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fishy
Posted by: patrick stone on September 1, 2004 @ 8:34 pm

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an older chinese lady walks into a city market and says to the fella at the fish counter gimme fommmacl, the young guy says pardon me, the lady says gimme fommmacl ,the young fella says again can you repeat that i did not catch what you said, this time the lady yells it out to him GIMME FOMMMACL, at this point the young guy is a little ticked off and says look lady i dont know what your saying therfore i can’t help you, so the chinese lady reaches down the front of her pants grabs her box and then puts her fingers up under the fellas nose, the guy stands back in discust and says holy MACKEREL, the lady says yeah gimme four


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From: peter dragon on September 10, 2004 @ 4:12 pm
Comment: Give ya credit - that’s one you gotta sell by acting it out telling it ,rather than typing it. Good one.

From: peter's cell mate on September 16, 2004 @ 6:34 pm
Comment: I always gatta go hard on my new bitches so just cooperate nigga!

From: ifuckyourkids on October 11, 2004 @ 7:15 am
Comment: hey shit for brains pull that joke from your mommys ass

From: sally on October 17, 2004 @ 11:13 am
Comment: what? i don`t get it

From: korrin on April 6, 2005 @ 10:59 pm
Comment: that was nasty but funny

From: korrin on April 6, 2005 @ 11:00 pm
Comment: that was nasty but funny

From: aka abdul on November 2, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
Comment: that joke wasnt funny gie it to your mother

   
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