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chalkboard Culprit
Posted by: Tanya16 on September 28, 2004 @ 10:41 pm
One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day’s lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.
Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to dinf it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.” |
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Bertuzzie Baby 44 on September 30, 2004 @ 3:46 am |
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Yo my little homebitch, t’was the shittest joke ever. Get a life ho! |
| From: |
mare on September 30, 2004 @ 10:16 pm |
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LOL |
| From: |
blondebabe69 on October 1, 2004 @ 9:12 pm |
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LOL |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 2, 2004 @ 3:44 pm |
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Bertuzzie you’re the dumb street ho remember?
You fuckin’ skank bag! |
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Jay&Jay on October 2, 2004 @ 3:45 pm |
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By the way goo joke i like it!
Don’t mind Bertuzzie she’s jealous of girls! |
| From: |
LIPS on October 3, 2004 @ 2:26 pm |
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GOOD ONE |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 3, 2004 @ 4:05 pm |
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thanks everyone
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| From: |
Talia on October 3, 2004 @ 9:19 pm |
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thats true what jay said and i like that joke too. |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 4, 2004 @ 5:57 pm |
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thanks talia |
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tanya16 on October 4, 2004 @ 5:58 pm |
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c im not ALWAYS a bitch...lol |
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Talia on October 4, 2004 @ 8:55 pm |
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haha seems like were gonna get along just fine, i was stoned and felt like saying something nice for once....................... yeah right, look i dont hate anyone i just dont like that sad fake son of a bitch bertuzzie slut that pretends to have friends and posts under different names, she is so weird. |
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tanya16 on October 4, 2004 @ 9:51 pm |
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ya i can tell...lol |
| From: |
Jaco du Toit on October 6, 2004 @ 2:40 pm |
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Have I been away to long? What’s going on here? I like it when my girls get along. Tanya if Talia says you’re ok then you are. |
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Talia on October 6, 2004 @ 8:55 pm |
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haha . yeah Jaco the only two girls that i think are ok on this net now are:
Tanya16 &
jackie b
sorry girlies if ive missed anyone!! Just remind me. |
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tanya16 on October 6, 2004 @ 9:59 pm |
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o!! i feel so special!! lol |
| From: |
Talia on October 6, 2004 @ 11:27 pm |
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haha |
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Playya2121 on October 7, 2004 @ 3:19 pm |
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Yo I’m new on da circuit. Maybe yall can introduce me. By da way blondebabe69 sounds hot. |
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tanya16 on October 7, 2004 @ 5:49 pm |
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hi im tanya |
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Playya2121 on October 7, 2004 @ 7:52 pm |
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sup tanya how old r u? |
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tanya16 on October 7, 2004 @ 8:14 pm |
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16 wat about u? |
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Playya2121 on October 7, 2004 @ 8:24 pm |
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turning 15 |
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tanya16 on October 7, 2004 @ 8:35 pm |
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cool |
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Talia on October 7, 2004 @ 8:50 pm |
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so your only 16 tanya, shit and playya is 15 far out
jay your not the youngest after all |
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tanya16 on October 7, 2004 @ 9:25 pm |
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how old iz jay? |
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Jay&Jay on October 7, 2004 @ 10:14 pm |
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16 |
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Playya2121 on October 7, 2004 @ 10:25 pm |
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How old is Talia? |
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tanya16 on October 7, 2004 @ 10:41 pm |
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im 16 too! |
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Playya2121 on October 7, 2004 @ 10:51 pm |
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How old is Talia? |
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Jay&Jay on October 7, 2004 @ 11:18 pm |
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Talia’s 18 |
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Talia on October 8, 2004 @ 2:38 am |
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hahaha shit |
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Jay&Jay on October 8, 2004 @ 7:00 am |
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Okay ya’ll i really fell like sharing my life....
If you want to hear my life and the reason i’m this way(well i’m not really the way i act here)
But anyways i want y’all to check my life here...
http://www.poetry.com/
My last name is "LiBrande" Jason LiBrande
You will be amazed |
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Playya2121 on October 8, 2004 @ 5:51 pm |
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How long will it take for my jokes to be on the site? |
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Playya2121 on October 8, 2004 @ 5:52 pm |
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What categories do yall hang out at?
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| From: |
Playya2121 on October 8, 2004 @ 5:52 pm |
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What categories do yall hang out at?
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 8, 2004 @ 6:44 pm |
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Umm Little Johnny jokes
Blond
Adult
Nasty
Dirty
etc. |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 8, 2004 @ 7:08 pm |
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*yawn* |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 9, 2004 @ 3:21 am |
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*blonde* |
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tanya16 on October 9, 2004 @ 10:25 am |
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who is? |
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The Master on October 9, 2004 @ 4:10 pm |
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you
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tanya16 on October 9, 2004 @ 4:18 pm |
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so? |
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Jay&Jay on October 9, 2004 @ 5:12 pm |
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*blonde* |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 5:22 pm |
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I spent several days camping. It was a sadly disgraceful experience. Do return with comments.
Regards,
Dr. Dennis, Ph.D., Harvard |
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tanya16 on October 9, 2004 @ 5:40 pm |
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shut up jay...lol |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 5:47 pm |
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I went to Harvard.
