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THC(The Herb Continues)
Posted by: Jay&Jay on October 19, 2004 @ 1:44 am
One day a girl moved into a town. She went to school the
next day. Two boys asked her
to climb the flag pole for five dollars. So she did. She went home and told her mom.
She said, "Mom I made money for climbing a flag pole."
The mother replied, "don’t do that because they only want to see your panties."
The next day she did it for 10 dollars. She told her mom again. The next she did it again for 15 dollars. She came home and told her mom.
"Mommy Mommy, I made more money for climbing the flagpole".
Her mother replied, "I thought I told you not to climb that pole because they only want to see your panties.
"But Mommy I got them this time I didn’t wear any panties. |
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€$£ money on October 20, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
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that was funny
when i was 5
sad git |
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DENNIS on October 23, 2004 @ 4:18 pm |
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I HAVE SEX WITH A CLEAN, PURE, VIRGIN EVERY NIGHT WHO I TRICK AND MAKE HER THINK I LIKE HER. THEN I LAUGH AT HER AND GO POOPY ON HER.
I TELL HER I SPOILED HER VIRGINITY FOR NOTHING AND SHE WASTED HER VIRGINITY AND NOW SHE IS POOPY SLUT.
THEN I LEAVE AND I THROW POOP ON HER AND NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.
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DENNIS on October 23, 2004 @ 4:36 pm |
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FUCK AMERICA AND CANADA. I BELIEVE IN THE HOLY LORD’S DISCIPLES WHO SHOULD SHOW US THE WAY. THAT’S WHY I WILL VOTER FOR MR. BUSH WHO UNDERSTANDS THAT THE GOOD LORD MUST CONTROL THESE EVIL PEOPLE. MODERN TECHNOLOGY AND ENTERTAINMENT IS EVIL.
YOU TASTE YOUR OWN POOPIES AND BOOGERS. I’M MORE CLEAN THAN YOU WILL EVER BE.
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DENNIS on October 23, 2004 @ 4:52 pm |
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ARE THERE ANY LADIES WHO WOULD LIKE ME TO GIVE THEM OR TOUCH THEIR PUSSSY? HMMMMMMMM? |
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shnoogin12 on October 23, 2004 @ 5:24 pm |
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dennis is desperate ....its ok dennis i saw u hittin on ur mom right before she blew u
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 23, 2004 @ 6:18 pm |
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I agree with shnoogin12 the only problem is his mom turned him down ’couse even she knows she’s too god for him. |
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lil player on October 24, 2004 @ 3:24 pm |
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that joke wazz good!!!! i agree with jay&jay and shnoogin12 also |
| From: |
Spooner #55 on October 25, 2004 @ 12:59 am |
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I liked that joke it was funny. |
| From: |
Blaqoutz on October 25, 2004 @ 9:35 am |
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DENNIS BLOWS LITTLE BOYS |
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~*Harmony~* on October 26, 2004 @ 10:17 pm |
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Ya the joke was good but i’ve heard it before |
| From: |
sexbitch on October 27, 2004 @ 8:21 am |
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THAT IS SICK U PERVERTS |
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Jay&Jay on October 28, 2004 @ 6:39 am |
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I’m sorry i wasn’t picturing little girls in my head that way but i’m guessing you did? |
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joe on October 29, 2004 @ 1:59 pm |
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fuck you dennis, youre a dirty slut ya bitch |
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SooSly on October 29, 2004 @ 3:24 pm |
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damn that joke was funny even if i heard it before.
As for Dennis man you are the dumbest person with the comments.
(TRY GETTIN LAID FOR ONCE SHIT) |
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Ghetto Police on October 31, 2004 @ 12:44 am |
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This si the ghettoPolice speaking Aight this is a warning to all you virgins out there if you refuse to to kum with me, I’ll have to put you in a potions that’ll be against the wall to frisk you, to fing all oyur spot, aight(Spooner), |
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sexbitch on October 31, 2004 @ 5:06 am |
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dennis u should be lead f ur lead u dog wat a wanker how can u do that to someone u wanker ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha pervert |
| From: |
Trina Luvz#33 on October 31, 2004 @ 10:11 pm |
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You retarded Ghetto Police, just give up already my sis Spooner ain’t going to give it up to you, |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 1, 2004 @ 6:09 pm |
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Ghetto Police wants ta fuck Spooner in the ass |
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tran1 on November 2, 2004 @ 7:02 am |
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anyone want me to poopy them ? |
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ya mum on November 3, 2004 @ 7:48 pm |
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j&J ur sooooo hotttt can i fuck u up the ass!!!!!!????? |
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Jay&Jay on November 4, 2004 @ 12:17 am |
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Shut the fuck up slut |
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NUNYA on November 6, 2004 @ 12:24 am |
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DENIS YOU STUPID SHE AIN’T THE SLUT YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU THE ONE FREACK -ING DISEASED GIRLS EVERY NIGHT. YOU GONE CATCH SOMETHING. DENIS IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD WHY YOU CUSING? YO ARE A SINNER. |
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Ghetto Police on November 9, 2004 @ 8:20 pm |
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I’m off dutiez aight, so don’t worrie peolpez I ain’t going to diss no one, on here,
But Damn Jay&Jay how did you know I wanted to fuck that Virgin Spooner up that ass.
