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2 good buddies out hunting
Posted by: tanya16 on October 8, 2004 @ 8:51 pm
Two good buddies, Bill and Bob, were way out
in the boonies out hunting and not having
much luck. Finally they decide to take a few
minutes and rest a bit, when Bob, decides
that he has to go pee.
Unfortunately for Bob, he does’nt look out
where he pointing his pecker, and a rattle-
snake bites him on the head of his dick!!!
Well, after several seconds of jumping,
screaming, and begging, the snake finally
lets go and slithers away into the grass.
And as luck would have it, neither one knew
how to treat a snake bite, so Bill decided
that he would hike out and get to a doctor.
After several hours of hiking, Bill finally
finds a doctor who tells him that he must,
in order to save his friends life, suck the
venom out of the bite with his mouth. And,
as luck would have it, the doctor had a dirt
bike on hand that he loaned to Bill to help
rescue Bob.
So with the dirtbike, Bill was able to get
to Bob in short order, and when Bob saw Bill,
he weakly asked him, "What did the doctor
tell you?" And Bill said: "You gonna Die!!!"
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ryan_^nirvava^obsest on October 11, 2004 @ 8:12 pm |
| Comment: |
ahaaahaaaaaa
i like it!!!! tanya got good jokes!!!!! but what the hell are the boonies
grunge/ punk rock kicks ass
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| From: |
ryan on October 11, 2004 @ 8:13 pm |
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that’s what i wulda done, i ain’t touchen another dude’s dick, even to save his fuckin’ life |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 11, 2004 @ 9:12 pm |
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lol |
| From: |
love-addict#1 on October 12, 2004 @ 3:44 pm |
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good joke |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 12, 2004 @ 10:08 pm |
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I agree with Ryan |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 12, 2004 @ 11:37 pm |
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hahaha |
| From: |
ryan on October 13, 2004 @ 12:34 am |
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y u laughin there tanya 16, Jay&Jay knows what hes talkin bout |
| From: |
Terence on October 13, 2004 @ 9:06 pm |
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Thats fuckin lame... |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 17, 2004 @ 10:58 pm |
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I AM THE GREATEST BECAUSE I AM NOT A JEW. |
| From: |
u rul on October 18, 2004 @ 5:04 pm |
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u rule tanya ya-hoooo (lol) keep ’em coming |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 18, 2004 @ 6:00 pm |
| Comment: |
o ya lol |
| From: |
isaiah on October 20, 2004 @ 11:52 am |
| Comment: |
tanya call me 773 238 3330 lets fuck |
| From: |
zach on October 22, 2004 @ 7:50 pm |
| Comment: |
that was funny
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| From: |
alah on October 23, 2004 @ 12:28 pm |
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im gonna pretend i got bitten by a snake now and get sucked off all the time |
| From: |
shnoogin 12 on October 23, 2004 @ 5:53 pm |
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isaiah ur the man tanya i’ll do u after he’s done |
| From: |
shnoogin12 on October 24, 2004 @ 7:16 pm |
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tanya ur like on of the only funny ppl on this site
damn posers
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| From: |
tanya16 on October 24, 2004 @ 7:52 pm |
| Comment: |
thanks... |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 25, 2004 @ 7:12 pm |
| Comment: |
Yeah she is..... |
| From: |
SoSly on October 26, 2004 @ 3:13 pm |
| Comment: |
tanya you know any stoners jokes? |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 26, 2004 @ 5:49 pm |
| Comment: |
none that are any good |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 28, 2004 @ 6:44 am |
| Comment: |
So what do you know?
Tanya whats going on you ain’t hit me up for like almost a month,you didn’t even tell me you hooked up with my dawg Aaron what up woith dat? |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 28, 2004 @ 6:10 pm |
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i havent got any e-mails from you so i thought you werent talking to me and aaron and i just hooked u like 2 days ago |
| From: |
jayli on October 29, 2004 @ 9:04 am |
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I know Aaron he used to go out with my friend. Iheard he got out wiht some chick named Jalissa. |
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jayli on October29 on October 29, 2004 @ 9:06 am |
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I know Aaron he used to go out with my friend. Iheard he got out wiht some chick named Jalissa. aCTUALLY I KNOW HE GOES OUT WITH HER BECAUSE i SAW THENM TOGETHER AND HE INTRODUCED HER TO ME. she is a hoe. they have been going out for about 1 month |
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none of your busines on October 31, 2004 @ 10:49 pm |
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Hey Dennis Jesus was a jew mr.holy |
| From: |
hex master G-dog on November 1, 2004 @ 6:41 am |
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well well well well well I must say ure jokes suck like a dyson vacuum cleaner, get a life
and burn, in Hell, shabba |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 2, 2004 @ 7:05 am |
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Tanya i lost you’re e-mail addy |
| From: |
tanya16 on November 3, 2004 @ 7:55 pm |
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ok i got a new 1 anyways its playgirl_82692@coolteenchat.com |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 4, 2004 @ 2:12 am |
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KooL thanx |
| From: |
NUNYA on November 6, 2004 @ 12:39 am |
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TANYA THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
tanya16 on November 6, 2004 @ 12:31 pm |
| Comment: |
thanks NUNYA |
| From: |
Ghetto Police on November 9, 2004 @ 8:52 pm |
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Jayli you stupid, Aaron is my lil brother you dumb hoe,
You are placed under arrest for being the dumbest bitch who can’t keep up in a conversation that is for the older ones, so get your ass to juvi bitch. And start cleaning. |
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SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 10:36 pm |
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the joke was funny. ryan i LOVE nirvana and i DONT think kurt cobain killed himself check this site out it give u so much proof showin kurt didnt do it www.justiceforkurt.com (ryan ur hot) |
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ryan on November 15, 2004 @ 9:07 pm |
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SHADYGURL_69 i checked that sight out an’ i don’t think kurt killed himself either. I actually hadn’t looked into any of the murder theories i just heard that one about how he had so much heroin in him that he would not have been able to pull the trigger and how somebody else had finished writing the note. But that site was really convincing. i’ve only read some of the stuff so far like the timeline, there’s so much there. Courtney is evil. And DeWitt definitely had something 2 do with it. There really wuz alotta shit i didn’t know about. I just don’t understand how there’s not anything really happening. It’s so obvious. Anyway that sight wuz really good, im gonna be going back to it but i have to do school work now. But thnx for the link and calling me hot i feel loved. ur pretty damn sexy urself gurl |
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Jay&Jay on November 16, 2004 @ 12:04 am |
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Damn you guys are both dumb everyone know Kurt never killed himself.
