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Constrruction worker...
Posted by: Kristin on September 19, 2004 @ 7:12 pm

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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I’m coming!"


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From: EvilSky on October 1, 2004 @ 5:18 am
Comment: Nice joke, gj.

From: Cassie on October 2, 2004 @ 9:25 pm
Comment: OK that was a negative

From: Smokie on October 6, 2004 @ 12:24 am
Comment: Now that was a pretty funny joke

From: MONO on October 9, 2004 @ 5:51 pm
Comment: DAM , that was funny!

From: angie on October 10, 2004 @ 2:27 pm
Comment: thats so fucking dirty you diguest me!

From: love-addict #1 on October 12, 2004 @ 4:07 pm
Comment: funny stuff!

From: Jay&Jay on October 20, 2004 @ 4:56 am
Comment: Good Joke But Heard It Before

From: spliffman on December 13, 2004 @ 11:46 am
Comment: that was a great joke....fuck sake people....has to be dirty to be in "nasty" jokes!!!!???

From: honkeys mom on June 13, 2005 @ 10:54 pm
Comment: thats not funny. u dont even know how many guys "come" in my house.

   
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