Aight I was joking I’m still on ditiez
Trina Luvz you are placed under aresst for being to gangsta, and Spooner your on under aresst for playing hard to get, And
Jay&Jay you are under aresst for being the the most pimped out guy on this site, but I think I’m going to let you off the hook this time aight,
TO ALL YOU FUCKERS DON"T BE DISSING JAY&JAY OR ELSE I"LL DISS YA AIGHT> |
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SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 10:13 pm |
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the joke was funny. but Ghetto Police how r u gunna stick up for Jay&jay he’s a rasicst, i thought he was cool b 4 but he’s fuckin racisict i realy dont get how ppl can do shit like that, i make fun of Jay&jay but who gives a fuck hes a rasicist!! Ghetto Police u seem kinda cool so plz dont turn out to b a dick head like jay&jay |
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Jay&Jay on November 11, 2004 @ 1:36 pm |
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Hey i like black jokes so shut the fuck up |
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~*Harmony*~ on November 11, 2004 @ 7:50 pm |
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Damn shadygurl u gotta lot of shit to talk
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| From: |
bomblesbitch on November 11, 2004 @ 11:59 pm |
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YA’ALL USEING THIS FOR A CHAT ROOM. GET A FUCKIN LIFE!! LITTLE ASS KIDS!!! |
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Jay&Jay on November 15, 2004 @ 11:59 pm |
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Don’t worry about it slut^and it’s nice that SHADYGURL_69 has been gone. |
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I'll Shit on you on November 16, 2004 @ 6:42 pm |
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Dennis |
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Common Denominator on November 20, 2004 @ 2:59 pm |
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bomblesbitch=hypocritical geek SHADYGURL_69=GEEKY HYPOCRITE |
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Jay&Jay on November 22, 2004 @ 6:08 pm |
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Hey i like you^ aight but don’t be making trivia suggestions about people it’s not kool.
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Common Denominator on November 23, 2004 @ 3:00 pm |
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Yeah, but my callin’ bomblesbitch a geek isn’t as hardcore as you callin her a slut. I guess we are being equally uncool. Still think you are rad, though. By the way...I really like your poems. I am on that website too. You got a lot to say. It’s shit hot!! RAD By the way, I am a chic...just in case you were wondering. |
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Jay&Jay on November 28, 2004 @ 3:37 am |
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Dat’s kool i guess you’re right iaw.
But yeah umm...yeah. |
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Common Denominator on December 1, 2004 @ 10:57 am |
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Yeah... |
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Jay&Jay on December 2, 2004 @ 6:56 am |
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Yeah i read a comment well a few of them ferom you^ you’re a funny girl.
I like that. |
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Common Denominator on December 2, 2004 @ 1:14 pm |
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Why, thank you!! The feeling’s mutual, Jay. |
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Jay&Jay on December 8, 2004 @ 6:39 am |
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Mutual?
Is that like the same but in reversed? |
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Common Denominator on December 14, 2004 @ 11:00 am |
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Yeah, Jay. I think you are a funny guy. And I like that... |
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Stoner133 on December 21, 2004 @ 2:56 am |
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This is my new name my the way.
Whats yo email again? |
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norielle on December 31, 2004 @ 6:01 pm |
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your soo fucking fat that u made the world crack in half |
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Sexy beast on February 1, 2005 @ 3:50 pm |
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funny joke, didn’t make me laugh but it made my dog laugh. Ha, ha,ha |
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adam nichols on December 30, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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THAT WAS THE FUCKIN MAFIA OF A JOKE LOL .....................................(u shouldnt talk about my sis like that) |
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fatasz puzsy on April 14, 2006 @ 6:18 pm |
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dam dat bytch is nasty ............................ (ooh men gotta go get some d!ck)
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