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the bull and the cow
Posted by: washburn on September 9, 2004 @ 2:08 pm
a farmer had a bull and a cow that he couldnt get to mate.So he went to his friend who once had the same problem,and asked him what to do.
The friend told him to stick his arm up the cows vagina and rub it on the bull’s nose.
The farmer tried it and the bull began humping like crazy.After such a success, the farmer wondered if the trick would work on him as well.That night,he climed into bed with his wife.As she snored, he stuck his fingers into her moist snatch, rubbed his nose with his hand and popped the biggest hard-on he ever had.He turned on the light,roused his wife and said"Oh my god,look honey!"
She looked at him sleepily out of one eye and said "So you got a bloody nose,big deal." |
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Jenn on September 11, 2004 @ 10:34 pm |
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Very funny I liked it alot |
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RICHARD on September 12, 2004 @ 8:48 pm |
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i give u props that shit was funny |
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RICHARD on September 12, 2004 @ 8:49 pm |
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i give u props that shit was funny |
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Jay&Jay on September 13, 2004 @ 12:51 am |
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Heard it before but its still good!!! |
| From: |
amber on September 13, 2004 @ 3:21 pm |
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it was ok!!!!!!!!1111 |
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Talia on September 14, 2004 @ 11:14 pm |
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its ok |
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Richard's cell mate on September 16, 2004 @ 6:27 pm |
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Since you’re new to me you’re ganna learn real fuckin’ quick bitch....
Damn nigga you must be like 5 years experienced huh? |
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Geriann Richardson on September 16, 2004 @ 8:59 pm |
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DUDE THAT WAS VERY FUNNY!!! I GOTTA GIVE U PROPS DOG...THATS TIGHT LOL |
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green eyes on September 21, 2004 @ 12:51 pm |
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gross!!!! |
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big poppa on September 24, 2004 @ 11:36 pm |
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oi some 1 help me out i dont get it |
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Someone on September 25, 2004 @ 6:47 pm |
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did not get it |
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jb on September 25, 2004 @ 9:15 pm |
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funny |
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ryan on September 25, 2004 @ 9:20 pm |
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i thot is was funny, big poppa knows what it means he is liring she was on her period duh
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Jay&Jay on September 26, 2004 @ 1:52 am |
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No Poppa would have never got that because he likes guys and only studies on guy he don’t know shit about the females! |
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Big Poppa on September 26, 2004 @ 3:58 am |
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I do et the joke i was just trying to see if u no it and yeas what i thought u dont and i do no about females i no that your parents dont like you and your just some white computer geek trying to start shit. |
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Jay&Jay on September 26, 2004 @ 4:55 pm |
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Hey dawg what goes on in my family is nothing to do with you so keep you’re face shut about that ok? |
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Big Poppa on September 26, 2004 @ 8:23 pm |
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Hey Jay&Jay do u honestly think your black "dawg" oohh and your getting angry about your family then clearly they musent like you |
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Talia on September 26, 2004 @ 9:03 pm |
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and your dead family neva liked you |
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Big Poppa on September 27, 2004 @ 6:52 am |
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um my dead family ? its only my mums who is dead and i still have 4 brothers and 1 dad there for thats my family and hold on ill just go check............ yeah there still alive and your just sticking up for jay&jay because your family never liked u well i think if your dad is your mum is a family. |
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lau on September 27, 2004 @ 7:18 pm |
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chill out guys all bit personal and intense. the joke is well funny |
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Big Poppa on September 27, 2004 @ 9:40 pm |
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i no if i was in your face i wouldent like it i mean who would like to look at the ugly mutt and the smell fuck dude have a shower
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Jay&Jay on September 28, 2004 @ 8:11 pm |
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Hey Poppa fucker go get layed or somthin...If you know anything about it! |
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Talia on September 29, 2004 @ 12:38 am |
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he dont know shit |
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Honey on October 4, 2004 @ 3:36 am |
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JAY&JAY I don’t think Big Poppa needs to get layed after what me and him did last night, but fuck I think you need to find a REAL girl. |
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Talia on October 4, 2004 @ 8:59 pm |
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yeah exactly cuase if it was that good he would be beggin for more but what did you say........ he doesnt need to get layed because you turned him off pussy forever with your fucken discusting bung ridden flea infested skanky pussy. |
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moron11 on October 7, 2004 @ 2:43 pm |
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dumb joke
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love-addict #1 on October 12, 2004 @ 4:19 pm |
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THAT WAS A FUNNY JOKE! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! |
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ashley on October 25, 2004 @ 4:23 pm |
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omg...i cnt stop laughing |
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Jay&Jay on October 28, 2004 @ 6:50 am |
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Damn girl you’re bf’s dick is THAT small? |
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sora on November 30, 2004 @ 3:07 am |
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joke was aight, funny but WAY gross...lol gj |
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elevATOR on January 30, 2005 @ 5:18 pm |
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gosh jay&jay and big poppa must like eachother. they seem 2 talk 2eachother like little girls, oh no stop it, dont say that it hurts my feelings, ur mom, no ur mom........ stop. so witch one is the woman? |
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elevATOR on January 30, 2005 @ 5:19 pm |
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yeah just thought i would let u ladys know.... |
| From: |
Henry on February 10, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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I think your joke was funny i read it to my mum and sister without reading it first they think i’m sick |
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keri on September 19, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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that was sick but great... keep it up! |
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