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Posted by: bradenraden on October 12, 2004 @ 4:19 pm

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what do u call an indian priest?












HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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From: G Man on October 14, 2004 @ 4:46 pm
Comment: What do you call your joke?






STUPID SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: gago on October 16, 2004 @ 5:17 am
Comment: tangina mo ah!

From: poo on October 17, 2004 @ 7:10 am
Comment: poo

From: DENNIS THE GREAT on October 17, 2004 @ 9:33 pm
Comment: I SINCERELY DO BELIEVE THAT THE DEAR LORD HAS A PLAN FOR ALL OF US. FOR WE ARE THE GOOD LORD’S DEAR CHILDREN.


From: tyson on October 17, 2004 @ 10:08 pm
Comment: shut your ass the fuck up pregadice bitch

From: SEXFRK on October 18, 2004 @ 12:10 am
Comment: Every one should shut the f??? up.
This is funny ass shit.
Blacks sux
Whites rule

From: SEXFRK on October 18, 2004 @ 12:11 am
Comment: God is a number u can not count to!!!!!!!

From: Jay&Jay on October 19, 2004 @ 4:46 am
Comment: Well it’s really what do you call a BL:ACK priest because indian doesn’t look as much like shit like blacks do

From: black girl on October 19, 2004 @ 11:21 am
Comment: dumb fucks i hope you choke on a black dick

From: odegoo on October 19, 2004 @ 5:04 pm
Comment: learn how to spell tyson you whiny little pig fucker p.s. suck my balls

From: chet sams on October 21, 2004 @ 8:46 pm
Comment: i hate worthless no good government leaching frybread eating spotlighting lazy no good pott smoking indians who get every thing free cause they are worthless especially the nez perce in idaho they are fucking fat thunderbird drinking peices of shit who need to do society a favor and drug out in the street and shot I HATE YOU WORHTLESS FUCKERS I HOPE YOU ALL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH BY: CHET SAMS WHITE POWER WILL RULE YOU FUCKING FEATHERHEADS

From: Mr Twinkles on October 22, 2004 @ 11:03 am
Comment: we are all gods wonderfull creations regardless of our ethnic origins. peace be with you all

From: Skater on October 22, 2004 @ 3:05 pm
Comment: funny

From: zach on October 22, 2004 @ 7:47 pm
Comment: that sucked

From: Mrs Twinkle on October 23, 2004 @ 1:41 am
Comment: You all suck you low life cum sucking assholes..

From: shnoogin12 on October 23, 2004 @ 5:36 pm
Comment: now mrs twinkles we all know that u are a cum sucking ass hole as well no need to be insecure

rascism is pathetic and you all know that if someone black or indian lives near u and u make a comment like that they’re gonna have ur asses hangin on they’re wall tommorow mornin

From: Jay&Jay on October 23, 2004 @ 6:24 pm
Comment: Who cares?^
Do you plan to stop racism or somthing?

From: shnoogin12 on October 24, 2004 @ 7:05 pm
Comment: jay &jay idc about rascism im just tryin to save some poor white boys ass

From: Spooner #55 on October 25, 2004 @ 1:04 am
Comment: ^ are you native? if you are I am, but yo don’t tell then about racism, especially when you are cause white boyz ain’t bad, they got game to play, they got some funny shit, NAd damn are they hot like my man JAY&JAY , so SHNOOGIN just be quite aight.

From: SooSly on October 28, 2004 @ 4:25 pm
Comment: Now what the fuck is up with this racism shit this is a computer site nobody fuckin cares what you say unless your ass is out on the street talkin straight to the people you hate.


P.S. Iam no goddamn racises person.

From: Spooner #55 on October 29, 2004 @ 12:19 am
Comment: That joke I did not like one bit

From: marble on October 30, 2004 @ 2:15 pm
Comment: Lord make it stop, make it stop

From: arooj,zenab, sanam!! on November 2, 2004 @ 7:32 am
Comment: u al fuked up no further comment

From: paki galz on November 2, 2004 @ 7:33 am
Comment: "black suks n whites rules"
wta da hell iz that y whites gets a tan huh??????????????

From: Jay&Jay on November 4, 2004 @ 2:10 am
Comment: .......Okay...........so why do you type like you black?

From: NUNYA on November 6, 2004 @ 12:31 am
Comment: WHAT DO CALL YOU AND YOUR MAMMA?





CRAZY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT’S FUNNIER THAN YOURS

From: Jay&Jay on November 9, 2004 @ 2:19 pm
Comment: Hell yea^then the pigs

From: Ghetto Police on November 9, 2004 @ 8:44 pm
Comment: The Ghetto Police is in the house.
I’m NATIVE BITCH

From: SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 10:25 pm
Comment: that joke sucked balls!!! Ghetto Police u still think Jay&jay is cool even tho he made fun of u?? and tyson i kno what slang is but learn how to spell "pregudice"?? honeslty get a fuckin dictionary

From: Jay&Jay on November 12, 2004 @ 3:54 am
Comment: Hey you^ shuaddup you’re black bitch

From: thats fuckin funny on November 13, 2004 @ 5:43 pm
Comment: fuck u goody yoe shoes

From: Krista G on November 16, 2004 @ 2:02 pm
Comment: Whoa I came on the site looking for jokes I found racist remarks, which I dont find very nice. I am also native, but I am not "lazy", and damn I love fried bread! I just dont have anyone to cook for me in the city. haha, if only they sold it at Sobey’s then living here would be all that.

