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Posted by: ryan on October 15, 2004 @ 2:16 am
| Little Emily who is 9 yrs old walks into the kitchen and her father says, “Don’t use the sink, honey, it’s clogged." So she takes a look and sees a white liquid rising. Little Emily says, “It’s not broken, its just winning.” Her father confused says, “What do you mean sweetie?” She says, “It’s playing that game me and mommy play.” “Oh, u mean checkers.” Little Emily says, “No, silly, u can’t play checkers with three people, mommy’s boss plays hide the sausage with us and that’s what comes out of me and mommy when we win.” |
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nikki on October 16, 2004 @ 4:53 pm |
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this was the most vial joke i have ever heard. whoever thought this one up is a pedaphile and will burn in hell. |
| From: |
noel on October 18, 2004 @ 8:51 am |
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this is a disgusting joke you pedo |
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ryan on October 18, 2004 @ 7:10 pm |
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ur in the NASTY jokes section u dumb bitches get this it’s called a fucking JOKE
y the fuck r u at a fucking joke website and getting offended |
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BIG B on October 19, 2004 @ 7:26 pm |
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HEY YOU DUMB FUCK, THIS IS NASTY JOKES, NOT SICK AND DISGUSTING JOKES. YOU NEED TO GROW UP, YOU PERVERTED MOTHERFUCKER. YOU ARE SICK IN THE HEAD. |
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doe on October 20, 2004 @ 12:03 am |
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u dum fuck is it cause it happen to you dont mean repression bitch ass call your mom so ill do her doggy style in the ass
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Jay&Jay on October 20, 2004 @ 4:20 am |
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Ryan you’re a fuck~up you know that?
Do you do little girls or somthing? |
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isaiah on October 20, 2004 @ 11:50 am |
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shut the fuck up and leave him alone |
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tanya16 on October 21, 2004 @ 6:16 pm |
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for real....u all need to grow up if u dont want to see distgusting jokes then dont fucking go to the NASTY SECTION... |
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ryan on October 21, 2004 @ 7:42 pm |
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thanks isaiah and tanya at least you two have a SENSE OF HUMOR |
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Mr Twinkles on October 22, 2004 @ 10:54 am |
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people who think this joke is amusing seriously needs to take a long hard look at themselves and seek professional help immediately. You are very sick and I hope you get the help you need now |
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Mr Twinkles on October 22, 2004 @ 10:58 am |
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people who think this joke is amusing seriously needs to take a long hard look at themselves and seek professional help immediately. You are very sick and I hope you get the help you need now |
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Tonya on October 23, 2004 @ 12:21 am |
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You are Right this is a joke BUT your talking about a fucking child.How would you feel if this was your daughter. |
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Ryan on October 23, 2004 @ 1:14 am |
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I would feel pretty good if it was me |
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jjoneil on October 23, 2004 @ 6:51 am |
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sick, but this is a nasty joke site, if you get offended you can always go somewhere else,thwere is such a thing as free choice, chappy just expressing his choice to tell a joke |
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tanya16 on October 23, 2004 @ 11:37 am |
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alright Tonya does have a point there..... |
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moral majority on October 23, 2004 @ 12:09 pm |
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if you thought this joke was funny repent your sins now or burn in hell for all eternity. find the lord now and he will show you the way to purity and decency otherwise prepare to live in poverty and suffering |
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Tonya on October 23, 2004 @ 5:24 pm |
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Hey Moral Majority if you are such a holy roller why are you on this web site!!!!! |
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shnoogin12 on October 23, 2004 @ 5:30 pm |
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this joke may have been nasty but im not voting for bush and now u may all continue with ur further conversations
i like that joke and i dont plan on burning in hell netime soon
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Jay&Jay on October 23, 2004 @ 6:23 pm |
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Fuck it let’s all go to Hell and blow Heaven off |
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moral majority on October 24, 2004 @ 8:30 am |
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i am giving those who sin the chance of redemption and i go where souls can be saved even if thats to the depths of depravity |
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shnoogin12 on October 24, 2004 @ 7:02 pm |
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jay jay ur the man u got the right ideas |
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Spooner #55 on October 25, 2004 @ 1:00 am |
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Damn right Jay the man, not only the man, he my man, |
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LISA mARIE on October 25, 2004 @ 10:04 am |
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YOU ARE ONE SICK MOTHER FUCKER! I KNOW IT’S A NASTY JOKE SITE BUT TO JOKE A LITTLE KID OF 9 LIKE THAT IS WRONG HOW WUD U FEEL IF IT WAS YOUR KID....... BY THE WAY U WAS SHIT ANYWAY |
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michael on October 25, 2004 @ 4:01 pm |
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u are very good la la la ha ha ha ha ha |
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pinko on October 26, 2004 @ 9:10 am |
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you have only confirmed just how sick you are you weirdo get a life and get some help |
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angela on October 26, 2004 @ 4:16 pm |
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sick as it is, this is an adult site and everyone knows what that means,,,,,,,,,, right? |
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~*Harmony~* on October 26, 2004 @ 10:22 pm |
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i think we all get it!! the joke sucked either way! |
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plucka on October 27, 2004 @ 10:52 am |
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i enjoy thinking about chickens its exciting and a turn on |
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Jay&Jay on October 28, 2004 @ 6:41 am |
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No not me i like Live Stock |
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sexbitch on October 31, 2004 @ 5:15 am |
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look just calm down its only he joke ryan was only trying to make people laugh i know its sounds horrible but still give him a little credit for it eh |
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ryan on October 31, 2004 @ 10:19 pm |
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thnx sexbitch -at least u understand |
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Rychis on November 1, 2004 @ 5:05 pm |
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I love this joke hahahahahaha |
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Rychis on November 1, 2004 @ 6:11 pm |
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Well no not really |
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squirell on November 2, 2004 @ 6:55 am |
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this joke is making me horny |
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NUNYA on November 6, 2004 @ 12:28 am |
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RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER RAPER! |
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Ghetto Police on November 9, 2004 @ 8:39 pm |
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This is the Ghetto Police out to fight crime, thats right uhh ohhh.
