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Posted by: Janelle on September 8, 2004 @ 4:40 pm
A old man walks into the bar, he is druck and stumbling everywhere. he bagges the bar tender for a shot of whisky.
Bar tender "if you take a small drink from one of my spittoons you can have a free drink, and you can pick which one to drink from."
Old guy "ok "
so he walks around looking in all the spittoons and picks one up and sets it on the bar and the bartender look into it, thinking that this guy wont really do. The old guy picks up the spittoon and takes a big gulp and keeps going until he drinks the whole thing and then sets the empty spittoon back on the bar and looks at the bartender. the bar tender looks at him and gaves him three shots after the old guy drinks his shots the bartender asked
"i did not think you were really going to do it but i told you a small drink not the whole thing so why did you drink it all?"
the old man replies "it was one long long stran so i just keep going." |
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| From: |
Larry Q on September 11, 2004 @ 12:52 am |
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Sick, but good only you need spell check |
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Larry's cell mate on September 16, 2004 @ 6:31 pm |
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It may sound sick but when i’m through with you you’re ganna like it and i will keep goin’ untill you do like it bitch!
So how does it feel to be the prison bitch? |
| From: |
guard's cell mate on September 28, 2004 @ 5:02 am |
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You little bitch what you ganna do?
Put my dick on you’re lip and lick it agin? |
| From: |
love-addict #1 on October 12, 2004 @ 4:27 pm |
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sick joke not really funny |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 19, 2004 @ 5:00 am |
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Slut^ |
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killjoevolume1 on October 30, 2005 @ 11:31 pm |
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Can somebody please explain dat joke to me? |
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