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shaving money
Posted by: patrick stone on September 3, 2004 @ 6:44 pm

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One day this women got some front row tickets to Dolly Parton and she took a girlfriend of hers to the concert, she had a great view of the whole concert and she was a little envy of the size of Dolly’s tits, so she went home that night and told her husband that she wanted to get some implants done, her husband said great go for it there is some room for improvement and suggested her to see the doctor. a couple of days later she talked to the doctor and told him what she wanted done, the doctor told her that there was a new pill on the market that will eliminate surgery and will enlarge her tits just nicely but this pill has not been approoved by the FDA , so the doctor says there might be some minor side effects. the women so happy she is saving some money decided to take the pills and report back to the doctor in a month. 30 days later she goes into the doctors office and shows him the progress, the doc proceeds with the breast exam and says this is great the pills worked fine your tits are 2 sizes bigger, the women says yeah look at this and shows him a patch of hair on her chest, the doctor said ooh that must be one of the side effects , how far down does the hair go he said, and she says right down to my balls and that another thing i want to talk to you about.


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From: dixxie06 on September 8, 2004 @ 8:02 pm
Comment: Yo your joke was aight !

From: patrick's cell mate on September 16, 2004 @ 6:32 pm
Comment: God not only do you suck at jokes but also....

From: lovelly on September 27, 2005 @ 3:04 pm
Comment: What the fuck was that. I also have the feeling that you did not attend school by your run-on sentences and the lack of capital letters. You need help on that!

From: Hoochie Mama on January 20, 2006 @ 11:17 am
Comment: i stick my finger in my pooper.

From: dynamiC. on March 21, 2006 @ 3:15 pm
Comment: this is funny!

   
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