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no arms
Posted by: gambit on August 2, 2004 @ 3:28 pm

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There is a man sitting at an entrance of a bathroom in a bar. He has no
arms and seems he is having trouble so a man passing by ask whats the
problem. The man says i must take a piss but i have no arms could you
please help me? The man feels sorry for him so he replys yes. as he is
helping him he notices his penis is green, covered in fongus and is just
nasty. after he is done he asks the man what is wrong with his penis he
says i dont know but i didnt want to touch it. he then pulls his arms out of
his sleeves and walks away.


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From: Lindsey on August 9, 2004 @ 3:19 am
Comment: thats kinda fucken gross

From: Dina on August 13, 2004 @ 3:40 am
Comment: the man couldnt touch his own dick ,so how could the passerby touch it?
But it was pretty good

From: hipster on August 13, 2004 @ 10:19 pm
Comment: this one is gold- substitute 2 co-worker’s names and distribute liberaly!

From: Jay&Jay on September 8, 2004 @ 1:16 pm
Comment: Dumb Joke, reminds me a little of you’re girlfriend after her sex change!!!

From: Jay&Jay on September 8, 2004 @ 1:17 pm
Comment: But you know i think she look’d more like a guy when she was a girl!!!

From: r on October 7, 2004 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: joke was retarded

From: r on October 7, 2004 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: joke was retarded

From: sky on September 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: haha i bet ur wacker is green

From: a_solis806 on September 23, 2005 @ 7:57 am
Comment: that was wrong how he did that man

From: marlena on September 24, 2005 @ 11:32 pm
Comment: what do you mean when you say that e pulled his arms out i men this story wasnt even funny why was his dick green

From: dominique on September 28, 2005 @ 8:58 am
Comment: that was gayer than a fart that smells like sperm

From: whitney on September 29, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: that shit is nasty

From: brenda on October 11, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Comment: that shit is fucked up

From: misty on October 29, 2005 @ 10:58 am
Comment: That Joke was rude, but funny

From: SHELLY M on January 20, 2006 @ 11:17 am
Comment: YOU MADE ME LAUGH AND RUINED MY BAD MOOD!

   
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