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Grocery Store Sex
Posted by: GAWDAWful on October 10, 2004 @ 10:21 am
A gorgeous thirty-something nymphomaniac is in the grocery store check-out line at a supermarket. The young teenage boy who is bagging her foodstuff gets her juices flowing, so as they reach the parking lot she turns to him and says, "You know Sonny, I got me a real itchy pussy."
The young man says to her, "I’m sorry ma’am, you need to point that one out. I don’t know shit about them Japanese cars." |
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| From: |
yankes fan on October 11, 2004 @ 5:12 pm |
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fuck you |
| From: |
VOTE BUSH on October 11, 2004 @ 7:16 pm |
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THAT JOKE SUCKS!! |
| From: |
ryan on October 11, 2004 @ 8:06 pm |
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what a dumbass
ah VOTE BUSH, shouldn’t u be at like bush.com or somthin’
this is a joke site buddy |
| From: |
cougar on October 12, 2004 @ 12:16 am |
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bush sucks chenys ass |
| From: |
jess 04 on October 12, 2004 @ 11:19 am |
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tht 1 is so shite i woundn’t dare man |
| From: |
love-addict #1 on October 12, 2004 @ 3:41 pm |
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kinda funny----kinda weird! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 12, 2004 @ 10:06 pm |
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So who’s voting for Bush?
And who’s voting for Karry?
Couse i vote for female bush! |
| From: |
someone on October 12, 2004 @ 10:30 pm |
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that jokes is fuckin stupid! |
| From: |
cr on October 13, 2004 @ 12:01 am |
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okay, now i’m @ 1 |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 13, 2004 @ 12:08 am |
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Me too |
| From: |
cr on October 13, 2004 @ 12:11 am |
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talkin’ 2 talia? have fun doin’ whatever u were doin’? |
| From: |
cr on October 13, 2004 @ 12:13 am |
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somethin’ wrong? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 13, 2004 @ 12:21 am |
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What you mean? |
| From: |
cr on October 13, 2004 @ 12:28 am |
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i didn’t hear from u for awhile and then i get this lame ass
post from talia so i figured u’d be talkin’ to her.
then i thought maybe i mad ya mad cuz i asked
if u had fun.
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 13, 2004 @ 12:41 am |
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I’m not stayin on just one joke lol
I’m going down the list of jokes |
| From: |
Talia on October 13, 2004 @ 3:00 am |
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so what if hes talkin to me. |
| From: |
ali on October 15, 2004 @ 7:00 pm |
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Fuck u guys. this joke sucks!
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Fuck Bush on October 15, 2004 @ 11:16 pm |
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Vote for Kerry that joke can kiss my ass |
| From: |
tyson on October 15, 2004 @ 11:22 pm |
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your joke fucking sucks dick |
| From: |
kevin b on October 16, 2004 @ 12:43 pm |
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WERE U HIGH OFF OF GASOLINE FUMES WHEN U WROTE THIS ? DUMB AZZ COX SUCKA
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| From: |
DENNIS on October 17, 2004 @ 9:34 pm |
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I SINCERELY DO BELIEVE THAT THE DEAR LORD HAS A PLAN FOR ALL OF US. FOR WE ARE THE GOOD LORD’S DEAR CHILDREN.
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lol that rulzzzzzz on October 18, 2004 @ 5:02 pm |
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lol it soo does |
| From: |
eggey on October 21, 2004 @ 2:45 pm |
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your mom is so fat she fell down the gran canyon and got stuck
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| From: |
im not ur mom liar on October 23, 2004 @ 5:40 pm |
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vote nader
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| From: |
joshsamazon on October 25, 2004 @ 2:46 pm |
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What????? |
| From: |
~*Harmony~* on October 26, 2004 @ 10:27 pm |
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eggey that sucked ass..... |
| From: |
SooSly on October 29, 2004 @ 3:28 pm |
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Fuck this joke it sucks and fuck the government and all that bullshit politics. |
| From: |
prec20 on October 31, 2004 @ 10:47 pm |
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Dennis you need to stop making fun of the lord cause the only one your hurting is yourself, When you are burning in hell the only one you can blame is yourself. |
| From: |
HotBlonde on November 1, 2004 @ 7:53 pm |
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Dennis Come fuck a blonde cheerleader with a big ass and BED!! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 2, 2004 @ 7:03 am |
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Fuck hotblonde fuck god fuck jesus fuck everybody else |
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JAZMIN on November 6, 2004 @ 12:33 am |
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THAT JOKE SUCKS LIKE YOUR MOM DID ME LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!
NOW THAT’S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Ghetto Police on November 9, 2004 @ 8:47 pm |
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This is the Ghetto Police in the house.
Blonde Bitch get the fuck out of here you ain’t hot, Spooner is.
And Jay&Jay you are plcaed under arrest for speaking the truth again,
you have the right to remain silence anything you say will be used aganst you in the court of law,
well thatz all for today.
Ghetto Plice is out. |
| From: |
SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 10:28 pm |
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that joke sucked more than ur mom!! AND FUCK BUSH!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 12, 2004 @ 4:30 pm |
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Every guy does but it’s sad that you^ do. |
| From: |
Common Denominator on December 3, 2004 @ 10:54 am |
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SHADYGURL_69, as bad as you suck, you shouldn’t even be allowed to speak. And no one sucks more than your mom for procreating. Procreating what, even I’m too nice to say. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on December 8, 2004 @ 6:44 am |
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Procreation.......I like it |
| From: |
jo mamma on February 17, 2005 @ 9:35 pm |
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your joke sucks.
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| From: |
Senior Chief on September 16, 2005 @ 8:15 am |
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That shit whack |
| From: |
Neil on November 17, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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I thought this was an OK joke!! |
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