And Ryan you didn’t need a paragragh of bullshit. |
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ryan on November 16, 2004 @ 1:03 am |
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EVERYONE? Then y aren’t Courtney and DeWitt an’ anyone else involved in jail or even being bothered bout it. And u can SHUT UP jay cuzz ur comment dumb. |
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ryan on November 16, 2004 @ 1:41 am |
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oh yea, jay NOT that i care about ur comments but i know ppl who r like Cobain killed himself cuz he n’ Courtney were addicts and oh he just od’d again. and lets not forget MTV but not that they know anything about MUZIC anyway, so nevermind |
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Jay&Jay on November 22, 2004 @ 6:18 pm |
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You dumb,stupid,motha fucker Cobainhad a reason to live and he died so if i waz you i’d be packin to go to Hell right now. |
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ryan on November 22, 2004 @ 9:43 pm |
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uh duhhhhhhhhhhhh no shit douche bag that’s what I’m fuckin’ sayin’
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| From: |
kel smell on November 24, 2004 @ 3:02 pm |
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Ya’ll suck. You sound like a bunch of gangsta wanna be’s at the top of the page. And a bunch of punk rockers who won’t let someone rest in peace. Get lives you bunch of fucking cry baby’s!!!!!! |
| From: |
sora on November 30, 2004 @ 2:26 am |
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lol...good joke, been thru sum of these pages and urs is the first i actually laughed at. |
| From: |
Common Denominator on December 7, 2004 @ 11:24 am |
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Shut the fuck up, "kel smell." Like, I know that you tried really hard to be cool on your comment, but i gotta tell ya...it sucked. Punk Rock has nothing in the world to do with Kurt Cobain ya half wit. He led the Grunge Rock era...Now I know you don’t know this, but they are two totally different things. So my advice?? Unless you want to continue to show the rest of us what an idiot you are, I wouldn’t post any more comments. Just lookin out for ya, kid. But thanks for playin’! |
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ryan on December 7, 2004 @ 3:40 pm |
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their is a difference between grunge and punk but Nirvana and Cobain should definitely be give major major credit for influencing the punk rock that followed. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on December 8, 2004 @ 6:46 am |
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Cobain was a crossdresser.... |
| From: |
Common Denominator on December 14, 2004 @ 11:16 am |
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Ryan, just try not to talk. If you knew anything about punk rock, you’d know that it started in the seventies, before Nirvana was even a twinkle in the Grunge Rock eye. If you can tell me a true punk band that would name Nirvana as an influence, I will....still make you my bitch. Don’t get me wrong. I give Kurt credit for a lot of things...but punk rock is definitely not one of them. |
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Stoner133 on December 21, 2004 @ 3:10 am |
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Heavy Hard Rock and Gangster Rap all the way. |
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fuck nazis on January 6, 2005 @ 5:30 am |
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Wow, this might be one of the older jokes I’ve ever seen on this site... FYI: tanya16- You’ve been getting alot of props on this joke, no? In fact, you get props on all of your jokes. If I may be so bold, let me suggest that it’s not the quality of your jokes, but the fact that every dude seems to want to fuck you. Tell me I’m wrong. |
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Nate on August 5, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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LOL....i wish it was your own joke!....you got it off of ebaumsworld.com...under jokes..LOL |
| From: |
Tanya16 on August 9, 2005 @ 11:54 am |
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no I didnt get it off that site i got it off a different site i just dont remeber now cuz it was so loooong ago lol |
| From: |
adam 11,26 2005 on November 27, 2005 @ 9:31 am |
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ryan the boonies is the fucking woods you stupied ass city slicker. |
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