSERZ COME UP WITH MAN YOU GUYS DON"T KNOW HOW FUNNY YOU GUYZ LOOK TO US shit man and i guesas we say the same damn shit in our paragraphs maybe becuz we’re cuzins retard shit man this is funn i gotta tell me homeboyz this this shit man you sound like a retard man |
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Talia on September 22, 2004 @ 10:58 pm |
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youve got nothing better to do then tell your homeboyz (really yourself) this shit, i mean grow up and get a fucken life. you dont need to pretend to be someone else.
Grow the fuck up you children... there are lots of childish websites for people like you..
ps. read the shit that you say, my 6 year old cuz is even more mature. You dont faze me cause im just responding to children bitches. |
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Honey on September 24, 2004 @ 1:56 am |
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Ta;ia I think that said Luda learn the words bitch i spell his name L-U-D-A there and her name is spelled B-E-R-T-U-Z-Z-I-E - B-A-B-Y . well I see a big difference there don’t you I forgot already your too dumb to see that LUDA is her cousin she typed it down how manys and it seemed that three year old mind of your still hasn’t pick that up yet . so I’ll be your teacher just call me Honey it goes like this H-O-N-E-Y see that ain’t hard.
LOVEZ: HONEY BABA |
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Green Bastard on September 24, 2004 @ 7:20 pm |
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All of you can get your ankles behind your ears. I’m gonna give your puss filled, beef curtain, piss flap, hairy hatchet wounds a nine inch piece of tube steak you little whores. |
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ccccccccc on September 25, 2004 @ 1:54 am |
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Honey that didn’t make a damn bit of since why don’t you go back to 2nd grade and learn how to make a complete sentance you Dumb Ass
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Talia on September 26, 2004 @ 9:29 pm |
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you learn how to fucken spell you dumb fuck............ grow up |
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ccccccccc on September 28, 2004 @ 10:43 pm |
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Talia I don’t think I was talking to you I know that it was misspelled I did it on purpose I wanted Honey to be able to read it. It’s easier for her to sound it out. You must be Australian.
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ccccccccc on September 28, 2004 @ 10:43 pm |
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Talia I don’t think I was talking to you I know that it was misspelled I did it on purpose I wanted Honey to be able to read it. It’s easier for her to sound it out. You must be Australian.
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ccccccccc on September 28, 2004 @ 10:44 pm |
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Double for you Talia so that you don’t miss a thing. |
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Talia on September 29, 2004 @ 1:00 am |
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i wasnt talking to you either btw...... i was talking to that honey slut. |
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ccccccccc on September 29, 2004 @ 2:01 am |
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Sorry Talia |
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Jay&Jay on October 2, 2004 @ 4:52 pm |
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*cough*bullshit*cough* |
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Honey on October 4, 2004 @ 3:58 am |
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What’s the matter JAY&JAY No comebacks thats why you use the same shit all the time. |
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Jay&Jay on October 4, 2004 @ 5:42 am |
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I’ve always got shit to say but you’re comments are getting old so again
Shut up you big dumb dumb Honey! |
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Talia on October 4, 2004 @ 9:09 pm |
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Shut up bertuzzie ^ |
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Bertuzzie Baby#44 on October 13, 2004 @ 2:04 am |
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What the fuck you call me Honey what a insult , well I’d rather be called Honey then Talia. |
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nate on December 21, 2005 @ 11:42 am |
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what do you call getting a blowjob from an 80 year old?? GUMBALLING. |
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