Now Spooner, my baby girl came give Officer Pimp Daddy a kiss then you can say hi to my nitestick, and LISA MARIE you better shut the fuck up, cause the Ghetto Police on the house, if you refuse to shut the fuck up, I’l have to put you down,and make you run home to mommy aight,
Now you peoplez may continue. Ghetto Police is out,(aka {OFFICER PIMP DADDY) |
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SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 10:21 pm |
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like a lot of ppl hav said its the nasty section if u dont like what here then fuckin leave, ryan ur so right ,give him some credit ppl, jay&jay go fuck a dog!! i HATE U!! |
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Ghetto's cell mate on November 11, 2004 @ 1:41 pm |
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I’m back nigga’s,and whats up with you little bitch?
I should smack you with my dick untill you git back down there little bitch. |
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Jay&Jay on November 12, 2004 @ 3:52 am |
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SHADYGURL_SLUT_69 are you doing this couse i turned you down when you asked me out? |
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Popo on November 14, 2004 @ 6:49 pm |
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Hahaha^ joke sucked |
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ryan on November 15, 2004 @ 10:23 pm |
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thnx SHADYGURL_69, ppl gettin’ offended-pshhhhhhhhhhhh |
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ryan on November 15, 2004 @ 10:25 pm |
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Popo u spelled ur name wrong- let me help- POOP |
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Jay&Jay on November 16, 2004 @ 12:01 am |
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Ryan by what you just said you have been officially rejected untill further notice.
So go to www.beenrejected.com to find out all about where you stand in life. |
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ryan on November 16, 2004 @ 1:11 am |
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jay u think SHADYGURL_69 is hot an’ just pissed cuzza SHADYGURL_69 is hot an’ she don’t want u. She wants some love from me. I’ll help u out girl, i’ll find ur g-spot, just scream for me. XXXXXXXXXXXXX |
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Common Denominator on November 22, 2004 @ 1:22 am |
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Gee, ryan. Don’t fuckin flatter yourself. Maybe when you can learn to quit suckin’ at life so much, someone WILL want you. But, I wouldn’t ever count on them being hot chicks...EVER. Sorry, dude. And by the way...anyone that’s gonna name themselves "SHADYGURL_69" is just blowing themselves cuz no one else will. |
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Jay&Jay on November 22, 2004 @ 6:12 pm |
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Ryan a suggestion from Jay :
Umm yeah well Shadygurl does want me (not you) But if you git horney and lonely enough you can have her. |
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ryan on November 22, 2004 @ 9:41 pm |
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the Denominator??? well, I AM THE NUM-ER-ATOR, YAAA I will DIVIDE ur ass into 3 FRACTIONS, 1 for ur mommy, 1 for me, and 1 for the dog, YAAAA, NUMERATOR goes over the Denominator- ASTA LA VISTA BABY |
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Common Denominator on November 23, 2004 @ 3:08 pm |
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Ryan, that all you got?? Sounds good. You really don’t wanna fight with a chic, do ya? I’ll make you my bitch and you’ll love it, baby. Let me know what you got. We’ll talk later, alright my little sweet ass?? |
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Common Denominator on November 23, 2004 @ 3:08 pm |
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Ryan, that all you got?? Sounds good. You really don’t wanna fight with a chic, do ya? I’ll make you my bitch and you’ll love it, baby. Let me know what you got. We’ll talk later, alright my little sweet ass?? |
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Common Denominator on November 23, 2004 @ 3:09 pm |
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Yeah I know I submitted that twice...but it was so sweet, I needed to offer seconds. |
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ryan on November 28, 2004 @ 8:16 pm |
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ooooooooooh hot stuff sweet big baby cheeks |
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LMAO on November 29, 2004 @ 5:08 am |
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What I think is so funny, is the pople that get offended by JOKES!
