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Whe MJ wear a fake nose?
Posted by: Snehasis Ghosh on October 31, 2004 @ 8:03 am

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Q1.Why The hell Michael wore a fake nose?
A:Because he replaced his Penis with his nose?

Q2. Then where the hell is his penis?
A:PENIS! He never had one.


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From: erecta on November 2, 2004 @ 3:14 am
Comment: i have his penis and no its not for sale

From: ryan on November 4, 2004 @ 2:44 am
Comment: this isn’t even a joke, this sucks jackson balls I SAY FUCK TO THIS

From: Jay&Jay on November 4, 2004 @ 6:29 am
Comment: Dumb Joke who made this crap up?

From: DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 8:54 pm
Comment: (SIGH) (BIGGER SIGH) (NOW CRYING) FOR WHY MUST YOU PERSECUTE POOR LITTLE DENNIS WHO HAS DONE NO WRONG, NO HARM, NEVER HURT ANYONE OR EVEN UTTERED A BAD WORD, OH, I ONLY TRIED TO BRING LOVE, KINDNESS, AND PEACE TO MY FELLOW MAN AND ESPECIALLY WOMAN BUT WHO ONLY REJECTED ME.

SO I START WHISPERING
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH

IT THEN GROWS AND TURNS INTO A GREAT SONG OF HOLY PRAYER TO THE GREAT ALMIGHTY ABOVE THY,

KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH

KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH

KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH

KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH

OHH, YESSSS, OH YES,

KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH

KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH

KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH

KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH


From: NUNYA on November 6, 2004 @ 12:11 am
Comment: I’M WITH JAY&JAY IF YOUR MOTHER MADE THIS UP TELL HER TO STOP SUCKING IT THEN ADN GIVE IT BACK TO MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: SHADYGURL_69 on November 10, 2004 @ 9:37 pm
Comment: those "jokes" if thats what u call them suck donkey balls!

From: Snehasis Ghosh on November 15, 2004 @ 1:34 pm
Comment: yes my mom did make that up but that was after the MJ trials and I was one of the boys
he raped.

P.S. he does have a dick. Its bigger than mine

From: kevin on December 3, 2004 @ 10:10 am
Comment: fuke you your joke and yo momma

From: kevin on December 3, 2004 @ 10:10 am
Comment: you propubly liked it you slut

From: drewpy on December 3, 2004 @ 10:13 am
Comment: kevins mom is hot

From: kevin on December 3, 2004 @ 10:15 am
Comment: drewpy go suck a dick

From: kevin on December 3, 2004 @ 10:15 am
Comment: drewpy fuckes dog’s

From: drewpy on December 3, 2004 @ 10:15 am
Comment: kevin licks big balls

From: drewpy on December 3, 2004 @ 10:16 am
Comment: your mom is not a dog

From: kevin on December 3, 2004 @ 10:17 am
Comment: drewpy is a guy who fuckes boy’s and is realated to mj

From: kevin on December 3, 2004 @ 10:17 am
Comment: your mom is

From: drewpy on December 3, 2004 @ 10:17 am
Comment: or a guy

From: NUNYA on December 3, 2004 @ 10:19 am
Comment: your are mj

From: tearless on December 4, 2004 @ 7:29 am
Comment: dis joke is so dry and stop cussin mj cos hes a better person dan u
u can chat so much shit out of ur ass hole u only said mj aint got a peins cos u aint got 1

From: car on December 10, 2004 @ 8:48 pm
Comment: wtf is wrong wit u .......... u dirty fucked up reject

From: rob on January 14, 2005 @ 1:57 pm
Comment: u r all sad pathetic fuckwits, who probably still need help tying up your shoelaces

Get help

From: jhjhg on May 18, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
Comment: duhhhhhhhhhhh

From: baser on January 20, 2006 @ 11:15 am
Comment: best MJ joke ever

From: jdub on July 15, 2006 @ 11:30 pm
Comment: ok whoever thought of that joke seriously needs hooked on phonics not huuked un kronicks... totally lame.. just weak

   
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