Krista G.

From: Krista G on November 16, 2004 @ 2:04 pm
Comment: Hey I have another thing to say.
Why do White People dis black people? but yet they all try and wish they were black.
I act my own race....its good to know who you are, and not act like someone who you aint.
White people dont have a culture, That is the reason why I think that they try to "steal" or act like a race they are not. I myself am not racist at all.

From: ryan on November 16, 2004 @ 5:49 pm
Comment: Krista G u shouldn’t talk cuz all u do is show ppl how DUM u are u. I’m white and im not a racist. Actually my best friend is black. If u think white ppl don’t have a culture then u must be socially retarded. Ever heard of Christmas? Easter? Halloween? Thanksgiving? or all the REAL holidays i don’t have time 2 mention. What holidays u got?? MLK Day??? Kwanzaa??? what the fuck r those. and u can’t claim those bitch cuz u said ur NATIVE. can u name a native holiday that ppl actually know of??

From: ryan on November 16, 2004 @ 5:50 pm
Comment: White ppl stealin’ other culture!??! Yaa u can keep ur shit Bitch. Then u and the rest of the country celebrate all the white holidays i just mentioned. Shit, some ppl r so pathetic that they make up SHIT like columbus day!!?? That wuz just given 2 u cuz of all the political correctness bullshit in this country. U dumb bitch. Minorities r livin’ large now because of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. Then ppl like Krista G start talkin’ shit on white ppl cuz of that P.C. horseshit. I can guarantee u im not trying 2 be black at all, i like rock. I think good hiphop is hard 2 come by. Although, I like some, most of it is just shit. But even if I wuz really into it, who’s the best rapper out there?? WHITE.

From: ryan on November 16, 2004 @ 5:50 pm
Comment: And bitch could u show just a little gratitude. If it weren’t for the "cultureless white ppl" u wouldn’t be here. Ever hear of a guy George Washington? Abraham Lincoln, he had a key role in freeing the slaves bitch, Lois and Clark?? Thom Jefferson? Madison? FDR? JFK? I would keep goin’ forever but i don’t have time. Remember Bitch, if it weren’t for White ppl the U.S. and ur free, comfortable life wouldn’t prolly exist. So in answer to ur FUCKED UP REMARK, yes white ppl do have a culture the U.S.A., today’s modern world, and so many things i don’t have time 2 mention. Just remember bitch the white culture is the lifestyle everyone’s fightin’ for. Ur culture is the nasty ass ppl eatin centipedes wearin’ nuthin’ on some island. Damn, u r ignorant. But like i said, I’M NOT RACIST, ppl r cool WHATEVER RACE.

From: ryan on November 16, 2004 @ 5:52 pm
Comment: oh yea, and u have a white name bitch, Krista comes from Christa

From: poopers on November 19, 2004 @ 8:38 pm
Comment: what’s the difference between an indian and a picnic talbe?






A picnic table can suport a family...

From: slicktee on November 23, 2004 @ 2:51 pm
Comment: why are there no natives in star trek?




..because they know natives don’t work in the future either.

From: I hate rasists on November 24, 2004 @ 10:54 pm
Comment: Yes and i know My spelling sux but im admitting it beforehand

From: a real native nov.25 on November 25, 2004 @ 10:48 pm
Comment: why do u gotta go write some dumb shit like that.

From: I hate rasists on November 25, 2004 @ 11:31 pm
Comment: Wut do u mean?

From: I hate rasists on November 25, 2004 @ 11:32 pm
Comment: U know i dont even care

From: Barrie from CANADA on December 1, 2004 @ 12:06 am
Comment: come on give it up racisms horrible i have lots of native friends whowould kick your ass for acting like a rasist jerk off!!!!!!!!!

From: Elisia!!! on December 1, 2004 @ 12:10 am
Comment: mmm u make me tingly in the pants ; )

From: Common Denominator on December 3, 2004 @ 10:49 am
Comment: NO, Elisia dear, those are your crabs :(

From: nativepride on December 7, 2004 @ 11:00 pm
Comment: fuck all you white shit holes

From: Jay&Jay on December 8, 2004 @ 6:42 am
Comment: LMFAO Common Denominator good comment,verry good comment.

