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Posted by: victor on September 24, 2004 @ 8:20 pm
| so me and my friend were hanging around one day.We desided to go watch spider-man2.But we were short on cash, so we desided to put our heads togother.(it really hurt!!!!!!)We had the idea of putting up a fake public bathroom.We couldn’t beleive someone had fallen for it when we said ,"a dollar per go".So the sucker gets in and after a while he starts complaining about there not being any toilet paper.we said:"don’t worry, just clean yourself with your fingers and put them through these little holes, we’ll clean them and then you can do it again."So he cleans himself with them(we made sure we had a camera)and put’s them through the holes.but instead of cleaning them we hit him with a HAMMER.BAM!!!!AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!he screams and the first thing he does IS PUT HIS FINGERS ON HIS MOUTH!!!!!!(to stop the pain)we started laughfing out loud every time we saw it and made BIG bucks showing it to people!!!!!!! |
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| From: |
Rick James on September 28, 2004 @ 4:53 am |
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Rick James is back bitch...And the joke is old and why are you trying to make it look like you made it up? |
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Airtight on September 29, 2004 @ 2:58 pm |
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Get the fuc outta here wit that bullshit story. That joke is older than dirt! |
| From: |
EvilSky on October 1, 2004 @ 5:16 am |
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True. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 2, 2004 @ 3:47 pm |
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Victor?
sounds like a name Loco would come up with! |
| From: |
Eah on October 7, 2004 @ 8:06 pm |
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stupid, stupid, bullshit! |
| From: |
Eah on October 7, 2004 @ 8:06 pm |
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stupid, stupid, bullshit! |
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jordan on October 7, 2004 @ 10:11 pm |
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this was a good one |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 7:14 pm |
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JORDAN REMINDS ME OF MY POOP |
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niamh on October 11, 2004 @ 7:04 am |
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what a load of bollocks asshole i hole your dick falls off and chipmonks have sex with your rotten mothers corpse fuckface |
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DENNIS on October 11, 2004 @ 11:10 am |
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I CRAPPED MY PANTS |
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Tereasa on October 11, 2004 @ 4:57 pm |
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you must think of poop often
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DENNIS on October 11, 2004 @ 5:17 pm |
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TEREASA EAT’S HER MOTHER’S POOP EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHTT
HAAAAAAAAAAA |
| From: |
love-addict #1 on October 12, 2004 @ 3:54 pm |
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that joke is older than your mama and grandmama put toather! Get some new material ok! |
| From: |
ryan on October 12, 2004 @ 4:42 pm |
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dumbest part is u actin’ like u really did it dumb shit |
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random on October 19, 2004 @ 7:16 pm |
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its funny how u all act like ur some big stuck up ass holes when u r probly sitting at home with grandma |
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Jay&Jay on October 20, 2004 @ 4:40 am |
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Are you sure? |
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amy lynn on November 3, 2004 @ 1:21 pm |
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that was fukin’ nasty don’t ever tell it again. Besides its all played out
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| From: |
tricey t. on November 10, 2004 @ 9:51 am |
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what was your mother thinking?never mind |
| From: |
SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 10:53 pm |
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that joke sucks!!!! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 10, 2004 @ 10:55 pm |
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Tanya go fuck dennis u bitch!!!! i want to give anal to SHADYGURL_69 shes hot |
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SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 10:56 pm |
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wtf was that all about?? im going to pretend i never heard that |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 11, 2004 @ 1:48 pm |
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I never said that shit,and SHADYGURL_69 needs to hide that better.
They were posted at the same time.
Good Job |
| From: |
Angel on December 10, 2004 @ 4:15 pm |
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the joke is so stupid and cornie and you didnt even make that joke i dont know why u trying to act like you made it up |
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amit soni on February 3, 2005 @ 2:38 pm |
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tumhari ma ki chut |
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joe on June 28, 2005 @ 4:42 pm |
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crack |
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boureaux on September 14, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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Dennis on November 2, 2005 @ 2:54 pm |
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This gal goes to her husband and says she wants a boob joj to make them bigger.
She said it would only cost 2500.00. He said hell I think I know how you can get bigger boobs for free. Hows that she asked? Rub toilet paper between them.
How is that gonna work?? she asked. He said I dont know..BUT IT WORKED FOR YOUR ASS. |
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frdsky1011 on November 18, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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I’m fucking 60 years old , I heard that joke when I was 10 THANK YOU |
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shelljsxy on November 18, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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that is so old. |
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jessie on December 27, 2005 @ 9:31 am |
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sounds like a stupid plot that came out of a scary movie scene!!! IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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