You all are in here because you like JOKES, and well umm......NASTY ones or you would not have clicked on it.
All I’m saying is if you get offended, maybe this is not the site for you, try www.disney.com
Or quit crying! |
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sora on December 1, 2004 @ 3:01 am |
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uhhh...how about NO. not only is the joke not funny, its fucking sick.
and uh yea, this is the NASTY jokes section, not the FUCKING DEMENTED or SICK FUCKERS section. you are right, those who do get offended shouldn’t be in here BUT there is a line between funny and jus wrong. besides people who post jokes in this site should be able to handle the criticism. so yea dawg that my fucking opinion on that and like assholes every1’s got one.....even sick fuckers |
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Jay&Jay on December 2, 2004 @ 7:00 am |
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I agree with Common Denominator, and also she’s funny at it.
Ryan = Shit |
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Common Denominator on December 2, 2004 @ 1:35 pm |
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Thanks Jay...I knew you’d have my back. Ya know I’ve got yours. Gee, I was going to say something and I forgot what.....oh yeah! Ryan, you’re still a little bitch. Bitch |
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GETTaLIFE on December 2, 2004 @ 9:21 pm |
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I can’t believe all you people are fighting over a comment made almost 2 months ago.... move on already. And Ryan, in your defense, I have heard (and told) jokes much worse than yours. |
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Dr C on December 3, 2004 @ 4:44 am |
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Its not the sick joke that really bothers me. IT IS the fact that there is someone who thinks its funny telling, and some who thinks its funny reading it.... they are the one’s we should all be concerned about. THEY are a problem.....THEY are sick, mentally sick.....because they justify their behavior and have no hint of feeling that it is just wrong..... would they do the same thing to little children? or think it was funny and tell others it was OK? |
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Common Denominator on December 3, 2004 @ 10:47 am |
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Well, Doc, you’re mistaken if you think that anybody on this site is interested in your psycho analysis. Secondly, you contradicted yourself, you idiot. Here’s you: Oh, it’s okay for the joke to exist, but it isn’t okay to tell it or laugh at it. Here’s me: Someone had to tell it in order for it to exist, fuck face! Shut the fuck up!! Thirdly, doctor, not everyone that posts a comment under this joke does so because they thought it was funny. Take me, for instance. I find your stupidity much more humorous, so thank you for bringing a smile to my face. Oh, how much do I owe ya?? |
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Jay&Jay on December 5, 2004 @ 1:11 am |
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What the hell did you just say? |
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Common Denominator on December 7, 2004 @ 11:16 am |
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short+skinny+dick=ryan Don’t flatter yourself, sweetheart. I would probably get more girth from a pixie stick. And as for coming over, I don’t think we’ll both fit under that rock. But thanks for the invite and the good laugh. I’ll still make you by bitch. |
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ryan on December 7, 2004 @ 3:37 pm |
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SWEETHEART? yaa okay, a pixie stick? okay how bout i stick a fuckin tree up ur loose vagina then? How u gonna make me ur bitch anyway? LMOA
and just get over me!!!!! u fuckin trip, but really u made my day....hahahahahahahhaha |
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ryan on December 7, 2004 @ 3:52 pm |
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Common Denominator don’t be pissed cuz i dont’ wanna go out with u, jay is still available! |
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Jay&Jay on December 8, 2004 @ 6:41 am |
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Oh now you sayin’ you can compete with me? |
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Common Denominator on December 14, 2004 @ 11:08 am |
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Hey, Ryan. I’m not going to take part in rituals you and your mother partake in. Again, thanks for asking, but I’ll have to pass. Oh, and I don’t waste my time on guys that have problems with premature ejaculation, honey. Sorry the secrets out. Your mom told me. She said ever since you guys started your tree rituals, you just haven’t been the same. It’s cool though, baby. You’re still my bitch. |
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Common Denominator on December 14, 2004 @ 11:09 am |
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Hey, Ryan. I’m not going to take part in rituals you and your mother partake in. Again, thanks for asking, but I’ll have to pass. Oh, and I don’t waste my time on guys that have problems with premature ejaculation, honey. Sorry the secrets out. Your mom told me. She said ever since you guys started your tree rituals, you just haven’t been the same. It’s cool though, baby. You’re still my bitch. |
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Stoner133 on December 21, 2004 @ 3:06 am |
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You know there’s only one thing worse than being a man’s bitch and that is being a womans bitch.....Ryan you suck. |
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ktpiggulzworth on January 19, 2005 @ 9:22 pm |
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thats just queer dude get a life one far away from here |
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KENDRA on January 27, 2005 @ 10:52 pm |
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SICK FREAK |
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brainwashed on June 27, 2006 @ 11:33 pm |
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haha i htought it was good all u losers oughta go fuck urselves and leave him alone |
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