From: Common Denominator on December 14, 2004 @ 11:10 am
Comment: Thanks, Jay

From: JJ on December 21, 2004 @ 4:13 pm
Comment: blaks r dickheds wot r 3 things u cnt giv 2 a blak man??? a fat lip, blak eye and n education

From: site:83576393-access on January 6, 2005 @ 4:58 pm
Comment: Sometimes I wonder why God made people the way they are... To bring hate and fear into this world... I think we have larger things to worry about than expressing our hate towards eachother. As the site administrator I have made the decision to close this site in refrence to the immoral behavior you have all displayed. If we all have one thing in common it is our humane right to live in peace in this world. Think of what many of you (which I assume are children or young adults) have scripted into your own writing. You cannot erase what has been done... mercy on all of you. Think of your parents, relatives, and friends... now imagine them a different race... you would love them all the same. What if you all of a sudden turned a different race would you want people to accept and love you for who you are?

Thank you for your time and consideration

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Access termination January 30/05

From: Indian warrior gal on January 14, 2005 @ 2:00 am
Comment: I have a native gal for a girl friend.She could teach you white bitches alot about pleasing your man.Why do you think the divorce rate is so high in the white society?Makes me feel ashamed to be white when i read all of your bullshit.I should carve all of your fuckers hearts out and eat them,and rape your mothers.As for my g/f she said she will fuck you white guys and kill you later.May all of our land claims be properous in 2005 and may we burn your villages and rape your children.

From: Indian warrior gal on January 17, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
Comment: Sorry shavazz I don’t swing that way i’d rather suck my gals clit for a half a day.Native pussy juice tastes good.White pussy tastes rank and smells funny.

From: Indian warrior gal on January 18, 2005 @ 8:26 pm
Comment: I would rather chew on a tire than on a white gals twat.

From: Indian warrior gal on January 21, 2005 @ 6:43 am
Comment: What do you call 32 squaws sitting around a bonfire?






A full set of teeth

From: Rockets#1fan on January 21, 2005 @ 9:01 pm
Comment: How do you stop an indian from drownding?






Take your boot of his head.

From: Rockets#1fan on January 21, 2005 @ 9:03 pm
Comment: What do you throw a drownding indian?






His wife and kids

From: Rockets#1fan on January 21, 2005 @ 9:24 pm
Comment: What do you call 2 indians on a stolen bycycle?






Organised crime

From: Rockets#1fan on January 22, 2005 @ 1:37 am
Comment: Did you hear about the indian that ran into a wall with a hard on?


He broke his nose








From: cool mccool on January 27, 2005 @ 8:00 am
Comment: thats pretty funny shit for some backwoods mullet wearing 12 year old geeks who fuck their sisters and will be lucky to pump gas for a living when they’re 30. what do yu call a pathetic hillbilly moron who is at the bottom of the genepool but fools himself into believening he is somehow "superior"? YOU!!!! Get it? YOU!!! pretty funny huh dumbass? Go back to Alabama and take your fuckin toothless whore sister /wife with you you pathetic piece of shit.

From: cool mccool on January 27, 2005 @ 6:43 pm
Comment: oh yeah by the way RYAN its not LOIS and CLARK you fuckin idiot

From: Rockets#1fan on February 3, 2005 @ 1:01 pm
Comment: What do Kelowna BC and Cher have in common?


They aren’t fucken Sonny anymore.

From: Rockets#1fan on February 18, 2005 @ 12:59 am
Comment: cool mccool GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SHEEP FUCKER

From: ALLOFYOUSHUTUP on April 9, 2005 @ 1:24 am
Comment: you all suck and suck real bad. i hate all of you..... i know, idont know you but istill hate you you dirty fucking fat fucking sick fucking rat tailed fat italian east indian canadian indian american indian you greasy wop, portuguese, mexican sombrero wearing, bean dipping, vietnamese spring rolling, lysol drinking sick ass INDIAN!!!!

from: @$$hole (aka: pearline pricklybusch, earnie skar, jimmy cutcorn, fraklin bornwitatoot, sonny smoketoomuch, ramona governmentchek, like-ah-de hairspray)

From: me on April 21, 2005 @ 8:23 pm
Comment: why don’t you go suck yo mama’s dick and stop being pregedice, you fucking hoe ass mother fucking no dick bitch. why don’t you mess with somebody your own kind. ass wipe.

From: IM PALO on May 5, 2005 @ 10:11 pm
Comment: 1 word and 1 word only.


i hate blacks.....

From: Rockets#1 Fan on September 2, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: I like the way brocket 99 makes fun of indians.

From: steveo*jackass on September 21, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: yall like lafing then watch my show

From: joe on November 27, 2005 @ 9:31 am
Comment: what do you call a black person on a motorcycle.............. wroom nigger nigger nigger nigger wroom

From: Coyote Prince on January 27, 2006 @ 10:09 am
Comment: ...Oh and hears a good joke for you all.

4 men gather on the top of 30-story building, an East Indian, a Japanese, an American Indian, and a White Man.

The East Indian guy says, "This is for my people!" and he jumps off.

The Japanese says, "This is for my people!" and jumps off.

The American Indian says, "This is for my people" and pushes the White Man off.


From: yhvfyyfvc on March 27, 2006 @ 12:07 pm
Comment: yyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that was shit

From: ~*NativePride*~ on June 19, 2006 @ 4:28 pm
Comment: -[]-[]-/-[]-[]-

   
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