Dr. Dennis, Ph.D, Harvard |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 5:55 pm |
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I have higher intelligence.
Dr. Dennis, Harvard |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 9, 2004 @ 6:43 pm |
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Y’know this guy^ reminds me alot of Mr.Charlie (pathetic) |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 7:49 pm |
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Attention to all:
"jajay" is a weird little boy and he needs help like most of you. He should go back to school so he can learn to write "cat" and maybe his name and he might learn to dress himself. He should stop vandalizing, mugging people, and committing crimes. I win the argument once again, and please do use proper language. And do have manners.
Yours in all Regards,
Dr. Bartrow D. Dennis, Ph.D., Harvard |
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tanya16 on October 9, 2004 @ 8:39 pm |
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who is mr. charlie? |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 9:01 pm |
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You use foul language and should be supervised. You use explicit words and ideas and you are far too immature. You should not be allowed on a computer or should not be allowed on the World Wide Web. I remember when I was that age I was in bed at 7:00 every night. You probably play your Compact Discs and your crazy music so loud that it hurts old ladies trying to sleep or rest because of arthritis. I remember when Television firs came out. Now you spoiled little kids have all of these crazy gadgets like cellular telephones and crazy digital compact discs for you new televisions.
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 9:02 pm |
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BE KIND TO OLD LADIES LIKE ME
Dr. Bartrow D. Dennis, Ph.D, Harvard
P.S.- why do you think i’m a doctor |
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tanya16 on October 9, 2004 @ 9:08 pm |
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i dont think ur a doctor |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 9:09 pm |
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I’M AN OLD LADY THOUGH |
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DOCTOR DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:11 pm |
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AND I LIKE TO SMELL MY OWN FARTS AND EAT BOOGERS WITH OTHER OLD PEOPLE
KIDS, HOWEVER, ARE DELINQUENTS AND MAKE IT DIFFICULT FOR THE OLD PEOPLE TO DIE PEACEFULLY
AND JEWS SMELL LIKE UGLY FOOD AND I LIKE FARTING
DOCTOR DENNIS |
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D ENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:12 pm |
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DO YOU LIKE TO FART? |
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DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:59 pm |
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I WILL GIVE YOU ORAL IF YOU FART WITH ME |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 10:04 pm |
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ME AND TANYA JUST FARTED SIMULTANEOULSLY OVER THE INTERNET, SHALL WE DO IT AGAIN |
| From: |
zenobia on October 9, 2004 @ 10:41 pm |
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FRANCE, CANADA, ENGLAND, AND INDIA ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS SUCH AS: AIDS EPIDEMIC, WORLD WAR II, TERRORISM, NUCLEAR WARS, TOXIC WASTE, HATE CRIMES, GLOBAL WARMING, JEWS, WORLD POVERTY AND HUNGER, AND COMMUNISM. MY FARTS HAVE BETTER HELPED THE WORLD AT LARGE.
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jasmi on October 9, 2004 @ 10:45 pm |
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yearrr urr howllaa word dawgggy |
| From: |
boss on October 9, 2004 @ 11:28 pm |
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thats sad |
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tanya16 on October 10, 2004 @ 9:10 am |
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shut the fuck up dennis |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 12:41 pm |
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I CRAPPED MY PANTS, IT USED TO BE STICKY BUT NOW IT’S STARTING TO HARDEN UP. WHAT SHOULD I DO? PLEASE DO RETURN WITH HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS AND/OR COMMENTS. |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 2:41 pm |
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TANYA LIKES ME. I’LL GIVE HER MY CRABS AND STD’S. |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 2:42 pm |
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JEWS ARE BAD NEWS. |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 10, 2004 @ 8:41 pm |
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fuck u!! u fucking sick freak |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 8:45 pm |
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DON’T WORRY TANYA, BABY
I KNOW YOU’RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD, I’LL CLEAN YOU IF YOU WANT, JUST LET ME KNOW, OKAY BABY |
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DENNIS on October 10, 2004 @ 10:36 pm |
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TANYA, BE CAREFUL, SOME CRAZY ASS BITCH IS IN HERR TRYIN’ TO STEAL YOUR MAN |
| From: |
Talia on October 11, 2004 @ 2:17 am |
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fuck off already loser |
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night mare on elmst. on October 11, 2004 @ 10:19 am |
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god damn if your going to make a joke make it a lot better than this dick sucking donkie fucking mother fucking hoe |
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Jay&jay on October 19, 2004 @ 4:49 am |
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Man shut the fuck up night mare on elmst. i’m Jason and i’ll kill you’re ass again |
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Screw on October 21, 2004 @ 12:10 pm |
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kool joke, nice one |
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flinger on October 25, 2004 @ 9:52 pm |
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coo one
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| From: |
Rooster on November 3, 2004 @ 8:17 pm |
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Talia e-mail me. I think you’ might be an old friend of mine.
