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3 Prisoners in a Cell
Posted by: Fiery Phoenix on October 24, 2004 @ 7:58 am
3 prisoners in a cell in South Africa ( or the deep south for any Americans )
2 white and one black
They were all in their cells talking about their crimes. The 1st white man was doing 5 years for robbery.
The second white man, 10 years for rape.
The black man? He was given 25 years for riding a bike with no lights
He was happy with the light sentence though - it would have been life if he was caught at night! |
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Darius on October 26, 2004 @ 2:28 pm |
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That dont make no sence. That shit suck.
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~*Harmony~* on October 26, 2004 @ 10:16 pm |
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o i get it...because he was black he got a heavier sentence..... |
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Scott on October 27, 2004 @ 10:39 pm |
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Stupid |
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Gagan on October 30, 2004 @ 5:29 pm |
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That sucked dick |
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dale turtle on November 3, 2004 @ 8:24 am |
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thats a really stupid joke cos blacks wouldnt know how to ride a bike anyway |
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NUNYA on November 6, 2004 @ 12:21 am |
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HEY STUPID WE BLACK GOT FEELINGS AND THAT’S REALLY NOT FUNNY YOU RACSICT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jay&Jay on November 6, 2004 @ 3:10 am |
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hey Nunya di ta wanna shut te fuck up about that black/white bullshit?
Theres white jokes on here too damn |
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Nitro on November 10, 2004 @ 9:22 pm |
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hey dale turtle, im no black, but a black guy can ride a bike the same as you can |
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SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 10:05 pm |
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the joke was ok could have been better. jay&jay shut the fuck up bout "there shit bout white ppl too" ur talking bout black ppl all the fuckin time and its not funny so how can nunya take it as a joke, u make me sick u prick! |
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Jay&Jay on November 12, 2004 @ 3:49 am |
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wtf do youtake the things i say personally or somthin’? |
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kati on November 12, 2004 @ 4:04 pm |
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i got it it was because he was dark and at night you wouldn’t have been able to see him at all |
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Fiery Phoenix on November 15, 2004 @ 2:02 pm |
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It’s not even a racist joke!! It’s says a lot about the justice system in this World today where a blck man cannot got a fair trial because of the colour of his skin. Kati says she got it because he was riding at night and they could’nt see him!! Excuse me you thick split arse - it has nothing to do with him not being seen, just that he got a harsher sentense because he was black. How is this racist? Get a life |
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Jack Mahoffer on November 17, 2004 @ 9:06 pm |
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can someone please lick my taint |
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nigga Please on November 17, 2004 @ 9:08 pm |
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why do black people smell????? so blind people can hate them too
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white chick on November 18, 2004 @ 8:47 am |
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shut the fuck up nigga please i know lots of black people and i bet they smell better than you. you piece of shit and kati you can shut the fuck up too bitch one of my good friends are balck and i can see her just fine at night. |
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Common Denominator on November 20, 2004 @ 2:53 pm |
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This joke IS under the category of "nasty jokes." If you aren’t open-minded enough to read them and take them for what they are (JOKES) then read the ones under a more suitable category for yourself. Damn drama junkies |
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tabby on November 22, 2004 @ 5:53 pm |
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that fucken enmature
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Anti-3-prisoner joke on November 27, 2004 @ 12:58 am |
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Ughhhhhhhhhh! Really dumb joke. Ok let me get this straight: the black guy got 25 yrs for riding a bike with no lights..and he would have gotten a much heavier sentence if it was at night. My analysis is - why would anyone have to have lights on during the day, =now the joke stated that - IF IT WAS AT NIGHT THEN HE WOULD HAVE LIFE............OK? That joke had to be done by an ignorant white/racist person. I didn’t think he/she should have done that one. Anyways what if the guy was a light-skinnded black guy, like myself,? Face the fact, black people are funnier. I am not going to say a joke because that is childish, defenseless, and not a good way to get even. I’ll kill you with kindness. If your not pejudice then next time just don’t put something racist like that about black people. |
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kjs arora on November 28, 2004 @ 12:18 am |
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that was racist ! |
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abhiroop arora on November 28, 2004 @ 12:20 am |
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that joke was exuberant and humorous! |
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erica phillips on December 2, 2004 @ 6:34 pm |
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I hate andy and i love my ex-jordan. he is so much better!! But i also like tyler.. and i want to hang out with my friend erin more. I cheat on him, he just dont know about it... |
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kelsey on December 21, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
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scott what’s ur last name |
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JeNn** on January 15, 2005 @ 2:58 am |
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ya .... ok so it was racist .... but funny too . i donno bout it acctually stll trying to figure it out ... why would he ride a bike with lights in the day and be happy to get 25 years .. |
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lewis on January 20, 2005 @ 10:07 am |
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i hate blacks |
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fred on January 24, 2005 @ 10:51 pm |
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good goobley woobley spivley |
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fred on January 24, 2005 @ 11:08 pm |
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It could have been worse. If the black guy had got hit by a car and sailed thru a plate glass window he could have gotten another 10 years added on for leaving the scene of an accident. |
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easy on February 22, 2005 @ 11:24 am |
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damn i ant no racist but chill its just a joke a sucky joke anyway |
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aserdgfadsfgadfgsdfg on August 31, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
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fiery phoenix better be black for his own sake, and still go fuck urself |
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dn wry on September 4, 2005 @ 11:05 am |
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wa kind of blood qlat joke a dis dem racist batty amn dem is be writing dis garabage |
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gigg112 on September 9, 2005 @ 11:09 am |
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Kati, your white trash whore. |
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jckass1 on September 11, 2005 @ 11:26 am |
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That jokes retarded. I wish the world could be happy together and we hold hands under a beautiful rainbow and sing happy tunes. No but for real the world needs to get up and act our age not be racist. Wether your black or white!! |
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Tha Raw One on September 19, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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I’m a young black man and I just wanna add that i love racist jokes whether its about white or black or any race if the shit is funny i’m going to laugh i don’t give a fuck. now some shit do be uncalled for but it ain’t nothing to tripp off of cause it’s all bullshit anyway i’m sorry but that joke isn’t funny cause it damn near don’t make sense but it was a nice try Layta |
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catch ridley on October 11, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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fuckin dumb |
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capone on October 12, 2005 @ 12:27 pm |
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that jpke suked dick! |
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lucky13 on November 6, 2005 @ 10:32 am |
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STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Sinbad on November 10, 2005 @ 10:36 am |
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Why do more black people die in winter?
They’re easier to spot. |
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jay- on November 10, 2005 @ 10:37 am |
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thats gay |
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soulja on November 10, 2005 @ 10:37 am |
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FUNNY AS HELL!! |
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locksmith nov 14/05 on November 16, 2005 @ 6:55 am |
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sort your head out u twat ive herd better bedtime stories ha ha |
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nik on November 18, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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grow up and laugh at humor maybe we will all die some day and we can laugh together |
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lusheslipsforyou on December 4, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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the joke was to stupid to get this much attention ,shame theres so many people with so little to do! it all boils down to if you arent funny spare the rest of the world by keeping your trap shut! Have a nice day if at all possible. |
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krissy on December 20, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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dont drop the soap u dirty bitchs |
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fred on December 30, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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what a great day its been...............what a fine mood i’m in................why it’s almost like being in LOVE!!!! some of u are so full of it that if you had all of the shit kicked out of you , you could be buried in a shoe box! Ha Hows that workin for ya. |
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vanessa on December 30, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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its was alright i guess |
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