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Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf
Posted by: Jaco du Toit on September 11, 2004 @ 12:32 pm

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There once was a little girl named Little Red Riding Hood. One day her mum sent her to Grandma’s house with a picnic basket because Grandma was sick. She got firm instructions not to leave the footpath and go straight to Grandma’s house because of the Big Bad Wolf. Halfway to Grandma’s house she saw the prettiest flowers about 20 yards off the footpath and she decided to go pick them. Just as she bent down to pick them she saw the Big Bad Wolf behind the bush. His eyes were as big as basketball balls. She said:’ Wolf, why are your eyes so big?’ The Big Bad Wolf said: ’ Get the fuck away, can’t you see I’m taking a shit!!’


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From: J.D. on September 13, 2004 @ 10:34 pm
Comment: Now thats fuckin funny

From: J.D. on September 14, 2004 @ 5:23 pm
Comment: Just kidding.

From: J.D. on September 14, 2004 @ 9:06 pm
Comment: No that was really funny as hell to be honest!

From: Jaco du Toit on September 16, 2004 @ 4:26 pm
Comment: Dj I suggest you go back to selling cookies from door to door you lttle girl. Your opinion is a moo point. Its like a cows opinion, it doesn’t matter. Its moo.

From: Jay&Jay on September 16, 2004 @ 6:17 pm
Comment: Hey D.J. next time i want a useless opinion about somthing i will clearly say you’re name.

From: DJ's cell mate on September 16, 2004 @ 6:23 pm
Comment: You’re ganna hate me for this nigga but thats only another one of you’re useless opinions

From: ;ajd;flk on September 16, 2004 @ 7:09 pm
Comment: Jay&Jay = The cell guy
Busted! Again!

From: jason on September 22, 2004 @ 11:33 pm
Comment: i think it was ok.......

From: Rick James on September 23, 2004 @ 6:01 am
Comment: I’m still Rick James Bitch

From: Jay&Jay on September 25, 2004 @ 5:21 am
Comment: Hey man same shit goes for you!

From: Big Poppa on September 25, 2004 @ 7:51 pm
Comment: no u see that im quiet straight ad yes my balls have dropped i no yours havent

From: jb on September 25, 2004 @ 9:13 pm
Comment: sucked ass.. u all suck except jay hes cool

From: dick...lol on September 25, 2004 @ 9:15 pm
Comment: not funny

From: yall losers on September 26, 2004 @ 12:19 am
Comment: hahahahahahaha FUnny....................Not! fucking loser

From: Jay&Jay on September 26, 2004 @ 1:49 am
Comment: Hey Green Bastard man why ain’t you givin me shit on here?

From: Jay&Jay on September 30, 2004 @ 11:40 pm
Comment: You too jb

From: Yall are weird on October 6, 2004 @ 6:54 pm
Comment: I thought that joke was relly special. How old are yall???

From: Talia on October 6, 2004 @ 8:59 pm
Comment: well im 18 year old female Australia. Blonde, Huge Tits, Great ass, Great Body and............

WHAT ABOUT YOU

From: Big on October 7, 2004 @ 2:26 am
Comment: Talia If u have a great body huge tits great ass prove it

From: jp daddy on October 7, 2004 @ 7:18 pm
Comment: this sucked i wasnt funny i would like to fnd u and hit u then slap your mama for having such a stupid kid

From: Talia on October 7, 2004 @ 8:52 pm
Comment: ok email me

lovin_darlin@hotmail.com

or my yahoo is

BigTitties_Talia1986

From: lol on November 24, 2004 @ 10:19 am
Comment: fuck u all wannabe shitheads!!

From: young on January 27, 2005 @ 11:45 pm
Comment: your moma is so nasty

From: DUSH on January 30, 2005 @ 4:53 pm
Comment: LA LA LA

From: atto on March 5, 2005 @ 10:07 am
Comment: thats fuckin funny i love it

From: George Bush on November 2, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
Comment: I dream about all of you in my sleep....naked.

If we anal cavity searched Jay Jay....im sure wed find michael jacksons other white glove.

From: ethan on August 9, 2006 @ 10:40 am
Comment: that was hilarious

   
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