heydannyboy@yahoo.com
Seriously. |
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NUNYA on November 6, 2004 @ 12:53 am |
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THIS IS TO MS. OLD LADY. I GO TO SCHOOL I’M GOING TO COLLEGE. I KNOW HOW TO SPELL "CAT" I’M ONLY 13, TOO. YOU HAVE TO STOP CRITISIZING PEOPLE ON THIS WEB SITE. I DO HAVE MUCH RESPECT. YOU CAN’T GET MAD BECAUSE 2004 HAS MORE GADGETS THAN 1915. I DON’T MEAN NO HARM. |
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SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 10:45 pm |
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jay&jay im sry for calling u a dickhead and shit. ur not as bad as i thought u were, that freddy and jason line was fuckin jokes (lmao) |
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SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 10:46 pm |
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i cant believe i forgot to talk bout the joke, its was funny. |
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Jay&Jay on November 12, 2004 @ 3:58 am |
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I dont give...You still = Shit |
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Common Denominator on November 22, 2004 @ 1:37 am |
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Ha ha! That was fuckin’ rad, Jay&Jay! She still equals shit cuz her name sucks. |
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Jay&jay on November 22, 2004 @ 6:20 pm |
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So umm whats you’re name up there^? |
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Common Denominator on December 1, 2004 @ 11:37 am |
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Jay&Jay, if you were asking me, my name is Amy...if not, umm, my name is still Amy. Rad |
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Jay&Jay on December 2, 2004 @ 7:05 am |
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Yeah i was talkin to you...Kool name too,I’m Jason.
So how old are you and what work are you into? |
| From: |
Common Denominator on December 2, 2004 @ 1:40 pm |
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I am a 24 year old kid. Ya wanna know more, you can e-mail me at: alp7772003@yahoo.com Nice to meet you, Jason. I have some stuff on that poetry website too. I can tell we have some things in common...we’ll talk. In the mean time, I’ve still got your back on this site. "Doll steak. Test meat." |
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tina on December 7, 2004 @ 1:01 am |
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all u guys are fuckin stupid dont any of you have a fuckin life! |
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Common Denominator on December 7, 2004 @ 11:37 am |
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Let’s look at the obvious here, tina. We’ve all got as much of a life as your sorry ass does. Whether you are on here reading jokes or posting comments, you spend the same amount of time on this site. But I’m sure you just jumped on the computer really fast to browse a joke website right before you had something really important to do..that is, since you are just SO fuckin cool. Forgive me, tina, for disrespecting you. I forgot how much better you are than me. Also, you have to be crazy smart to know how to type run-on sentences and forget punctuation marks. Oh, help me clarify whether the second part of your, whatever it is, was a question or a redneck style statement. Thanks, tina. Get back to me at your earliest convenience. |
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Jay&Jay on December 8, 2004 @ 6:49 am |
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Yeah...Well.....Anyways lets just git to the point.
Tina = Shit |
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tina on December 12, 2004 @ 2:53 am |
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shut the fuck up u prick jay and u gutte slut whore common denominator
p.s. go eat the shit out of your gramps and granny you sick fucked up queer |
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Jay&Jay on December 14, 2004 @ 5:33 am |
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Hey wow i didn’t even read half of what common denominator said i just put all what she DID say into a little phrase for her. |
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Common Denominator on December 14, 2004 @ 11:28 am |
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Well, Tina, I would continue to let people know what a grit ball, uneducated, miserable waste of space you are, but you seem to be doing the job a lot better. Keep up the good work. However, people may be able to understand your posts better if you could try to spell at least half of the words correctly. Or forgive me if it’s not even the english language you are using at all, but merely the language you know best..."idiot." If that’s the case, Tina, then I guess I shouldn’t advise that you use punctuation either. Cuz we all know that in the "idiot" language, nothing is used. Not punctuation, correct spelling, or even a shred of intelligence. All the rest of us can do is pray that your species die off. Try to get on that for me, will ya? |
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tina on December 14, 2004 @ 6:05 pm |
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ur fucked up Common Denominator. go fuck ur dog like u do everyday at 11:09 in the kitchen. jayjay go wipe eat the shit off old mr. johnson, ur gramps n’ granny, Micheal, dennis, and common bitch. u 2 r fucked up n need help yo’ fo’ real dawgz...yo’ i’m a ganstaa yo’ |
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Common Denominator on December 16, 2004 @ 11:14 am |
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Wow, tina. Your posts just keep getting more and more intelligent. You really do make a lot of sense. Oh, one problem. If you were a real "gangsta," you wouldn’t be calling the two "peeps" ya just punked out, your "dawgz." Fo’ rizzle dizzle. Better luck next time. |
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STAR on December 16, 2004 @ 9:06 pm |
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tina...die |
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Stoner133 on December 21, 2004 @ 3:14 am |
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I like common denominator she mkes me laugh the most,tina why you still keep the past in front of you?
That Micheal Jackson shit happend along time ago.....Get over it... |
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ktpiggulzsworth on January 19, 2005 @ 9:28 pm |
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good joke savvy |
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Sxc_Gem on March 2, 2005 @ 1:52 pm |
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Hey peeps . . .I fort it wazza gud joke ;) N im a blonde :p - I actually got it ;) lmao . . . any fit lads wana chat bdw . . .Im bored :( xxxxxx |
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