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You know you’re white trailer trash when
Posted by: Big&Black on September 23, 2004 @ 11:10 am
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel’s makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y’all watch this!"
Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
Ya’ can’t git married to yer sweetheart ’cause there’s a dang law against it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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Jay&Jay on September 24, 2004 @ 12:02 am |
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Only like 2-3 of those were good but the rest are waste! |
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big poppa on September 24, 2004 @ 11:32 pm |
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i like that bro jay&jay just shut your munted white face |
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justin johnston on September 24, 2004 @ 11:49 pm |
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yo shut yo mouth big poopa(and i do mean poop) yo mamas so black when she got in her car the oil lite turned on |
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big poppa on September 25, 2004 @ 12:10 am |
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oi justin atlest i can afford a car u stupid little bitch |
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Jay&Jay on September 25, 2004 @ 5:51 pm |
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Man you can’t even afford you’re own mama you little bitch! |
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Big poppa on September 25, 2004 @ 7:50 pm |
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that was that stupid bcause my mom passed away when i was 2 |
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Green Bastard on September 25, 2004 @ 9:02 pm |
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Iim with J&J on this one. big poppa, you know the drill you little ass pirate: Get your ankles behind your ears! |
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jb on September 25, 2004 @ 9:07 pm |
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didnt like |
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Jay&Jay on September 26, 2004 @ 1:47 am |
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Oh my gor Green you’re really not ganna fight me on this?
And Big Poppa you’re mom went for suiside because she forgott birth controle for you’re stupid ass! |
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Big Poppa on September 26, 2004 @ 3:52 am |
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what u actually u think its funny paying out peoples mums who are dead well its not and your not making any friends in the processoi honestly do u own a gun cause if u do just go shoot yourself because i think it is clear that no 1 on this site likes you. expeciall not ME. |
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Jay&Jay on September 26, 2004 @ 4:52 pm |
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Well what does that mean?
You don’t like me and i don’t like you so it means nothing okay!
I may have enemyies on this site but do i give a fuck? NO
Considering this site is shit and i won’t be here much longer! |
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Big Poppa on September 26, 2004 @ 8:19 pm |
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the only reason u dont give a shit who doesnt like u is because u have nothing to live for u wanna die but u dont have the guts do u.
oohh and gor green or whatever aahh dont worry im not going too spend my time on a little bitch who would stick up for Jay&Jay |
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Jay&Jay on September 28, 2004 @ 8:04 pm |
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Hold up fucker i am alive for a reason, i should have been dead like 4 times in my life but i always pulled through, so maybe there is a reason for me! |
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Talia on September 29, 2004 @ 12:33 am |
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no i can answer that,,,,,,, that was big poppa, and big popper lives in a trailer trash unit with dadda poppa, and dadda poppa fucks big poppa all night long in his loose ass hole and that is why big poppa has an attitude problem. |
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Honey on October 4, 2004 @ 3:34 am |
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TALIA shut up and leave BIG POPPA alone bitch, Fuck this bitch is lower then I thought you can tell she watches you big poppa, |
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Talia on October 4, 2004 @ 8:57 pm |
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shut up bertuzzie ^ |
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Talia on October 4, 2004 @ 8:57 pm |
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shut up bertuzzie ^ |
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Danielle on October 7, 2004 @ 2:07 pm |
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They were awesome! Real funny!GIT_R_DONE |
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drew on October 11, 2004 @ 12:58 am |
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that joke sucked balls! |
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love-addict #1 on October 12, 2004 @ 4:03 pm |
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i love the white trailer trash jokes.... they were too funny...keep’em coming! |
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Talia on October 12, 2004 @ 11:57 pm |
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shut up Black Whore |
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Jay&Jay on October 13, 2004 @ 12:36 am |
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For all the blacks that think whits are wack need to get those shitty lookin sacks out of you’re partners cracks and try to be more like me and stop lookin like fuckin’ monkeys and humpin trees as we all can see the first black was made from a white fuckin a monkey so in that way us whits are to blame for you so go screw a new white and black penguin too then you have a mexican kid a little wheat lookin skin without a brain might as well tie them up to a train track and laugh when they get hit by a train...Take a picture so everyone else can go insane,and whats with this love addict?She needs to go suck another dick like her little mexican spik kid naw i’m just playin’ the only truth is what i was sayin’ so suck my dick before i spray paint you again! |
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Bertuzzie Baby#44 on October 13, 2004 @ 1:47 am |
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^ you tell them Jay. |
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Talia on October 13, 2004 @ 3:04 am |
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good 1 ^ |
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ryan on October 13, 2004 @ 3:46 pm |
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only a few were decent and big poopa u sound like the dumbest fuck |
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Jay&Jay on October 20, 2004 @ 4:50 am |
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Ryan what are you doing? |
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andrea on November 10, 2004 @ 3:23 am |
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you americans need help. where is the love? |
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SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 11:01 pm |
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i only liked a couple the rest just wasted my fuckin time! |
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Sam on November 16, 2004 @ 5:37 pm |
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Dang, what’s with all the negativity O.o? And racism? Geez, and I thought people were passed all that discriminatory crap now.
Anywho, a couple jokes were good :). |
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hotchick#1 on November 24, 2004 @ 3:12 pm |
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Jay&Jay get off big poppa’s back. Talia find someone else’s attention to ride on. Big poppa. get a hobby and let these guys make fun of someone else. Anywho. The jokes were pretty good. Keep em coming. |
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WOW!!! on January 19, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
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P.S. "BLACKS CAME FROM WHITE GUYS FUCKING MONKEYS"? THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE..GO READ A FUCKING BOOK YOU ASS UGLY ALBINO
More power to ya
Uz pplz talkin trask about blacks are racists and dont have nethin betta to do with ur life. Yall needa move to NY or sumthin in the real world . uz are livin a dream . Im white and proud of it but I hang with blacks and PR (that dont make me a wigger neither). Yall just needa knoe if u keep talkin trash bout blacks yall gonna get snuffed
PeaCe ~1~Lu7v |
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50 cent on April 1, 2005 @ 9:19 pm |
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g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g- unit |
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Victoria on October 17, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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JAKE AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO SMOKE THE GOLDEN LEAF JAKE FELL DOWN
AND BROKE HIS CROWN AND JILL SAID HAND OVER THE BEEF. |
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dont worrry bout it on October 25, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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that was the stupdest jokes i ever heard you need to step up yo game
that was just stupd. ican come up with some better jokes then that in my sleep
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allan on November 1, 2005 @ 11:18 am |
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i’am mad at ya for makeing funn of my ma
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Nate on December 4, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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I was laughin |
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diva 69 on December 18, 2005 @ 3:45 am |
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these are the stupid there not even funny
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Bob on March 2, 2006 @ 10:55 am |
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Have you considered psychotherapy? |
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private on April 1, 2006 @ 12:20 pm |
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this is really funny, white people are really stupid and dumb |
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